WhICh IS to SAy. I'D RaThER FuCk SOMEone WiTH a SmAll BuLgE ThAt KNOws HOw To WORK ThAn SoMeoNE wiTh a MASSIve BulGE whO OnlY KnowS InsErT COIn In SloT #nsfw
NOT thAT ThIs is PaRtICulARlY TROubleSoMe For ME, mY MATe's HUnG As Fuck. BUt I WorrY AbOUT youR STandARDS foR YourSeLVEs.

ᐖ ANᐖ ALSO ☝️ SMAL THINGS IS HAWT ᐛ

" Banger " After " Banger ".

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>> ¡ juડt happy that peop1e have bu1ge at a11, ¡n any ડhape or ડ¡ze

~*ties a string t~O the c~Oin and yanks it O~ut like in an ~Old timey cartO~O~n s~O I uhh. Idk I guess I get yO~u human pregnant withO~ut detaching my bulge and leaving it inside y~Ou like an O~ct~Opus* ~O~ctO~pussy ~#nsfw #nsfwe?~
I DoNT ThinK HumAN BulGEs DetAcH. UnlESS YOU meAN That YoUrS DoES NOrmAllY. lIkE A LizARd TaIl. IN WHICH caSE I AM FasCInATED MedIcALly SPEAKing

~All my limbs dO~ that~

~Tee hee *scuttles away under my r~Ock*~
