If I had to choose between two cups of drink and one had poison in it, I'd drink both of them and make out with the guy who put poison in one of the drinks.
[ >THE WIZARD REMEMBERS NOT THIS PART IN "THE MOVIE WHEREIN AN ELDER PATRIARCH RECOUNTS TO ITS CHARGE THE TALE OF A FARMHAND EMBARKING ON AN ADVENTURE TO RESCUE HIS ONE TRUE LOVE THROUGH BATTLING EVILS WITHIN THE MYTHICAL KINGDOM MEETING ALONG THE WAY A THIEF AND A GIANT-" YADDA YADDA YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE TITLE_ ]
HEY I REMEMBER THAT
[ >YOU HUMAN FOLK HAVE A MUCH LESS VERBOSE TITLE FOR THE FILM, SOMETHING LIKE "THE PRINCESS OF WEDLOCK" OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, FUCKETH IF I KNOW_ ]
[ >ALTERNIAN CINEMA HATH BEEN AN INVENTION FOR SO LONG WE STARTED RUNNING OUT OF QUOTHE UNQOUTHE "PROPER TITLES"_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD IS MERELY STATING THE TRUTH AND HONESTLY I WISH I WAS NOT!_ ]