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‘you need to practice better internet safety’ ooh watch out you got my name what are you gonna do about that. gonna report me to the empress for being funny on the internet?
#nsfw joke https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/cf/5b/33cf5b4509ee138a078e526f97758178.jpg
arent i just the coolest. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f2/a2/92/f2a2921e36781c3ceb1d6803b3fce682.jpg
drink water. #sisstrideradvice
#music #relatable https://open.spotify.com/track/5mc6EyF1OIEOhAkD0Gg9Lc?si=xooA3PSKTYC5uJNcgcHXiA
what freaky troll colour would I be if I wasn’t a human.
my fumbling will be generational, striders beware. you’ll fumble soon.
one time I think I fumbled someone because I sucked at roleplaying and I just looked at myself in the mirror like this. https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6986.jpeg
do I read GL (yuri) or BL (yaoi) today.
:33 < mew should purrobably not even bother with karkitty ://
ok no my sink and everything else work. what kinda god is preventing me from showering.
I got naked for nothing I forgot to pay the water bill. #nsfw #NoShower
:33 < the mighty huntress demands attention :33 < fur she has not received nearly enough pets https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f43bca67e76.png #nsfw
sup. https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6982.jpeg
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
theres some guy. onn the other ennd of this shorelinne. i donnt knnow what theyre sayinng. they look upset.
k. guess who’s done training. time to get high and play skate 3. or read GL/BL fanfics. idk.
//everyone please enjoy my loser ass limeblood https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/retria_ligmaa-1.png
>[ 10 just finished sett-ng up my seventh commodore^69. 20 yes. i need 7 of them. 30 this one is go-ng to be dedicated to track-r playback. and maybe bbs brows-ng. 25 actually, i need 9. 40 i love these th-ngs! just because they're like 20 sweeps out of date doesn't make them any less special! 50 #keepoldtechalive ];
yeah if my kuprum catches wind of just how obsessed #some of you are with me she’s going to blow up an entire street with her lasers but that makes it better for me so keep it coming
>[ 10 my landlordinator is go-ng to cull me, dude. 20 evidently an irremovable p-rmanent oil stain on the carpet is not an exxcuse to have a "trash hive". 30 i told them they're an oil stain. 40 they told me i'm one too. 50 we w-re left at an impasse. 60 we both unanimously came to the conclusion that the situation we found ourselves in was a monumental waste of time, and so we had continued on our own ways. ];
:33< resting today has b33n great :33< might take anotfur cat nap...
training going well, halfway done. sweaty. need a cold beer. #substance
back onn the shorelinne. wonnderinng what i should do today?
The... casual urge to huff bulge sweat- #NSFW
ฅ（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ < OH!!! AND I FOUND THIS R333333ALLY CUTE KITMOJI, BUT I PURROBABLY CAN'T USE IT! SO HERE IT IS! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠹⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣠⣤⣤⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⠈⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡾⠉⠉⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇ ⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠁⢹⣧⠀⠀⢈⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⠀ ⣿⠛⢷⣤⣤⡴⠶⠾⠃⠀⠀⣿⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣼⠏⠀⠀ ⢻⡆⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠶⠞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⣿⡿⠟⣿⣄⡾⠟⡛⢓⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠞⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠹⣷⣼⣁⣽⣧⣽⠿⠋⢁⣠⣴⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠰⣯⣁⣠⠴⠛⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⠋⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⢿⡷⠦⠴⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡏⢠⣿⢹⣧⠀⣾⠻⣧⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⢷⠟⠁⢸⡏⠀⣿⠀⠻⣦⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⡟⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#songposting https://open.spotify.com/track/31rGCrhGlPIj5MNLxSkls8?si=6D3bnTPDS5yuuJWfa9xw2g
if i ever hate a chitt it was probably a misclick cause my heart is full of love and whimsy on levels none of yall could begin to understand. unless your chitt severely fucking sucks then i probably mean it haha
uh / is today supposed to be a holiday / um / happy 4 /13 i suppose
off to train. won’t be active much. woke up not too long ago.
doesnt matter what hard candies i seLLLL onLLine cuz nothing brings in the dough more than my bags of crushed bLLue raspberry candy pieces. the chiLLdren yearn for the breaking bad meth
:33< i will now lay in slime :33< troll becky hold my calls
:33< none of mew moewthpurrfurkers even speak meowbeast fake fans!
:33< pawp team epic
:33< remempurr if mewre enjoying my brand of shitpost :33< like this post clawment on this post and follow fur more! :33< dont furget to ring that bell too! :33< and i s33 mew in the next one!
:33< dont furlirt with meow unless mewre wiling to squirt with meow!!! :33< #nsfw #imsorrybutthisonewouldntleavemyheaduntilipostedit
:33< mew all s33 that old icon total bullshit this ones 33 times betpurr in efurry way
:33< mew icon mew meow :33< https://i.imgur.com/3IBinNF.png
:33< just like lasagna cat says :33< "the orb will consmewme us all in the end dont mew s33 odie its furitless our quest to the mountain it was all fur nyat!"
.) GQsh, I've been in such a gQQd mQQd since peQple left sQme really nice cQmments Qn my selfie, sQ fQr #RaeList I'm picking a sQng that makes me happy! Caramelldansen!! I first heard this sQng when my friend AiQlQs played it Qn Beat Saber fQr a stream and it was sQQQQ funny watching him dance! I wish I was as cQQrdinated as him! )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=flAsTHJ6mlU ))
.) Well, I guess nQ time like the present tQ try and pQst my first selfie, I hQpe it isn't, like, tQQ bad haha. But this is the Qutfit I wQre tQ gQ swimsuit shQpping with my friend!! .) https://i.pQstimg.cc/66CQRc0Q/PhQtQ-13-4-2026-1-37-22-am.png ))
:33< to quote lasagna cat :33< "i hate meowndays"
:33< i hear mirror rorrim is shredded i hear mirror rorrim has an 8 pack
:33< im torn betw33n telling mew to let it purrn and saying "im cute"
:33< i hope mew all are enjoying these epic fun facts about my great mew trollsona mirror rorrim!
:33< my great mew trollsona that efurrone loves mirror rorrim is pawsome!!! :33< shes also an olivelbood just like meow! :33< she loves still living on alpurrnia and how efurrything there wants to kill her!!! :33< she doesnt miss it at all beclaws she is there right nyow!!!
:33< mirror rorrims fafurite scent is cookies! :33< efurryone love mirror rorrim!
:33< mirror rorrim is also a cool good hang and all her 11 furiends love to hang out with her! :33< she also nefur died twice or got purrototyped with one of her othpurr dead furiends expurrloded got retconned purrototyped again then doublepurrottyped with a mewman then died again and had to make a dark bargain! :33< these are nyat things that have efur or will efur happen to my trollsona mirror rorrim!
:33< her lusus is still alive on account of she wasnt a stupid idiot wriggler playing a game that got them killed! :33< even if she did her spurrite would fur sure still be around!!! :33< mirror rorrim is great!
:33< mirror rorrim rules shes so epic and funny and stays in clawntact with all her 11 othpurr furiends!
:33< my trollsona mirror rorrim! :33< https://i.imgur.com/bFdwvPF.png :33< she mewses mirrorkind fur a weapon and her lussis is a battlefly!!!
:33< troll whos name is mirror rorrim whos quirk is like :33< they would talk like this like talk would they :33 :33< send chitt
:33< dear past shitpeta mew know nyathing mew dumbass shut the hell up :33< dear future shitpeta mew know it all bitch shut the hell up! :33< dear purrent shiptea k33p it up baby!!!
:33< mewll nefur beleive it :33< meow!
beinf drunk and horny going well getting bored tho gonna play Xbox 360 #nsfw #xbox #epic
:33< troll games are betpurr :33< if mew lose at pictionary mew die!
writing everyone who liked that chitts name down… for… ideas…
ufhhhghhghhhhh can someone just sniff my pits and let me dominate them #startingnow #lookout #nsfw #runAway
:33< meowing at mew so loud and so meowch
sneaking 23 dollars worth of subway into the movies in my pants.
you guys just get thirstier and thirstier. #suggestive https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/sisStridez/IMG_6966.jpeg
do I dare post the maid outfit pic.
:33< im doing scary evil lightning meowgic
a bundle of sticks.
> What does "faggot" mean <
OK!!!! FINE!!!! if you wanna smell me, smell me. #nsfw (but not explicit). https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6964.jpeg
I still haven’t showered yet. I still stink. I’ll let Chittr deal with it. do I shower, or not.
:33< i just let two nice young men know where mew lived :33< their names fur beavis and butthead :))
ᐖ HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/FE6BF8B09526.PNG OKAYYYYE IM REPOSTING MY #GAINZ THESE R MY SMITHING ARMZZZZZ ᐛ
pov, i invite you to play DS with me! you don't own your own copy of the game so we have to do DS download play, and because of that you have to sit really close right in front of me with your legs spread wide on either side of mine. the only thing separating us is the tiny little table and the table leg in the middle is very thin and small. our elbows bump together, you can feel my breath on you, and i keep stealing glances at you above the top screen. if you beat me in our game, i will do ANYTHING you ask of me! but if i beat you... #rankbait #nsfw. @archiveAddict sorry i'm a little late! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/k739cxa5vk7.png ((art by siiiiiinchan
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
I’m a top guys, please 8elieve me. I would never let someone top me!!!! #nsfw
:33< im the qu33n in olive
oh cool we're posting sexy shit of ourselves. anyways heres me after a long day of training, which was today. i was told not to shower. so. #NSFW (but not expliciiiit) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/68/5a/5a/685a5a5b258f661efdf6c7ba3a648a06.jpg
i have actually enjoyed cake once.
Jegus, people loved when I posted my pits/tits com8o!!!!!!!! #nsfw
SAMUŖAI TIP #6! Take naps ȭften, lest yȭu be sleepy and unawaŗe! I take naps all tħe time! Nȭt because I am lazy, but because I must cȭnseŗve my eneŗgy fȭŗ wħen i need it mȭst! sucħ as ĦȬNȬŖABLE DUELS and pȭsting ȭn Cħittŗ!
,,,!dont cqll them bitches, bro!,,,
I'm feeling nice, you will get 8oth tits and pits. Here you thirsty fucks go. #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/01.png
H3H3H3H3 @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L >;] HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1368187768726880319/1493041436071956531/1MG_3391.PNG?3X=69DD86B1&1S=69DC3531&HM=613442C3C833B7C51750253393394345327938500940B37C477C754DC649C405& #SUGG3ST1V3
(>>->) I N33d a /0wB/00D 0r mIdB/00D’S N00k 0N My bU/G3…. #nSfW #h0rNy HONK
:33< i bet i could clawncor the moon it doesnt s33m like it would be hard
:33< im the one real cat girl on the intpurrnet accept no substitutes!
:33< ill be so fur real when tomeowdochi life living the dream clawms out mew wont s33 meow fur a few days
:33< tomeowdochi life save mewo :33< save meow tomeowdochi life!!!
its my tongue i can do what i want with it!!!
:33< purrpurr plumber is the best one :33< second is yellow plumber :33< then gr33n :33< then red at the bottom
:33< ectobiology more like :33< erectobiology ayooo! :33< #nsfw
wow, next you're going to tell me she drools a lot and smells kinda funny. boo hoo, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery!
:33< *the mighty huntress takes out a crayon and chews on it* :33< yuck this shit sucks! :33< *she notably doesnt stop eating it*
:33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< so i can be more clawmfortable yeah!
Howdy, all! You can call me Kilant or Mage :] Canadian Tumblr Fantroll roleplayer of much aplomb! You can find me on ToyHouse at StaticG703, or on tumblr at mageofspacemultiverse. See below for my list of character(s):
:33< *the mighty huntress gets to the end of the level only to realize she missed one box* :33< *the mighty huntress falls to her kn33s w33ping and punching the ground she really wanted that gem*
:33< chickens!? :33< seize her salad!
:33< my new podcast where i talk about my shipping wall has reached a record breaking 2 streams! :33< thank mew myself and guy i k33p in my basement and force to listen to my podcast! :33< mew guys are real ones!
:33< furk: rock :33< marry: pappurr :33< kill: scissors
:33< secret shitpeta technique :33< efurryone want meow :33< #nsfw ish
:33< sonics the fastest thing alive but what they dont tell mew is hes easily outpaced by ghosts
:33< im shitpeta nyall know about this?
:33< i purrsent to mew my latest creation!!! :33< ball of l33ches!!!
:33< im a chum bucket kitty baby :33< living in the city :33< maybe mew can throw meow somethin :33< throw meow somethin mistpurr :33< #lyricposting
:33< my hat stays on during pailing! :33< #nsfw ish
you guys dont want to know my answers
(>>->) I WaNnA HuMp s0m30N3 tI// I Sh00T A /0Ad 0F G3N3TiC MaT3RiA/ a// 0V3R Th3m #nSfW HONK
(*^◯^*) < CANT WAITTT TO GET TO KNOW MORE PEOPLE HERE!!! （≧∇≦）< I N33D MY SHIPS TO BE AS ACCURATE AS PURRSIBLE!
:33< nyall doing furk marry cull? :33< okay :33< furk: anyaone with a pulse (and some peopurr who dont sexy vampires and zombies call meow) :33< marry: disgusting quad shit dont talk to meow about this one efur again :33< kill: em all
:33< alright im borred no more #bitwar :33< troll becky hold my calls
T0day 1s a t1nker1ng day, 1 th1nk 1'm g01ng t0 w0rk 0n a sp1derb0t. Purely f0r altru1st1c and pure reas0ns 0f c0urse. Capta1n 1f y0u see th1s, 1 pr0m1se 1 w0n't use 1t f0r ev1l 0:)
:33< new facts furom a cat! :33< stealing bits is pawsome and makes mew look cool! :33< this has b33n anyathpurr #catfact #catfactpopmewlation #catfactpopmewlationlaydown #bitwar #catfactpopmewlationboyedition
:33< guys i would always steal bits why isnt this happening to him? #bitwar
:33< gusy ive also got a great time machine that goes forward in time one meownite fur efurry meownite mewre inside it :33< it looks just like a fridge! :33< #bitwar
:33< my new hat is gonna have a 13 on it and be white with an orange stripe!
:33< what othpurr bits can i steal furom that chucklefuck? :33< eating glass??? :33< how about my new original hashtag #bitwar
:33< its time fur anyathpurr fact furom a cat :33< did mew know that peopurr looooove it when mew throw things at them? :33< its true! :33< this has b33n anyathpurr fact furom the cat! :33< #catfacct #catfactppopmewlation #catfactpopmewlationboyedition 3-33333333333333
:33< thank mew #catfactpopmewlation
:33< ill talk to my peopurr s33 what i can do... :33< working with less crew than i had back in the days of furlarp 2 :33< but still...
:33< oh no it sure is foggy! :33< i sure hope no one comes out of the fog and comes fucks meow! :33< #nsfw #meme
:33< i have awake in my eyes this is mewr purroblem nyow
my hands aren't doing it anymore i need to push one of you against the wall and pound you until it starts to break #nsfw
(>>->) FuCk i’m s0 H0NkInG P3Nt uUuP CaN I JuSt /Ik3 GrAb 0N3 0F Y0U /0W3R Tr0//s aNd jUsT B0Rr0w 0N3 0F Y0Ur h0/3s t0 R3/i3v3 MyS3/f? #NsFw HONK
‹‹ awww~ some of these chits are so cute! they're gonna make me pop! ››
gooning right now :B #nsfw
:33< good night everybody :33< *ac yawns and gives a sl33py wave with her paw* :33< it's time to look over my supurrlise, it's a hunting day today!!! :33
ughhughghghfh #sleepyposting
i just woke up and saw you guys were #bulgeposting without me?!?!????? how could you!! anyways here's bulge!!!! :D #nsfw (artist: d3zz_art) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bulge2.png