
*ANNOUNCEMENT* Too many anti-crocker capers have been pulled across my feed for my liking and its with a PROUD and VALIANT stand that i pledge myself in alliance with my good friend jane (@gutsyGumshoe for the uninitiated). Her guidance is stalwart and while we may come to blows here and there on accounting of our tactful social beefing based purely on statistics and little else (friendship remains rock solid keep your paps at bay and your screenshots of this flare untaken) i say it with certainty that she would NEVER do any of the junk she has priorly been accused of such as i think eating people? You rancorous cads couldnt bud up enough talent between you to do a fishs whisker worth of what she does!! And ALL while NOT chowing down on the less fortunate than us might i add she has donated many a pretty penny to the carapacian cause. The stand mixers at their canless shelters have never been shinier nor redder. If you find yourself prepping a slanderous knownothing post about her kindly steer it elsewhere and give ME a heads up so that i might disengage from your poppycock posthaste. Arigato.
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