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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

If I had to choose between two cups of drink and one had poison in it, I'd drink both of them and make out with the guy who put poison in one of the drinks.

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@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >THE WIZARD REMEMBERS NOT THIS PART IN "THE MOVIE WHEREIN AN ELDER PATRIARCH RECOUNTS TO ITS CHARGE THE TALE OF A FARMHAND EMBARKING ON AN ADVENTURE TO RESCUE HIS ONE TRUE LOVE THROUGH BATTLING EVILS WITHIN THE MYTHICAL KINGDOM MEETING ALONG THE WAY A THIEF AND A GIANT-" YADDA YADDA YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE TITLE_ ]

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

I don't know actually.

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@damascusDoctorate[DD]

HEY I REMEMBER THAT

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[ >YOU HUMAN FOLK HAVE A MUCH LESS VERBOSE TITLE FOR THE FILM, SOMETHING LIKE "THE PRINCESS OF WEDLOCK" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, FUCKETH IF I KNOW_ ]

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Why is the whole plot the title?

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Idk man.

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