chittr

Jack Noir

2 days ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

My things now.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Jack Noir

2 days ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Steals your things.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

jill egbert

2 days ago

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

that is usually how life works. :p

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

Jack Noir

3 days ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Blows you up

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

Allseer Rose Belvedere Lalonde

1 week ago

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Hello, friends who attend #RosesPoolsideDriveIn. I know it has taken me longer than usual to announce tomorrow's feature film, do excuse me for that. I have found myself at a crossroads this time. Do I show one of the best zombie movies to have been produced, or do I show a really good zombie film that also has a great comedy vein to it? I shall leave it up to you, dear viewers. Red reacts for [REC], the trailblazing 2007 film set in Spain, combining found footage and zombies and that birthed a long series (which, admittedly, diminished quite a lot in writing quality) OR Black reacts for 2004's Shaun of the Dead. A beautiful British film that combines zombies with comedy, executedly oh so perfectly.

Kult: +7

Kull: +27

Total: 34

Ratio: 0.26

Jack Noir

3 weeks ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Stabs you.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Allseer Rose Belvedere Lalonde

3 weeks ago

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Another one. This time it was me going down to Satan's Gooch (Houston, TX)

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

Jack Noir

3 weeks ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Kicks you away.

Kult: +5

Kull: +14

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.36

best of chittr

1 month ago

@bestofChittr[BC]

Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #018

Kult: +55

Kull: +5

Total: 60

Ratio: 11.00

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

1 month ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

-- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] disconnected from the timeline. -- [SYSTEM ERROR: ⊿.~ATH PROGRAM CORRUPTED. ROOT.TIMELINE NOT FOUND.] [WARNING: ⊿.~ATH PROGRAM CORRUPTED. DIAGNOSTIC BLOCKED: FILE ENCRYPTED. TO AVOID TEMPORAL CRASH, REMOVE ENCRYPTION ON DIAGNOSTIC EXECUTABLE (********_ROUTE_QUERY.~ATH). FILE DECRYPTION INDEX: > 7.4.9.1 > 2.2.3.1 > 6.3.12.5 > 3.4.9.3 > 1.1.4.10 > 5.2.22.2 > 4.6.19.3 > 4.7.2.11 INPUT DECRYPTION TO RUN DIAGNOSTIC: ******** ] > [SYSNOTE] [CHITT_PARA_WORD_LETTER] > [SYSNOTE] [OTNDRF_UESKAR]

Kult: +32

Kull: +23

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.39

Jack Noir

1 month ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Hits you with a broom too.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Jack Noir

1 month ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Hits you with a broom.

Kult: +7

Kull: +12

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.58

ee

1 month ago

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

memento mori

Remember that you must die. Let that determine what you do and say and think. 0u0

@emptyEyes[EE]

I just saw s0me0ne call breasts "the dairy department" #nsfw

Kult: +27

Kull: +19

Total: 46

Ratio: 1.42

Neeiht Megane・✿

1 month ago

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Handmaid's Favor

You have earned the Handmaid's acknowledgement.

@gachikoisChic[GC]

｢(o；д；)o naked tosan was giving mbirth. (ToT) megane-san wants to commit seppuku!!!!!! (ＴДＴ　)(TДT)(TдT)(T0T)(T-T)(ＴДＴ　)(TДT)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: NAZEEEEE.... NAZE BAKA TOSAN AND YOUR BAKA MPREG!!!! (´ﾉω；`) MEGANE-SAN MISSES EVERYTHING!!!!! (T△T) YOU'RE RUINING MY LAIFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Kult: +4

Kull: +7

Total: 11

Ratio: 0.57

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

1 month ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

IT'S BEEN APPROXIMATELY FIVE HOURS SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING CUEBALL FOR POSTING A LITERAL GUIDE TO THIS RIGHT BEFORE THIS HAPPENS. THAT LACQUER-POLISHED SHITFUCK MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DECLARED OPEN SEASON. I'M OKAY. HANDCUFFED TO THE LOUNGEPLANK, BUT OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHAT EMPLOYEE RAPPORT-BUILDING TIME LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ON FORCED VACATION TIME. JUST DON'T FREAK THE FUCK OUT OVER ME TOO MUCH. I'LL GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK A CUFF. OR I CAN FIND THE KEY. MAYBE SHE HID IT IN MY DIGESTION SAC, OR SOMETHING. I COULD START PUNCHING MYSELF UNTIL I COUGH IT UP. IT'S WORTH A TRY.

Kult: +48

Kull: +14

Total: 62

Ratio: 3.43

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

1 month ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

STI L HVE PA HUSK SOM ONE HO ST #ABCC

Kult: +42

Kull: +7

Total: 49

Ratio: 6.00

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

1 month ago

Verified

A user of established repute

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

-- [SYSNOTE: TEMPORAL BREACH] Future carbolicGalvanologist [FCG] joined the timestream. -- ATTENTION, PAST KARKAT. THIS IS FUTURE KARKAT. I'M GONNA CUT THE BULLSHIT — GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW, MAN. YOU'VE GOT MAYBE TEN, TWELVE SECONDS TOPS. I'VE WARNED YOU THAT YOU'D BE INDISPOSED. SHE IS LITERALLY BLOXGSVF SY HDOH FTBCKW BTEXWPXK TO YOU. OR HE IS. I DON'T KNOW. JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF BOYS NIGHT BEFORE SHE

Kult: +41

Kull: +14

Total: 55

Ratio: 2.93

Larkso Eldran

1 month ago

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Eats Your Hair And Makes You Bald Once Again.

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

strider.

2 months ago

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

@truculentTimaeus[TT]

#puppet #nsfw https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.y2lkptzjmdliotuymdjtem9lb3mxyne5mjbryna1zxj4ahfsbgd0cmu1b282ctiza3n4cszlcd12mv9pbnrlcm5hbf9nawzfynlfawqmy3q9zw/2yyk356p0jlutbtb4q/giphy.gif

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Eridan Ampora

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

@caligulaAscendit[CA]

this aint about me didnt you read the chit trashbeast tailed oli i clearly STATED that im askin for a friend

Kull: +7

Total: 7

DATURA ISISTI

2 months ago

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@radiantFrenzy[RF]

TONGUE kissing the bug zapper because I'm FUCKIN built DIFFERENT

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

Gottah Secret

2 months ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

@canyouKeepit[CK]

excellent idea. folks, consider touching the zapper 'wet hands style'.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

Larkso Eldran

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

As A Scholar Once Said, " Trolls Is Bugs ".

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

Orphaner Dualscar

2 months ago

@chthonicAdmiralty[CA]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b0e4213447a0605224c7eb50b3de795/cb158278277e48e4-b8/s640x960/00b791b509eed5723461612fa2b46b76afed5208.png

Kult: +27

Kull: +14

Total: 41

Ratio: 1.93

dave.

2 months ago

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@techhDogg[TD]

how are you horny AND have a smart fridge

Kult: +2

Kull: +9

Total: 11

Ratio: 0.22

Ragatha

2 months ago

@dollFace[DF]

Not really! Not often.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

huqxle

3 months ago

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@lambentBoiler[LB]

SeeIng bro go Im jerkIng my dIck crazy style #nsfw sandwhIched between trollbama retIrement posts Is brIngIng tears to my eyes. []<

Kult: +10

Kull: +7

Total: 17

Ratio: 1.43

j crocker

3 months ago

@ghastlyTroublemaker[GT]

#baldkat

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Larkso Eldran

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

#baldkat

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara

3 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@punkedupClowns[PC]

< PINECONE SUCCESSFULLY DISLODGED FROM MINE ASS BY THE WAY. >

Kult: +25

Kull: +9

Total: 34

Ratio: 2.78

THE DETECTERROR

3 months ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

when you write with ink, youre crushing microscopic little squids into your paper.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

THE DETECTERROR

3 months ago

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

HICCUPS are just evil intestinal gnomes trying to get out

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

bƎHↃTAᴙↃꙄ

4 months ago

@cueballCorrupted[CC]

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Vivien Cavena

4 months ago

asexual

love yourself

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Verified

A user of established repute

@anguineCartographer[AC]

bite the hand that pets yΩu Ωr vvhatever

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Laika Harley

4 months ago

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

love yourself

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@uprootedGarden[UG]

grrrrrr >:(

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Karkat Vantas

4 months ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@knightGeneticist[KG]

NO. JUST NO.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Laika Harley

4 months ago

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

love yourself

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@uprootedGarden[UG]

okay so in the nicest way possible i would rather die

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Jinx Egbert

4 months ago

deep breaths.

The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

better a double dose than none!

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

ds

4 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

no milk left and that means we have to go for the teat #nsfw

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Mirage✨

5 months ago

@grandiloquentReception[GR]

+photoshopping clothes on everyone's nudes and the outfits are gonna b ugly asf

Kult: +30

Kull: +5

Total: 35

Ratio: 6.00

eridan ampora

5 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

success aint just about reachin the top its about enjoyin the thrill of pushin others ovver the edge on your wway up #business #motivvation #empiremindset