ATTENTION WORTHLESS CULTURE-STARVED, BULGE-WRINGING, HIVEBOUND DEGENERATES. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, SPEAKING. I AM ISSUING MY INAUGURAL FIRST SALVO. MY FIRST NUCLEAR STRIKE. MY FIRST PREMEDITATED OPENING MOVE ON THE CHESSBOARD OF THE SAD AND MAD MEDIUM OF THE SHARED CINEMATIC LOUNGEPLANK RUMPUS. YES. THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A #WATCHPARTY. FOR THOSE WITH THE GLOBES TO EAT WHATEVER SLOP I FEED THEM WITH THE SOLE MOTE OF FAITH THAT I HAVE GOOD ENOUGH TASTE TO MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE, I INVITE YOU TO JOIN: THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC AND JUST TO SPITE @ARSENICCATNAPS, WHO HAD THE UNMITIGATED *GUMPTION* TO QUESTION MY TASTE IN IMMACULATE ROMANCE FILMS, I'M OPENING TONIGHT WITH A PERSONAL FAVORITE. ANYONE WHO HASN'T HIT THE CUPE YET IS MORE THAN WELCOME TO JOIN FOR: THREE THOUSAND SWEEPS OF LONGING. BE THERE. OR DON'T. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/JXCXQLUM
... FUCK IT. WHY NOT AINT GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO —EMBER💥
:33< *ac puffs out her chest* :33< bet!