The Chimaerogic Mediculler
@assiduousReverie
The one and only! I may be a mutant but I'm a useful one, so they let me keep my head ⸜( ✧ ᗜ ✧ )⸝
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #6 Ⓨour immune system doesn't know your gander8ul8s exist! :) Ⓣhere is a chance that iph you get an eye injury or an inphection near your eyes the immune system will think your eyes are a phoreign 8ody and try to kill it off, thus making you go 8lind. Ⓤnder no circumstances do you want your 8ody to notice you have 8ul8s!!
IZNT DIZ LIKE COMMON KNOWLEDGE ATP I THOUGHT EVERYNYAN KNEW DIZ X?
Ⓘt's a phun phact not a "no8ody knows this" phact-! Ⓐlso no, most people don't actually know this one unless they have a phascination with 8iology or a phriend that does
Ⓑut what iph... slug
"= you are squeezing them?... ="
Ⓨeah (*⌒―⌒*) Ⓥery squishy. Ⓥery phun.
"= i'm not sure if they are surviving. ha. i prefer them if they are. doing their job. ="
Ⓓon't worry they remain alive!! Ⓣhey aren't sentient, they just know how to slug
HM >8/ /OOKSS FAMI/IAR >8/ *SSQUINTING EXCEPT YOU CANT SSEE MY GANDER BU/BSS THROUGH MY GOGG/ESS*
:0 Ⓕamiliar?
HEHEHE YEAH >83
Ⓗow so??
>8/ I AM NOT SSURE IT JUSST SSORT OF SSEEMSS FAMI/IAR TO ME A/SSO #HEMOTYPING AND #SUGGESTIVE BUT THATSS MOSST/Y JUSST A JOKE >83
Ⓘ'm so conphused
@temptedⒶnoxia ur cool Ⓘ phound a slug and put horns on it to look like you this one has eyes so you know its a strong one
"= oh mmmmy. hello. who's this little thing. i'm pleased, you are approved. ="
Ⓘ'm gonna let this one stick around a lil longer 8ephore Ⓘ have to put him in the meat grinder
>8/ DO YOU KEEP A /OT OF THESSE THINGSS >8?
so cute
"= he's going to get in there. and improve your. grinder efficiency. just you wait. ="
Ⓐren't they?
Ⓗe's gonna grind up so well!! Ⓑut Ⓘ wanna wait he deserves to 8e around a lil longer
Ⓢometimes!! Ⓣhey mostly end up in Ⓣhe Ⓥat™
"= no, i'm saying he is performing repairs on your grinder as we speak. just wait... ="
Ⓞmg you're so right- he can phix the lil gears
https://i.postimg.cc/XvH65TdB/rabbits.png .some clown suggested rabbitS .but rabbits are boring and lame and soft and squishY .SO I MADE THEM BETTEr .now they have spikey ears and sabre teeth and claws for VIOLENCe .so much cooleR .sent bY @irregolairePriest #FurannDrawsUrShittyComments .you can make your own shitty suggestions in the commentS
Ⓐctually hop8easts can 8e quite vicious! Ⓣhey have very sharp teeth that iph not maintained 8y chewing on hard su8stances can curl 8ack into their mouths and grow straight through their lips. Ⓣheir teeth can slice through troll phlesh phairly easily with just a small 8ite and it can cause a lot of damage!
Ⓦell that's not very nice :(
>+. MY DAMARA'S HEAD IS IN A JAR BTW .+< #gore #violence
(●o●)! Ⓗow well has it 8een preserved?
>+. PRETTY GOOD! LIKE. MINUS SOME DRUNKEN RAGE SHAKING IT'S HELD UP OKAY OVER 2.5 SWEEPS .+<
Ⓞh my cod 2.5 sweeps?? Ⓜagniphicent! Ⓦould Ⓘ 8e a8le to get the solution you used?
>>| welll. that becomes boring. despite having beverage .in my hand. .it's... pretty lonely here. .and quiet. .i hate this. .i need .action.
Ⓜake some waves and make your own action! Ⓣo sit panchovyively and wait phor the drama has never entertained anyone phor long
Ⓖooooood morning my little chittrlings! Ⓗow is everyone's day going so phar? Ⓘ just got the most wonderphul specimen on my counter so Ⓘ ⓀⓃⓄⓌ it'll 8e a good one! Ⓘt was still squirming like a squid in soy sauce (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
AWESOME SAUCE
Ⓖlad to hear your day is going as wonderphully as mine!