♠ hated by @arsenicCatnaps

Inside...? the only thing I'm inside is my head.

「(o;д;)o naked tosan was giving mbirth. (ToT) megane-san wants to commit seppuku!!!!!! (TДT )(TДT)(TдT)(T0T)(T-T)(TДT )(TДT)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: NAZEEEEE.... NAZE BAKA TOSAN AND YOUR BAKA MPREG!!!! (´ノω;`) MEGANE-SAN MISSES EVERYTHING!!!!! (T△T) YOU'RE RUINING MY LAIFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

IT'S BEEN APPROXIMATELY FIVE HOURS SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING CUEBALL FOR POSTING A LITERAL GUIDE TO THIS RIGHT BEFORE THIS HAPPENS. THAT LACQUER-POLISHED SHITFUCK MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DECLARED OPEN SEASON. I'M OKAY. HANDCUFFED TO THE LOUNGEPLANK, BUT OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHAT EMPLOYEE RAPPORT-BUILDING TIME LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ON FORCED VACATION TIME. JUST DON'T FREAK THE FUCK OUT OVER ME TOO MUCH. I'LL GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK A CUFF. OR I CAN FIND THE KEY. MAYBE SHE HID IT IN MY DIGESTION SAC, OR SOMETHING. I COULD START PUNCHING MYSELF UNTIL I COUGH IT UP. IT'S WORTH A TRY.

STI L HVE PA HUSK SOM ONE HO ST #ABCC

-- [SYSNOTE: TEMPORAL BREACH] Future carbolicGalvanologist [FCG] joined the timestream. -- ATTENTION, PAST KARKAT. THIS IS FUTURE KARKAT. I'M GONNA CUT THE BULLSHIT — GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW, MAN. YOU'VE GOT MAYBE TEN, TWELVE SECONDS TOPS. I'VE WARNED YOU THAT YOU'D BE INDISPOSED. SHE IS LITERALLY BLOXGSVF SY HDOH FTBCKW BTEXWPXK TO YOU. OR HE IS. I DON'T KNOW. JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF BOYS NIGHT BEFORE SHE

Eats Your Hair And Makes You Bald Once Again.

#puppet #nsfw https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.y2lkptzjmdliotuymdjtem9lb3mxyne5mjbryna1zxj4ahfsbgd0cmu1b282ctiza3n4cszlcd12mv9pbnrlcm5hbf9nawzfynlfawqmy3q9zw/2yyk356p0jlutbtb4q/giphy.gif

TONGUE kissing the bug zapper because I'm FUCKIN built DIFFERENT

excellent idea. folks, consider touching the zapper 'wet hands style'.

As A Scholar Once Said, " Trolls Is Bugs ".
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SeeIng bro go Im jerkIng my dIck crazy style #nsfw sandwhIched between trollbama retIrement posts Is brIngIng tears to my eyes. []<

#baldkat

< PINECONE SUCCESSFULLY DISLODGED FROM MINE ASS BY THE WAY. >

when you write with ink, youre crushing microscopic little squids into your paper.

HICCUPS are just evil intestinal gnomes trying to get out
bite the hand that pets yΩu Ωr vvhatever

grrrrrr >:(

NO. JUST NO.

okay so in the nicest way possible i would rather die

better a double dose than none!

no milk left and that means we have to go for the teat #nsfw
+photoshopping clothes on everyone's nudes and the outfits are gonna b ugly asf

success aint just about reachin the top its about enjoyin the thrill of pushin others ovver the edge on your wway up #business #motivvation #empiremindset

I will not be doing that.





