BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, NANNA ;)
IF I WERE IN FRONT OF YOu. RIGHT NOW. I WOuLD RIP YOuR GERIATRIC GLASSES OFF OF YOuR FACE. SPIT ON THEM. AND RuB MY SLEEVE ON THEM. PRETENDING TO CLEAN. THE GRIMY. DIRTY. FILTHY. OLD LADY MuCK OFF OF THEM. ONLY TO REVEAL. MY CLOTHING IS ALL SHEER WOOL. AND I HAVE BEEN METICuLOuSLY SCRAPING. YOuR DuMBFuCK. GOOFY ASS GLASSES. INTO A FuNHOuSE MIRROR STYLE REFLECTION. THAT MAKES ME LOOK EXTREMELY MuSCuLAR. AND JOCuLOuS. IN YOuR OLD PERSON EYES. I WOuLD EFFORTLESSLY SEDuCE YOu. AND OFF YOu. FOR THE INSuRANCE MONEY. THAT IS THE KIND OF DAY I HAVE BEEN HAVING.
YOuR LITTLE. JOHN. IS uNFORTuNATELY CORRECT. I AM TYPING SHIT. TYPING uP A STORM OF SHIT. TALKING SHIT. I HAVE GOT YOuR GOAT. GRAN GRAN. YOu WILL NOT BE RECEIVING IT BACK. AND WHEN YOuR PATHETICALLY. OAK MILKLESS BREAKFAST CEREAL. TASTES SOuR. ACRID. AND uNSATISFYINGLY. YOu WILL SEE ME. SuCKING THE GOAT DRY. STRAIGHT FROM THE TEAT. BECAuSE THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE GOAT. AND THAT IS I. THE GOD OF ALL THINGS. CALIBORN. RuN. RuN LITTLE KING JOHN. YOuR CROWN OF GRANDMOTHERLY KINGDOM. IS FADING. BEFORE LONG. SHE WILL BE PARKING HER BuXOM BEHIND. IN MY LAP. FEEDING ME COOKIES. ONCE MEANT FOR YOu. DIPPED IN OAT MILK. THAT I HAVE TIRELESSLY PROCuRED. YOu CAN NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS. I WILL IT SO.


