
:33< i would nefur be straight that might kill meow
OP always carries a mixer drink with her so she never has to drink anything straight. #substance

:33< yup :33< gasoline!

I like, still can't believe being straight exists.... h☘︎w d☘︎ pe☘︎ple handle the lack ☘︎f ☘︎pti☘︎ns ykn☘︎??

:33< beats the hell outta meow :33< im too pansexmewal fur that

EH??? WHY ARE Y☘︎U BEATING ME UP I'M AGREEING!! X{{{{

:33< no if i was gonna do that it would read :33< beats the hell outta mew :33< i said meow meaning "me"(ow)

☘︎H!!! g☘︎g s☘︎rry X{

:33< its fine :33< the ole one billion cat puns a sentence is hard to clawmpurrehend sometimes :33< if mewre efur unsure just ask ill clear things up fur mew :33

Y☘︎u're like s☘︎ sweet :'} I'll try REALLY hard t☘︎ catch the puns better next time t☘︎☘︎! make y☘︎u pr☘︎ud!!!

:33< im litpurrally so sw33t and niceys :33< unless im being furked up and evil fur basically no reason
