The Chimaerogic Mediculler
@assiduousReverie
The one and only! I may be a mutant but I'm a useful one, so they let me keep my head ⸜( ✧ ᗜ ✧ )⸝
Ⓗello hello everyone! Ⓘ am your wise and wonderphul Ⓒhimaerogic Ⓜediculler! Ⓘ am part of the Ⓔmpire's elite medical researchers, given explicit permission to delve into the 8iological depths of troll anatomy and physiology to understand how we all tick. Ⓦhat keeps us going, what gives us our warrior instincts, what separates a usephul mutation phrom a culla8le one- Ⓜy current phascination at the moment is how certain caste powers are connected to the gene that gives a troll their 8lood colour! Ⓘ've had to pick apart quite a phew minds to do this (literally) 8ut it is all valua8le research, rest assured! Ⓐs you have pro8a8ly noticed, Ⓘ have a phew mutations myselph. Ⓔxtra gills, a slightly lightened 8lood hue, and a wonderphul 8etta-themed tail! Ⓘ would like to clariphy that i have an official permit to exist and carry out my research with special permissions, under the agreement that Ⓘ also look into what causes these mutations in the phirst place. Ⓐnyway- it's good to meet you all! Ⓘ know Ⓘ've already posted 8ut i phelt an introduction was necessary! Ⓝot every day trolls as old as me interact with the pu8lic, amirite?
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Attention, Flagellate yourself until morale improves. Per the guidelines of Chittr: #cw-self-harm #self-harm. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
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Attention, Your citation will be delivered shortly. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Attention, An additional citation is on its way. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
FLAGELLATE this bulge LMAOOOOOO
Attention, I will leave that to your quadrants, instead, enjoy the citation headed your way. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
--- |um I'm not sure what a citation is but okay I guess I'll find out. wait oh um I didn't know I wasn't to talk to his rank I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't know| _____
>>| no. besides .i don't think the person named posnah .even .exists. double check .it please.
Attention, I do not require your name to issue a citation. That would be a foolish requirement. We have various means of locating individuals based off of other facets of their lives. The citations will find you, one way or another. Including a third one. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Deepest apologies for this user's behaviour, Sir. It has been rectified and this will not happen again. - Signed, Associate 49
awwww one of my coworkers got me a gipht
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #6 Ⓣhe 8one that supports your eye8all is called the or8ital phloor and is super paper thin! Ⓘt has a large empty cavity on the opposite side. Ⓦhen you get hit hard in the eye instead of your eye8all itselph rupturing the 8one underneath your eye 8reaks, which is called an or8ital phloor phracture. Ⓣhis releases the pressure phrom the impact and saves your eye. Ⓘph you crush a 8each8all against a concrete wall you can pop it, 8ut iph you try crush it against a thin drywall the wall 8reaks 8ut the 8each8all is phine. Ⓢame concept!
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #6 Ⓨour immune system doesn't know your gander8ul8s exist! :) Ⓣhere is a chance that iph you get an eye injury or an inphection near your eyes the immune system will think your eyes are a phoreign 8ody and try to kill it off, thus making you go 8lind. Ⓤnder no circumstances do you want your 8ody to notice you have 8ul8s!!
IZNT DIZ LIKE COMMON KNOWLEDGE ATP I THOUGHT EVERYNYAN KNEW DIZ X?
Ⓘt's a phun phact not a "no8ody knows this" phact-! Ⓐlso no, most people don't actually know this one unless they have a phascination with 8iology or a phriend that does
@temptedⒶnoxia ur cool Ⓘ phound a slug and put horns on it to look like you this one has eyes so you know its a strong one
Ⓘ'm gonna let this one stick around a lil longer 8ephore Ⓘ have to put him in the meat grinder
>8/ DO YOU KEEP A /OT OF THESSE THINGSS >8?
so cute
"= he's going to get in there. and improve your. grinder efficiency. just you wait. ="
Ⓐren't they?
Ⓗe's gonna grind up so well!! Ⓑut Ⓘ wanna wait he deserves to 8e around a lil longer
Ⓢometimes!! Ⓣhey mostly end up in Ⓣhe Ⓥat™
"= no, i'm saying he is performing repairs on your grinder as we speak. just wait... ="
Ⓞmg you're so right- he can phix the lil gears
yisss
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #5 Ⓨou have enough potassium in your 8ody to create a very small 8om8!
Ⓑut what iph... slug
Ⓨeah (*⌒―⌒*) Ⓥery squishy. Ⓥery phun.
"= i'm not sure if they are surviving. ha. i prefer them if they are. doing their job. ="
Ⓓon't worry they remain alive!! Ⓣhey aren't sentient, they just know how to slug
HM >8/ /OOKSS FAMI/IAR >8/ *SSQUINTING EXCEPT YOU CANT SSEE MY GANDER BU/BSS THROUGH MY GOGG/ESS*
:0 Ⓕamiliar?
HEHEHE YEAH >83
Ⓗow so??
>8/ I AM NOT SSURE IT JUSST SSORT OF SSEEMSS FAMI/IAR TO ME A/SSO #HEMOTYPING AND #SUGGESTIVE BUT THATSS MOSST/Y JUSST A JOKE >83
Ⓘ'm so conphused
YOU AND ME BOTH HEHEHE >83
Ⓦhen they execute someone 8ecause their test results came 8ack inconclusive Σ(□_□) Ⓦhen you have paperwork showing all your shrimp is in order and your coworkers are the idiots ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ Ⓦhen you told your coworkers this would happen and they kept fuguing up anyway (✿╹◡╹)
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #4 Ⓛanddwellwers have this thing called a dive rephlex! Ⓦhen the phace is su8merged in chilled water, holding their 8reath will allow their heart rate to lower and 8lood supply to 8e increased towards vital organs such as the sponge and pusher. Ⓣhis allows them to hold their 8reath phor longer so they don't drown!
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #3 Ⓨou have a 8one in the phront of your neck, kind of shaped like a hoof8east shoe, and is what allows you to swallow and move your tongue! Ⓣhis is the only 8one in your entire 8ody not attached to another 8one!! Ⓘt's called the hyoid ♡ Ⓘt's at the top of the phront of your neck just under the mandi8le.
Ⓦoah what the eel?? Ⓦhat did Ⓘ do??
Ⓗello hello everyone! Ⓘ am your wise and wonderphul Ⓒhimaerogic Ⓜediculler! Ⓘ am part of the Ⓔmpire's elite medical researchers, given explicit permission to delve into the 8iological depths of troll anatomy and physiology to understand how we all tick. Ⓦhat keeps us going, what gives us our warrior instincts, what separates a usephul mutation phrom a culla8le one- Ⓜy current phascination at the moment is how certain caste powers are connected to the gene that gives a troll their 8lood colour! Ⓘ've had to pick apart quite a phew minds to do this (literally) 8ut it is all valua8le research, rest assured! Ⓐs you have pro8a8ly noticed, Ⓘ have a phew mutations myselph. Ⓔxtra gills, a slightly lightened 8lood hue, and a wonderphul 8etta-themed tail! Ⓘ would like to clariphy that i have an official permit to exist and carry out my research with special permissions, under the agreement that Ⓘ also look into what causes these mutations in the phirst place. Ⓐnyway- it's good to meet you all! Ⓘ know Ⓘ've already posted 8ut i phelt an introduction was necessary! Ⓝot every day trolls as old as me interact with the pu8lic, amirite?
Ⓤmumum did you guys know a quarter of your 8ones are in your pheet?? Ⓞut of the 200+ 8ones in your 8ody, over 50 of them are in your pheet alone, allowing phor the 8ipedal agility and dexterity you need to hunt!
Ⓘ'm a8out to take the medi out of my name Ⓘ swear to cod someone mixed our ceruluean and olive samples
Ⓦhy is your 8acteria green. Ⓦhy does it look like a rotting lemon. Ⓣhis strain is supposed to 8e phaygo orange what the fugu did you do to this poor thing ooooo Ⓘ'm gonna... Ⓘ'm gonna!! ┻━┻ ヘ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰) Ⓘ'm checking their shrimpy paperwork 8ephore Ⓘ cod tang explode Ⓦhy is everyone in the la8 so incompetent today! Ⓣhis is why Ⓘ stay in the fuguing morgue at least when there's a mistake there no8ody is sassing me
(⊱♓︎⊰) bones are crunchy :)
Ⓘ'm going to scream someone put my phungus in the deep phreezer ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ) Ⓜy coworkers are so stupid please check your fuguing la8els this was clearly marked as an ⒾⓃ-ⓅⓇⓄⒼⓇⒺⓈⓈ colony!!
Ⓘ think Ⓘ should do some phun 8iology phacts- would anyone like those? (・_・ )? Ⓘ don't have the consistency or the schedule to do daily so it'd just 8e whenever Ⓘ pheel like. Ⓘ think a ⒷⓇⒾⓁⓁⒾⒶⓃⓉ example would 8e.. Ⓨour tongue!! Ⓨour tongue is the only muscle in your 8ody not connected to something at 8oth ends. (☆▽☆)
Ⓖooooood morning my little chittrlings! Ⓗow is everyone's day going so phar? Ⓘ just got the most wonderphul specimen on my counter so Ⓘ ⓀⓃⓄⓌ it'll 8e a good one! Ⓘt was still squirming like a squid in soy sauce (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
AWESOME SAUCE
Ⓖlad to hear your day is going as wonderphully as mine!