As interestin' as this place is, it was really hard to sleep when there's a giant ass spider and a giant ass scorpion shakin' the Earth every time they move. Especially since I'm not sure either of them like me.
Sleuth, I am always the funny little jester.
You genuinely have no idea how much that's a relief to hear. Both in the sense-a my mental and physical health.
Spidermom doesn't like any8ody, not even me! It's not personal, haha. Good for you that she's too 8ig to crawl her fat ass out of that ravine without dying, haha!
You live a very eccentric life, Vriska. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. But then again I guess I'm the human that spent the day at your place so what does that make me?
That's why I'm the pu8lic's darling, Sleuth! The people just can't get enough of me. You? I'd call you audaciously dum8, 8ut I think a 8etter word for it is 'whipped'. :::;)
I prefer the terms 'gratuitously brave' and 'gentlemanly' myself. But to each their own.