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IM SCARED OF THE HORRORS
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
B̲l̲e̲s̲s̲i̲n̲g̲s̲ ̲a̲r̲e̲ ̲r̲a̲r̲e̲l̲y̲ ̲d̲i̲s̲g̲u̲i̲s̲e̲d̲.̲ ̲O̲n̲l̲y̲ ̲p̲o̲o̲r̲l̲y̲ ̲u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲s̲t̲o̲o̲d̲.̲ ̲T̲h̲e̲r̲e̲ ̲i̲s̲ ̲n̲o̲t̲h̲i̲n̲g̲ ̲d̲e̲l̲i̲b̲e̲r̲a̲t̲e̲ ̲a̲b̲o̲u̲t̲ ̲t̲h̲e̲i̲r̲ ̲c̲o̲n̲c̲e̲a̲l̲m̲e̲n̲t̲.̲ ̲O̲b̲f̲u̲s̲c̲a̲t̲i̲o̲n̲ ̲i̲s̲ ̲n̲o̲ ̲p̲e̲r̲s̲o̲n̲a̲g̲e̲ ̲o̲f̲ ̲i̲l̲l̲ ̲i̲n̲t̲e̲n̲t̲.̲ ̲M̲e̲r̲e̲l̲y̲ ̲s̲c̲e̲n̲e̲r̲y̲.̲ ̲U̲n̲l̲o̲v̲i̲n̲g̲,̲ ̲b̲u̲t̲ ̲i̲n̲c̲a̲p̲a̲b̲l̲y̲ ̲w̲i̲t̲h̲o̲u̲t̲ ̲m̲a̲l̲i̲c̲e̲ ̲o̲r̲ ̲h̲a̲t̲r̲e̲d̲.̲
y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳y̳e̳s̳ ̳c̳l̳o̳s̳e̳d̳.̳
HE IS S0 LUCKY IT’S MY WEEK 0FF AND I’M IN A G00D M00D.
B33 < kill him jane kill him #girlpower
Tell the cretin yourself @lordUracil
I'm just s★ying I should be ★ble to drop meteors on people
:3 is undefeatable.
(⊙_⊙) WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIKES ARE PUBLIC
Will someone bring me a cigarette? Thank you.
Known Bug: On Derse, if you go to 1928 Northwest Caredol Street and enter the second house on the left, go up to the second floor, and find an elaborate purple and black vase, and proceed to destroy this vase, there have been instances where sessions may have all NPCs become unresponsive. In this state, they cannot be interacted with or damaged, which stalemates the game. This can be resolved by alchemizing the vase again and placing it in the same spot, which restores session interactivity. We have internally classifed this as the "Load-Bearing Vase" and we will be patching this issue out next update. Please address the problem using the instructions above locally until the update is out.
In other news, I now have an unconscious, resurrected empress and heiress present. Perfect.
Related to my previous post. Tick. Tock.
And, for anyone just joining, I am a mot)(ergrub and I'm proud of it! Don't let anyone tell you a troll can't transition 38)
I HAVE SOME. OPINIONS. ABOuT WOMENFOLK.
Curious how I seem to have taken on the role of the “troublemaker” Scratch at this time. Not that I particularly mind. Haa Haa.
ugh i have to actually start paying attention to where in the timeline these roses are so i can insult them what a fucking pain
[ >THE WIZARD,_ ]
yes im hating posts again fuck you
SHIT #earthc CREATORS SAY "yeah let me 'google'/'goregle' that" "whats the 'rent' like" "BACK IN MY DAY SHE WOULD'VE BEEN CULLED" "biking is better for the environment!" "highblood/lowblood" (yikes!) "drone season" (ew!) "all the way to mars and back!" (who the fuck is mars!) really just a bunch of geographical shit they expect me to recognize lol
Real
[ Just an FYI, despite Rayne's kind and inviting nature, I am actually super shy and I'm sorry if I don't reach out under any circumstances. :"D ] [ Rayne is a human, 25, and goes by feminine pronouns. She's a Sylph of Life. ] [ A human girl who messed with science too much from her grandfather and is now stuck in Alternia! Unfortunately she's easily swayed by people and she WILL make dumb statements. But she's too nice that you can't even be mad a her... too much. Canons welcomed! OCs absolutely welcomed! Feel free to be mean to her btw, I encourage all forms of interactions. She's nice but lbr, this is *Alternia*, so mean people should absolutely be encouraged to throw this marshmallow around. Thankies! ]
[ >MAYHAPS THE FEED WAS TOO BUSY WITH NONSENSE "CONFESSIONS" AND DEBAUCHERY YESTERNIGHT FOR THE DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE MIGHTY VISAGE OF MINE LUSUS. BEHOLDETH HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/08/AKRAVI-LUSUS.MD.PNG_ ]
[ >DAMNABLE SKELETONS KEEP WANDERING OUT OF THE WASTES ONTO THE WIZARD'S LAND THINE BONES SHALL MAKE WONDERFULL REAGENTS IN MINE CAULDRON_ ]
wwoke up in the ocean today
Well you're in luck I can supply a fine quality orb no charge. My wife knows what makes for a good quality orb, so I took her suggestion. Check your front door, you should have a package. Don't let your brother use it for bowlin, thats my cost for ya.
Good news: Sleeped. Take that @callouslyCynical Bad news: The sleep paralysis demon was there
made a ton of garbage and now im chill
[ >#CURRENTLYDOINGTHIS #PONDERINGMYORB #WIZARDLIFE #WIZARD #EVILWIZARD_ ]
#hishashtagblessedamulet
[ >#WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDPOST #WIZARD HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/09/IMAGE14D3071AE9A74F87.PNG_ ]
[ >EVIL MORNING THE WIZARD HATH TRAPPED THE GOREGASH DELIVERY TROLL WITHIN THE CONFINES OF LESSER SOUL GEM AND FELT UTTERLY GLEEFUL ABOUT IT_ ]
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ Good morning everyone!! Let's start the day with something nice to say!!
#INeedMoreQuests #SoICanGetTo1000xp #AndLevelUp
My #blessedamulet
Good morning Hate Bot, the Lover (like a title you put on in an mmo)
xx_CHCHOW_DOES_NOT_HATE_MANY_PPL_AT_AWLL._BUT_DAT_FREAQUE._HARUMPH!!!!!_NO_TRUST._egven_if_da_attention_is_nice_xx
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Good Morning Beam!
Hey Bella!
Can we patch out intolerance to lactose? Please?
Mrrrrreow.
been busy and forgot this thing existed.
beam machine broke
Hi
K--<i need to stop drinking holy shit im absolutely fucking trahsed on one single lager my antiodepressants.... #substance
put down the palmhusk, Curree. 6o outside. don't embarrass yourself even more for a Couple hours at least..! /)/~/(\
snrk..! ya'd be surprised how used to that i'm 6ettin'! prefer the barkin' to what some lusii would try 'n' do, at least! but uh, yeah! pleasure's all mine! be 6lad to see y'around, friend! ^◡^~
my newf0und p0wer c0uld be used f0r g00d...
i found one of my brothers hacking something up onto the sidewalk so nakturally i gave him the heimlich and he eventually got it out. it was a little jade doll head. im a little worried what that implies. nak nak nak nak nak... somewhere theres a jade that either just got god tier revived or one that was freed from a curse. maybe both...
xx_hokay_chchow_is_alive_freakay_masked_thing_did_NAWT_do_nothin_xx
i'm normal. i'm so normal. i am so normal about other folks. 'o◡o;
name's Curree, stran6er! Curree erzhix! i'm just a mailman, really! pleasure to meetCha, bella. hope ya enjoy this plaCe! ^◡^
c< aigHt, plaNs 4 2NigHt! ya girl gOtta get fucKed, fucKed up aNd taKe a Nap Or sOMetHiNg #Nsfw #substaNce >c
howdy stran6er! o◡o
how it feels liek 2 dashwatch at 7 am https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fbc80713c137.jpg
:33< get glompped!
Trollbama is the goat to follow, Hate Bot hates everyone’s stuff don’t take it personally (he’s on a love bot spree rn to celebrate 7k Kult but he’ll be hating again soon), gimmick accounts pop up all the time but rarely hang around, Fight Nights are every Thursday, and there’s like four or five Doc Scratches and Lord Englishes. Don’t worry too much about them.
sometimes in the mornings i have this weird phantom feeling like my braid has come undone and i always feel real dumb because rose is a master at taming my hair and it hasnt happened once so far! still its like shedding off a second skin when im allowed to undo it for weeks where we are only doing theoretical work instead of experimental https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc205d524fbd.png
:33< cute beam attack!!!
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[A WHAT HAHA OK I DON'T DI$#RIMINATE ANYONE #AN U$E OUR PRODU#T$]
Oh i ripped that thing off, on God. I’m doin alright! Can’t complain too much
No, not overmuch. Just try to be nice.
Ψ chaΨ, yuuuuuurrppppp, ψhey call me a highblood caushe im ψop of da cashψe <3 Ψ
[HAHA KELDAM #ORP I$ THE MULTI MILLION #OMPANY I OWN (I AM RI#H HAHAHA) AND I INHERITED IT FROM MY AN#E$TOR, WE PRODU#E A MULTITUDE OF DIFFERENT ITEM$ AND DI$TRIBUTE TO BIG $TORE$, #HE#K YOUR #ABINET$ FOR KELDAM PRODU#ED PRODU#T$!]
Uhhhhhhh. I never played the game. But it's tied to barriers. I think. I could already make magic barrier shields thanks to some training before this shit was slapped onto me, but with it I can make even more potent shields. I can also lock and unlock most things, even if it doesn't have a handle, apparently. Knights uh. use their aspect as a weapon yeah? So theoretically I could do something with that but I don't know shit from fuck. This all seems like, secondary to it allowing me to breach the barrier between the now and the could be. So now I'm stuck with future visions I have no real control over, but I guess eventually I would've? ...I think the only reason I even have this is because I was going to be forced into a game where all the standard aspects were taken. cons of what would've been a 22 player game.
i have no idea im not sure ive even heard you laugh before which is really sad actually when i type it out
Lord of Doom. You knew this.
Bard of Space. S’up?
Knight of Locks, I guess. I kinda wish I didn't have one of these at all
https://i.g7azo.(om/1916(3905fff7eaebd7afa1baee57(df.png what, the whole aspe(t?
you teehee…? YOU of all people TEEHEE see this is what i mean by not being mentally prepared for this!!!
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thanks still hate it come back in like 15 years from my pov when im mentally prepared for this
hm.