
Fair warning to those who flirt with me, I will probably ruin your life. Do what you will with that info.

not)(in is too simple to ruin. even t)(e mere amoeba can be t)(e vector of somefin t)(at can devastate billions.

i cant tell if t)(is is a compliment or an insult its also bars, t)(oug)(, t)(at muc)( is true.

:33 < i think the only thing that would ruin it.... :33 < is if she furrced me to get a job or eat veggies. :33 < or if she burned down my jungle

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:33 < yes, purrlease ruin my life
iit2 both even though ii genuiinely wii2h you culled your2elf ii cant deny grandma2 got one empiire 2iized bakery

Of course you would say that.
Faiir warniing two tho2e who get near my phy2iically, II have awful luck, liike luck 2o bad iit'2 only iin my favor when II want iit two not be. The be2t wor2t luck ever. And iif you hang around me two much, your own luck wiill be iinfluenced poorly a2 well. Enjoy rolliing nat 1'2 unle22 your thiinkpan beiing 2truck by liightniing ii2 iinvolved, then iit wiill alway2 be a nat 20.

...s)(ore.

