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Fair enough, I think there's some value in using once in a blue moon, thro≈ people off their guard
*Enters ★ room, gener★l sounds of violence, exits room covered in blood, lights cig★rette* ((#subst★nce))
I ACTUALLY GET SO LIVID AT MYSELF WHEN LOOKING BACK. HOW COULD I IGNORE THE BLATANT SIGNS PLASTERED ALL AROUND. #VAGUEPOST I GUESS
had a dream i picked up and held 3 random ass wild birds only part that sucked was one died immediately after fuckass bird
regular show s4e2 is actually so fucking incredible
i wish pops raised me instead of bro
i have never cried this hard at a movie oh my godddd
stayed up all night and slept all day the nurses hate me lmao
i love him so fucking much im gonna fall apart <3
i’ll take you up on that offer handsome thank youuu
the anesthetic sure made sure i didn’t lmao im sore asf though
K--<i think im gonna throw up out of palelove or maybe i just havent eaten all day
they call me tomodachi life because im living the dream
the whole squad busy im taking a hot shower be back soon
such a good fucking life i love my life
K--<@naughtyTechnician @nicheLarper @consequentlyOblique @militaristicGeek #teamchud
K--<my life is no longer a cringe compilation... but a hype moments and aura compilation
hahahah awwwww shit <3
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https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames7.png yawn! boring! #stridergames day 4 passes without note
BATTER UP < I DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT A YOUNGER MEMBER ON MY TEAM HAS READ THIS CHITT OVER MY SHOULDER AND HAS TOLD ME TO SAY "THROUGHOUT HEAVEN AND ALTERNIA, I ALONE AM THE BATTING ONE." IS THIS GOOD? > HOMERUN
HI THERE!!!!! IM ORIANNA! I H2aD AN IDE2a! IF I M2aDE A PNGTUBER MODEL AND STARTED STRE3aMING MY RUNS WOULD PEOPLE ON CHITTR CARE? MAY2bE! THATS REALLY EX3cITING! SO IM WORKING ON IT NOW! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT RIGHT NOW! I WILL 3bE STRE3aMING CELESTE FIRST! I DONT H2aVE 2a TWIT2cH 3aCCOUNT YET! 3bUT I WILL MAKE ONE! ITS GONN1a BE GRE1aT! ITS GONNA 1bE SO GRE1aT! SPLIT: 1:72
Battur Runman hits ten consecutive home runs
makes me so goddamn happy seeing you post like this babe
Raisin consumed, btw, if anyone cares.
.) I dQn't wanna divulge in anything, like, tQQ persQnal Qr embarrassing Qn the website yQu can't delete pQsts Qn, but, um! SQmetimes I think it's nice tQ have sQngs that remind yQu Qf Qther peQple, but then when I start listening tQ them tQQ much it's, like, aaaaahhhh!! Y'knQw? ))
if anyone's wondering, my extended absence from c↔ittr was because a nice bronzeblood came to visit me~! ↔ad to spend some time making good use of t↔at sweet sweet ↔ole if you know w↔at i mean~ don't ask about ↔is w↔ereabouts and definitely don't go looking for ↔im~! #nsfw #nsfwe
• i guess im alive • hey
dithcord was down and i got tho upthet i cried now i feel like a chud
Oh, are we doing confessions? I have a confession: I find Warmbloods very attractive. I am an ally.
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retht in peace my granny thhe got hit by a bazooka
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nah i pulled him lmfao. joking
i love you even fucking more don’t even play with me <3
i can’t believe that just happened #vagueposting
K--<hugging a piece of uranium and mistaking my inbuilt geiger counter for the feeling of love
:33< early in the meowrning and im thinkin about yep #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
▲how many times does it take putting out a cigarette on her till you own her▼ ▲dont freak out you pussies it was consensual▼ #nsfw
(>>->) I’M In dIr3 N33d 0F S0M30n3 T0 s/aM My bU/G3 iNt0, i n33D T0 mAk3 S0M30n3 B3G F0R M3RcY As mY bU/G3 mAk3s tH3Ir b3//y dIsT3Nd wItH H0W BiG It iS, i n33D A BiTcH T0 sCr3aM wHi/3 i rAi/ Th3m s0 HaRd tHaT Th3y f33/ /iK3 tH3Y Ar3 G0NnA G3T RiPp3d iN Ha/f bY It, I N33d a m0tH3RfUcK3R T0 b3g /Ik3 It’s g0nNa kI// Th3m, Th3n mAyB3 /3t m3 HiT 3m a f3w tIm3s #nSfW #nSfW3 #/3Tm3hUrTy0u HONK
K--<there are 70 trolls online yet my chits do not appear to be getting 70 likes each? curious.
·₊˚☄ Amuro Ray joins this website... or is he an imposter, like the other Char? ☆彡
goddamn i’m luckiest girl in the whole fucking galaxy i love you so much
i’ll fall into it hard, that’s why <3
god don’t tempt me
could make it the fun way lmao. fine <3
love you more ther <3
i don’t know what the fuck this guys problem is yelling at me for some fucking bullshit i didn’t even do go fuck yourself #vent #rant
I Was " Low-key " Under The Impression I Was Hated, This Has Been A Whiplash Of A Day, No Drummer. #positive #reference
lookin 4 a cute boi 2 kiss nd mayb hav sum fun with hmu! we can make gud onlyfins content 2gether nd ill pay u handsomely ;)
i wana kiss sum bois rn ;)
Tegiri is mad because I was hanging with someone who pirated a banned anime* it would be funny if he wasn't swinging a sword around*|
It's jUst like home :) ・・・𝛾
you’re telling me
Event tommorrow
god john egbert really is the best guy ever, why can’t i be as cool as him
whatttt and i wasn’t invited
what’s this i’m hearing about a gala
(°. if this gets 𖦹ne (1) like i will write a l𖦹ve letter t𖦹 the c𖦹ndesce with my genetic material --> #nsfw .°)
Tħis ħumble samuŗai finds ħeŗself incŗedibly tħankful fȭŗ mȭdeŗn medicines! i am ȭnce mȭŗe ȭn my twȭ feet, altħȭugħ I must be caŗeful, lest I stand up tȭȭ fast and get a ħead ŗusħ!!!!
wow over 1000 kull already you shouldn’t have
anyways i’m tired night chat
are we posting our favorite women
this is so fucking hot
anyways I made garlic bread and it deadass had me like this post #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/vmWmbYxZ/IMG-2225.jpg
okay tell me if this works https://ibb.co/ndqmq7vk.png
how the fuck do i post images
So, What's Your Problem? i Don't Have A Problem then Why Are You Here? #suggestive #lyricposting https://i.imgur.com/atpaohg.png
i’m gonna be so fr i almost fell back asleep
i’m ass deep in blankets right now i feel like a fuckin newborn baby
good morning chittr how’s today going
boob reveal soon #suggestive
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yo holy shit the birds are fighting outside my window
okay bye chat
and i’m doll strider what’s up youtube
:33 < i rate this post 10/10 kitty points!!
#phunt #phuntingit
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of course, how could i forget about my floatie girls movement.
noooooo helpppppp theyre trying to take me to a vet!!! i cant go!!! im just a good doggy and good dogs with absolutely nothing wrong with them dont deserve to go to the vet!! :(
i had some stuff to take care of in thrashthrust (nyc) and i came across a really cool spot / it's a gaming cafe in gashint (brooklyn) / it's called "the gashint (brooklyn) strategist"and they have very good loaded tots / please give them business if you're in the area (yes i'm repping a cool spot i found in character yes i will do it again and yes my version of thrashthrust is just nyc)
-=[ iiimmplaying pu rbleplace again x-)_☺]=-
hlellooo internet ！！！ flyyyker bright speakin。。。 *ahem!* let me intruduce myyyself,,, i am a jade bluded, sooper kewl boyyy, with sum sooper kewl hobbyyys。 (^з^)-☆ i enjoyyy poetryyy n drawinnn n big ol fires that are clos to impossibl to put out! i gues i also lik to read。 myyy dms r OPEN, i gues, but i might not respond if iunno u。 dpends! I DO NOT HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM。 THAT IS A SLANDEROUS RUMOR AND IF I CATCH YOU SPREADING IT U WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LEGISLACERATOR!!! ,,,*cough* on myyy page, ther mayyybee sum mentions of #SELF-HARM / #CW-SELF-HARM, #NSFW (im a goonr and u cant stop me), orrr idunno GENERAL MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES。 this is ur warning!!! luv and peace! (^_^;)
🔪I don'T carE hoW manY therE arE oN herE. i wilL beeF witH anY codakK ouT therE🩸
dont misunderstand this chitt btw. the LLooney tunes tunneLL paint is a banger
Starting a help project for @helloKhaos blatantly simps for Zebruh Codakk and needs professional help therapist trolls message me PUH LEASE
ancient magicaLL artefacts: cursed amuLLet. cursed sword. cursed tome. cursed book modern day magicaLL artefacts: some bored mage decided to make LLooney tunes tunneLL paint reaLL
~Tally-ho, my good chums! I'm chomping at the bit with delight to be on this fine website!~
lithtens to phonk and feels the energy inthide me
hornyposting nvr gets old!! go on degens b free!!!! :D
remember u can pay me 4 sum boykissin ;)
ovr @ chixs place cuz girlypop is awesum nd i missed her
I need to be sedated.
K--<i will be real fucking upset if this shit blows up chittr before i got to post nudes thats all im saying
heeeeeey im here :)
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#outglutgame dOnE with the batch. im so fUckIng UpsEt.
Okay, so. Now that I've had a bit to just fucking breathe: why are there four reacts and what the hell does 'mediate' mean? 'Like' and 'hate' are obvious, 'pity' can be extrapolated, but what about the fourth? And why are they card suits?°❀.࿔
.) DQ yQu ever get thQse mQments where all yQu can think Qf is, like, wQw! My friends are all sQ talented!! And, like, yQu knQw yQu shQuldn't cQmpare yQurself tQ them, because everyQne is, like, skilled at different things, but it's still, like, wQw! Y'knQw? They're all Qn a whQle different level! ))
hell0! i am ready t0 assist 0u0
> [ SORY I GOT EXCITE D trip is here too guys were going to get BUREGRS !!<,
$$$ hey u forgot to mention im here too B(
> [ IM GOnNA DRIVE A SCUTTLEBUGGY a BeetleWagon 205 model OLd BUT HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY sooocool,,.!! not as cool as a CARRIERWASP 19 but those arenT beginner friendly.,i would crash anddie probaly (bcause it goes so fast). will keep everyone updated NOT ON The Road BECAUSE THATS ILLEGAL?dont chit and drive
you know ball
You May Not Believe Me, But I Am In Fact Capable Of Liking My Friends In A Platonic Way. It's Just That Most Of My Friends Are Very Attractive And Flirt With Me Sometimes, And I Am Weak Of Will.
i give her so many tubes and tunneLLs and pouches to stick her head in for enrichment and this is how she thanks me
hedgehog. in my coffee mug. girLL what are you doing in there theres nothing for you
== rise... from your corpse pit... ==
(>>->) I KiNdA WaNnA B0N3 A HuMaN, mAk3 3m uNaB/3 T0 wA/K F0R A F3W DaYs, RaI/ 3M Ti// tH3Y JuSt /Ay tH3R3 tWiTcHiNg aNd wHiMp3rInG /iK3 a /0s3r #NsFw HONK
(>>->) B/3333H I CaN Sp3// H0W I WaNnAaAs HONK
Hooooray foor rumblespheres and unnecessary vioolence <3
∻Sh☢ut ☢ut t☢ tr☢ll n☢stalgia critic∻
Ɏ he remembers it so you don't ha-a-ave to Ɏ
>[Removed exactly one letter from the quirk and now everything I zzay feelzz zzo much more readable. Great call, Mavozzi. Anyway yeah zzorry for zzpamming your timeline with my moobeazzt zzhit. Managed to unflazzh the zzelfie zzo I do not look like I am about to go and drink zzomeone'zz vital fluidzz. Enjoy.]< >[ httpzz://file.garden/aeJcY5pyajBfΩnwA/mavozzi1.png]<
>[Hello. My name izz Mavozzi Tjapek. 10 zzweepzz old. Female. I am an engineer and a tinkerer. I like to break thingzz down, build them up, fuck around with them until they either do zzomething cool or explode. I am pretty good at it.]< >[I wear my mazzk for zzeveral reazzonzz. Ωne izz that I occazzionally have to do thingzz like welding. Thozze fumezz will kill your azz dead. Another izz that my Luzzuzz izz a giant coyote. Zzzometimezz zzhe zzmellzz. I love her anyway. The lazzt one izz becauzze I have a zztupid fucking zznaggletooth and I know that the moment people zzee it, they will go abzzolutely batzzhit.]< >[Ωn top of thizz, you may notice that my left arm izz mechanical and one of my hornzz izz broken. Unfortunately a zzweep or zzo ago, zzome goldblood cauzzed a huge zzcene, culled zzome highblood. Dronezz went berzzerk trying to catch them. Collateral damage izz not zzomething they care about. My arm and my horn were collateral damage in that zzcenario. It hazz taken zzome getting uzzed to. It did alzzo provide a great opportunity to create a mechanical prozzthezzizz that functionzz fairly clozzely to the original. It izz my crowning achievement. Zzzo thank you random Goldblood for almozzt getting a bunch of uzz killed.]< >[I am alzzo extremely tired. All of the time. If I am not rezzponding I probably pazzed out at my workbench. Ωr on my Luzzuzz, Latranzz. Ωr wherever I can put my zztupid head down. Zzzo yeah. Tired zzort-of dizzabled engineering girl.]< >[Enjoy the zzelfie. Flazzh made me look like a fucking rainbow drinker.]< >[ httpzz://file.garden/aeJcY5pyajBfΩnwA/mavozzi2.png ]< >[#intropozzt]<
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Working on the next update to the game, until then ... Use #outglutgame if you'd like to talk about it! And remember, be collaborative, talk to others for solutions / puzzles! ]
Concept, You're Working From Hive In Your Very Important Home Office Chair And I'm Touching You Up From Behind Beneath Your Shirt While You're In A Meeting. Your Camera Is Off But Your Mic Is On So You Have To Be Careful, Especially When I Drag My Tongue Up The Side Of Your Neck. #nsfw
;; t-the mini§try of ju§tice... really need§ to figure out a better §orting §y§tem for all the§e file§ in the archive§! it §eem§ like §ome of thi§ §tuff ha§n't been organized in §weep§! ( •̀⤙•́ ) ;;
I'm Sharpening My Scissors In Preparation. I Cannot Tell You Why Or I May Be Stopped Or Otherwise Thwarted.
K--<THANK YOU YOU ARE MY 1 SHOOTER
Can't Even Participate In Hornyposting Because My Ex Flush Is Such A Lowdown Freak Of Nature And Everything Holy. #nsfw #pensive
Please Don't Get Hurt. He Is... Large.
Sometimes All Rooms In The Hive Are Panic Rooms Because You Are Panicking, And That's Okay.
it'S a deep life lesson on tempering your expectations
Nevermind, Nudes Cancelled Forever He's Here. #nsfw
Toooo harsh buddy he might get upset seeing this
I'm So Fucked If He Joins. It's Not Funny. #foreshadowing #meta
((art by the incredible @naughtyTechnician !!! wowee :)
@naughtyTechnician just two guys. hanging out. drinking some beers. like bros. bet you'RE jealous. bet you wish you were having as awesome a day as we are. hanging out and having a good time. #brolife #fridaysarefortheboys https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27bd94313e7c.png
K--<they hate to see a woman winning
K--<i really am trying my best
ii haave no iideaa who thaat iiss but probaably
K--<someone fucking gets it
Why Is This Video Three Hours Long?
K--<@aspiringPessimist is like me if i hadnt started hrt its like looking into a scary mirror
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://outglutobserver.neocities.org Yet to be finished, but the main page is up! Updates will be a little slower than most.. kahah... #outglutobserver ]
Am I " Freaky " And Mentally Unstable Enough To Interact With The Scary Nun? Be Honest. #suggestive
It has been too long since I have made posts admiring Warmblood. I will get back to that now. I am an ally.
#everyoneknowsimavirgin #nsfw
Locking In Like A Chastity Cage On A Sexually Repressed Virgin. #nsfw #positive
+LUSUS keeps SHEDDING?? it's EVERYWHERE !!! i keep cleaning it and putting it into bags ..! but there's so much of it !!! she's ok but it's a MESS !!! [:(]+
K--<just wait until trollimede invitational then ill do something that will make me deserve respect briefly before people realise im still fundamentally the same person
gomen your post inspired me
K--<when i try people dont like me because i get clingy
the herding barkbeast x baabeast x howlfiend being so wholly obsessed over by someone who wants to protect you and lead you and nuture you and someone who wants to rip you to pieces to consume knowing that their motives are both entirely similar: to claim every part of you as theirs alone (tags: Anonymous/Reader/Anonymous, flushpitch coded, #nsfw, quad triangle, possessive kismesis, possessive matesprit, archive rating: M)
K--<when you turn 10 you finally realise why youre alive right? they finally tell you? right?
K--<you can tell when im cuddling the body pillow because i start posting loads
💥💥Wtf my sports &ra won't fit anymor3 >:c Bullshit💥💥
K--<im actually a very good listener but nobody talks to me so its just wasted talent
I was going through my camera roll and found this. I don't know what to say or think. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cb650ef5747.png #megidoposting
feeling like giving out hugs :)
-=[ my husktop bbattery got s oo fried ffrom fight night x-) kkind of awesommme_☺]=-
" Crash Out " Over. My Head Has Returned To Being Gleefully Empty. It's Not Like He's Going To Sign Up For This Site Anyway, I Don't Take Him As That Kind Of Troll.
K--<leaving the hive to get more booze but im still leaving the hive
thragg phonk edit
K--<downvote due to supporting men.
Donald and Michael share a Burger
Mark gets Cosplayer Pussy [Highlight]
K--<please remember that i could always be posting worse
<<"o-okay, um, i fixed it, there are horns now!">> <<"https://i...postimg...cc/5yg8nphv/untitled15-20260424153757...png">>
K--<i love this post so much keep posting it
Donald joins the Team
.) Qh my gQsh, sQ, like, it turns Qut I gQt my cQQrdinates mixed up and tQtally went tQ the wrQng venue fQr the afterparty, that's, like, sQQQ embarrassing!! But, the bar I was at had a real cQQl vibe, at least! ))
I Need To Remember That I Am Only Good For One Thing, And Emotional Affairs Are Not It. #suggestive
I Soft Launch Red Intent Feelers Generally And Immediately The Metaphorical Boulder Crashes Down Onto Those Feelers, The Viscera Of My Emotions Splattering Innocent Bystanders. That Quadrant Has Been Boarded Up Like A Long Abandoned Hive. Good Dusk, By The Way.
cønsøle.løg("i've nøticed a pattern øf gender queer midbløød engineer wømen with søme førm øf neurøses");
onne foot forward. every day. keep walkinng. evenn whenn the road runns cold. youre capable
chittr has proven that if you give ten thousand grubs their own typewriter eventuaLLLLy one of them wiLLLL be abLLe to make a coherent post
-=[ x-) hhhohokay fitcheck me https://i.imgur.com/BkRGXTx.png_☺]=-
Pleaseeee Dontlook At Mme Business Troll. Right Now. I'm Gonna Rip Ur Suit /off/ W/ My /teeth/.b #substances #nsfw
One Of Them Yelled " Take It " To The Other.
Mayb Humans Are Usefl Fr Somethin. #suggestive #substances
Being Si Incredbli #brave An D #normal. #substances
K--<im washed and thats swag i will never be swag and thats not washed theres no one id rather be than me
K--<if you want me to like you the ok post cancelled i was gonna type out a continuation but nobody on this fucking site wants me to like them
Goddddhhhh I Hopehe Hitd Him /please/. #substances #nsfw
hello world #its your girl #the girl ever
Invincible goes to Ant City
I'm Already Wet, What Do You Even Expect Me To Say. #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nsfw #slop Um.... cal. What's some slop I can post... Can I fill you with material. But like. As friends. Is this good? Is this good slop? ]
Blood Has Already Been Drawn. #icantstopwinning #fightnight #violence #suggestive
Victor gets Fight Night to reach the User Cap
.) Qh, sQ, like, it’s prQbably way tQQ early tQ ask, but, where is this afterparty and what time dQes it start? ))
Don't Worry, My Drink Of Choice Isn't Everclear Tonight, It's Bacardi. I Actually Want To Have A Good Time. #substances
-=[ G GUYSWAIT FOR MEE I H HAVE TOFIND MY SWEATE R !! x-)_☺]=-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They keep telling me I have a harem. ]
K--<on my palmhusk waiting for this fuckin fite nite to start who want me hmu im in the corner
.) Qh! It's #FightNight already! Well, like I said earlier, I'm nQt gQing tQ be there, but fQr everyQne else! YQu GQtta Fight! FQr YQur Right!! TQ Paaarrrrty!! #RaeList )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk ))
Someone Please Hit Him. #vagueposting #fightnight
Just Watched An Eridan Absolutely " House " A Hotdog. #fightnight
I'll Be There Shortly. Pretty Please Don't Beat Anyone To A Pulp Until My Ganderbulbs Are Present To View It. #violence #fightnight
Admitting That You're Inferior Is The First Step.
-=[ yy yes !!! let meein your wifi_☺]=-
-=[ monroeee what havve you been looking at 0u0_☺]=-
-=[ iilove that song !!! x-)_☺]=-
-=[ ii cant waait for fightnight !! x-) ii have to put an ooutfit toogether ...._☺]=-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Will be at Fight Night to report! ]
K--<we all got that one mutual who aint gonna make it
god damn. me posting m7 tits didn’t (ause this mu(h a(tivit7. alright, then. guess i’m starting an org7. it’ll be a bit! Definitel7 not the same night as a fight night. gotta get logisti(s sorted… https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/d1(d87890d9f.jpeg
Cecil builds a Zeppelin
Atom Eve gives up
♯ ask if the pub's ritzy ⨂r chav. bl⨂ke d⨂esn't understand. pull ⨂ut a diagram e×plaining. mate laughs and says "it's a g⨂⨂d pub, miss." g⨂ in. it's chav. fml. #substances
'll try t' be a little bit less vague next time I try t' "vaguepost"
K--<i think i might throw up tonight it seems like a welcome distraction from events
K--<i wish my life were a video game so i could load a save to back when she still loved me and keep loading until i figured out how to make her keep loving me
★★★ I MADE UP MY OWN SIGN! IT'S A GALAXY!!! WITH STARS!!! ★★★
I think 'd faint on th' spot if anyone wrote anythin' about me. I was this close t'doing it th' other night with tha' confession someone did @_@
K--<if i post "i still miss her" on here somebody seriously needs to fucking cull me like im being serious im being real with you right now i cant be do that shit
fuck 1 can’t stop laugh1ng, rankma1d 1s the best and 1s l1terally carry1ng th1s place on her back l1ke that human de1ty f1gure and the cross
Maybe I shouldn' 'ave asked @_@
Wha' IS breeding?? I saw someone ask a bit further down th' timeline an' I jus' got curious #nsfw?
Everyone Say Hello To Scorpulous. Don't Worry, I Asked To Be Dangled Adjacent His Burrow. https://i.imgur.com/zhzns4e.png
== i'm still thinking... about that person who called me "my highblood"... that was so weird... ==
Ɏ the cruellest trick ever pla-a-ayed is tha-a-at ca-a-affeine wea-a-ars off #thesleepytired Ɏ
concept: the long goodbye (part 3) im here here at the end of the world alone drifted at the edge waiting to be eaten by the abyss floating and coloring in blurring and fading out i drift into the sky the end of my long goodbye thinking back to you always wishing i could die already; the color the meaning the scent the touch has been gently swallowed by the night it will be all be alright near or far no matter how close you are hopelessly we are united in entropy for the presence of memory is all we are and all we will ever be as the event horizon takes me whole it cannot take the thing that you stole time will come and take us all but the feelings i felt for you will survive the fall ephemeral untouchable invisible but integral like a star it will shine pure and crystalline (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, death, nihilism, suicide mention, archive rating: G)
rise n shine ;) #selfie #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37ae741d8a2e.png
-=[ ii cantwwait for ffight night 0////0_☺]=-
K--<top 10 women who are ngmi
K--<i hope you enjoyed me being a normal and respectable woman b ecause its not lasting much longer
-=[ HHEY HHUUH I WANT A PADDLE BADGE x///-) ???_☺]=-
I believe every word I say. See me at fight night. I am an ally.
if you're a ↔ig↔blood and you genuinely believe lowbloods are anyt↔ing ot↔er t↔an toys for us to use i calmly ask t↔at you re-evaluate~ if you're only pretending you believe t↔at ( like @trollimedemf ) t↔at's fine i don't care~ #nsfwe
.) Qh, well, I'm sure the refs will be gQQd abQut making sure everyQne fQllQws the rules, I still want yQu tQ stay safe anyway!! ))
.) Qh! TQnight is #FightNight, isn't it? I'm nQt gQnna gQ because that's prQbably, like, a bit tQQ dangerQus fQr an anQn like me, but I hQpe the peQple whQ dQ gQ have fun! And, um, try nQt tQ kill each Qther tQQ much? ))
-=[ im so excite!d!!ffor fight nigjt !! :-)_☺]=-
trolls not having human reproductive organs should never stop you from trying to breed with them. those who give up in the face of impossible odds never know what it's like to beat them #nsfw
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Thragg discovers "Phonk".
K--<chittr has finally gone from "vanilla horny" to "Tumblr Horny"
// genuinely getting constantly dragged is starting to have actual effects on my actual irl mental health
K--<im crying and its your fault goodbye
K--<the next person on this site to be mean to me will suffer consequences beyond their wildest dreams
== #girlwinner... ==
Good Normal Dusk, Chittr.
I Finally Found The Perfect Vantage Point To Photograph A Moment Between Myself And My Lusus, But Casper Wants To See Him Most Of All, So I Have To Wait Until He Wakes. Sigh.
K--<my new typing quirk where i prefix every message with //OOC seems to be making a lot of people angry, presumably because they hate women
K--<@nicheLarper
hate how i cant casuaLLLLy bring up my aquarium in my ancestors torture basement without peopLLe asking me to eLLaborate on the torture basement. what is there to eLLaborate on. no time for that goku weve got goLLdfish photos to LLook at
Bi+es and claws y♡u bu+ in a cu+e affec+i♡na+e way
>> goob morn¡ngg
This Is What I Wear Before I Sleep, By The Way. If You Even Care. (alternian Translates To "fish Want Me") https://i.imgur.com/m51mk9g.png
So Excuse Me, I'll Be Opening My Box of Old Friend Misery, My Secret Treat to Feel Like Myself Again i Won't Be Here, I'll Be Where Nobody Can Reach i'm Not Here, I'm Where Nobody Can Reach instead Of Here, I'm Where Nobody Can Reach :> #lyricposting https://youtu.be/8g5uaaweo90?si=i7wejfilsurusqsd
It Feels Like A Somber Lyric Night. I Am, As They Say, " Chillaxing ". I Wouldn't Expect Anything Too Much More Exciting Out Of Me Until Tomorrow.
^^ It took a bit, but I think I finally know who my favorite Chittr users are. ^^
K--<why does everyone hate mintyl did he say a slur
Cause I Still Love You so I Won't Leave You guess It's Up To You If You Choose To Go in The Meantime, Sleepin By My Side our Two Meowbeasts, Makin Sure I'll Be Alright #lyricsposting https://youtu.be/jsdirzzbyji?si=m-c4xwyzu_qel4zv
K--<wake up in the morning feeling like nobody in particular grab my glasses im out the door im gonna hit this hivecluster
K--<fakecel. unfollowed.
K--<i think its "good for the economy" when the president is posting like hes drunk and hurting himself
K--<god and the president are ventposting on a wednesday evening and i still gotta pay rent
K--<hes just like me. this is why hes my president
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I need to visit Rankmaid sometime ... ]
Just Pin Me Down On The Bed. Face Down, Ass Up And Just Rough Me Up. 😩🥵 #nsfw
K--<you must be the catholic doc scratch ive heard so much about
xx_whabt_fi_my_bewbz_wer_dinosaurz_and_went_rawr_#realquastions_xx
https://youtu.be/3rlPOWFNv3o now playying: spirtual paralysis by hexsystem
I Am A Proud Biter And Bitee, But I Think I Will Need To Cool It On Account Of The Rabies Spreading Everywhere. #nsfw
// trying to figure out things for the "vessie getting fucked in a wedding dress" thing but i'm feelin a bit anxious habsfjbg #nsfw
-=[ okay !!! :-)_☺]=-
-=[ bbiggg nummbberrr :-)_☺]=-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I love women, send chit. ]
-=[ i would be a cute tamagatchi :-) put me on a kkeychain !!!_☺]=-
-=[ he wabt ssome ?? :-)_☺]=-
I AM OUT TO END LIVES TONIGHT. NO CHASER IS SAFE. I'M NOT LEAVING THE BOOTH TILL THIS NEW ALBUM IS DONE. LOOK OUT FOR HEADHUNT WHEN I DROP IT.
i got tht weed tht makes ur head get all fuzzy n makes u start hardcore squirming and gettin all warm lookin at boys. tht real good fruity weed. #substance #nsfw
♯ #intr⨂ p⨂st. She/her. call me Del. ⨂×⨂ was in a band ⨂nce. it's dead, d⨂n't get hung up ⨂n it. s⨂l⨂ act n⨂w. 'Uncivil Servant.' lead guitar, v⨂cals. alt-r⨂ck. playin shit sets in grungy pubs. nasty vibes. least it's real. desk j⨂b in a c⨂urtbl⨂ck t⨂ pay the bills. debts catch up quick after a crash⨂ut like that. said fuck the system, ended up in it anyway. typical. dream's dead, but what can ya d⨂? beats gettin culled. n⨂, i w⨂n't j⨂in y⨂ur band. n⨂, i w⨂n't give y⨂u legal advice. n⨂t a s⨂liciterr⨂r. maybe i'll talk if y⨂u let me bum a ciggy. d⨂n't d⨂ r⨂mance. d⨂n't d⨂ c⨂mmitments. d⨂n't d⨂ safe-f⨂r-w⨂rk. fuck ⨂ff. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09f⨂F0kAW8K_/deltr⨂ll.png ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fight Night could be interesting. ]
K--<i need to win at fight night and go on the pull it is my only hope
Oh. That seems like a reasonable distinction!
-=[ AMYGDALA_☺]=-
-=[ wwhen you like my pos!ts! i can feel it in my_☺]=-
K--<if youre an indigo chaser CHASE ME!!! HIT ME UP!!!!! IM DESPERATE!!!!!!!! I WILL SETTLE FOR CAR SEX IN A TROLLDONALDS PARKING LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw
K--<WHERE
✐ᝰ ATTACK!!! ᝰᝰ
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Would any of you darlings (hah) be interested in a Masquerade? ]
I Have Taken A Liking To This Hairstyle. https://i.imgur.com/1euhxtr.png
;; are t-thing§ ever really pathetic in a fun way? ;;
K--<#feminism
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼GOG IS SOOOO GUD 2 DIS KITTY KAT !! MEW'S PARTYING LIKE MEW'S 9.7 SWEEPS HEHE BECUZ MEW IS
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼I SHOULD POST NEWDS OF DIS KITTY IF EVFURY ONE IS
-=[ first pist t !!! :-) you popped your post cherry !!_☺]=-
-=[ iim such a chu d :-)_☺]=-
-=[ i llove my hhusktop !!! :-)_☺]=-
vV ? WELL ØK. HØPE WHATEVER IT IS RESØLVES ITSELF, I DØN'T FEEL LIKE PRYING. Vv
K--<TELL ME ABOUT IT
W0rst part 0f being sexually attracted t0 l0sers is being rejected by l0sers Like what d0 y0u MEAN y0u have a type and standards Y0ure a l0ser! #nsfw
(>>->) I’M /uCkY T0 hAv3 SuCh a sUbMiSsIv3 M0IrAi/, h3 A/WaYs tAk3s mY Bu/g3 /iK3 a g00D B0Y #NsFw #QuAdRaNtS HONK
cønsøle.løg("peøple need tø understand there's a difference between what i want in a quadrent vs whø i wanna bang cuz i can get hørny før a løt øf stuff but i'm very picky in my quadrents #nsfw");
💥💥https://f2.toyhou.s3/fil3/f2-toyhou-s3/imag3s/55669747_UXUuI7Qc4QqBIfF.jpg WHOOP WHOOP N3w account l3t's goooooo💥💥
cønsøle.løg("i have a certain uprising in my skirt i shøuld make yøu aware øf #nsfw");
Um-- I guess 'll post "interaction bait..." Um-- ask me anythin' an' 'll try t'answer t' the best of m'ability @_@
vV I NEED NEW GAUNTLETS BUT THE CLØSEST SMITH SAYS HE DØESN'T WANNA WØRK WITH SØMEØNE ØF MY UH. STATURE, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. ANYØNE HAVE RECØMMENDATIØNS? Vv
.) Qh, I almQst fQrgQt tQ pQst a new #RaeList sQng tQnight! But, I guess I've been a bit distracted frQm nursing a massive bruise frQm rQller hQckey haha. Anyway, this sQng is called TQmQrrQw! It's sQme real Qbscure grunge, I think! And can yQu believe the lead singer was Qnly seven sweeps when he made this sQng? WQw!! )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=RZD982yrmx4 ))
<Onĕ ŏf măny jŏys / ĭn lĭfĕ ĭs gĕttĭng / tŏ bĕ ŏbnŏxĭŏŭs ŏn / thĕ ĭntĕrnĕt bĕcăŭsĕ I'll / nĕvĕr knŏw ăt lĕăst / 90 pĕrcĕnt ŏf yŏŭ / pĕrsŏnălly.>
in sgrub s0ciety n0b0dy jumps f0r the grist
i wanna take a nap / that sounds nice
i wanna make more weird experimental stuff / the joy of music and art is to mess around
K--<insane clown posse understood this
i want my new album / strife prodigy / to seem simple on the surface / but become more complicated the more you pay attention / and think
i should mess around with punk rock / my moirail is super into it
hi everybody. if you nneed companny today. or anny day. i am always here for you
i don't get why i'm a chittr microcelebrity / but i appreciate it
i'm always on your side.
i was right by the way / hygiene made my depression / uh / less / so remember to clean yourself
y'all don't wanna know ↔ow many ↔ard drives of lowblood porn i've got laying around my ↔ive~ i s↔ould probably get around to organizing my collection better~ #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Evensong everybody. ]
you get me, cutie~ ;)
t↔inking about lowblood nook rn~ #nsfw
"/'m rea//y stressed, can you tie me up and hurt me?" <> "/'m rea//y stressed, can / tie you up and hurt you?" #nsf\/\/
• i think the one constant in my type is that i like someone who looks like they've lived • i don't really like someone that looks too troll hollywood • if they're conventionally attractive, they have to have something else going on too to negate it • like scarring or age or just being like really weird with it • i just don't have any interest in "perfect" people • for one, no one can be perfect, so the trolls who try and look/act that way are normally hiding things about themselves, and i would far rather someone be upfront about what's wrong with them • but two, i just don't really see the appeal of like... chiseled jaws, clean shaven faces, perfectly smooth skin, and hair that's never out of place • i like a crooked nose, and hair with split ends, a bit of grey at someone's temples... • idk • not really making sweeping statements though, just sort of musing on my preferences
• my journalistic integrity can't be swayed by a pretty face • but it comes close sometimes
• i think my type is too varied • envious of the people who know what they like • its always a surprise for me because i like almost anything • like oh okay i guess i'm into that too, cool
• wow • i'm awake really late • i didn't even realize • caught up in my writing • only noticed because my blinds got blown by the wind and i nearly blinded myself
-=[ woowhhh look at how #active i am right noe im trying to stroke as much chittr time out that i can_☺]=-
can't sleep / so i wanna know / do you guys listen to asmr / if so what type
im a c0mpulsive meddler wh0 cant help but try and fix cute girls :)
== i have a confession... i'm very... sleepy......... ==
K--<cuddling my body pillow in a normal/feminist manner
K--<kurloz deserves better
;; OVER§TIMMMMMMEEEEEDDDD HWEHHHH HHHH HH?? ?!! ;;
K--<feel free to make a confession about me at literally any time btw
;; I-I'M GONNA FROW UP... BLEHHHHHH... ;;
K--<#matrix #come2damatrix
;; g-go§h! the§e anonymou§ confe§§ion§ are §o... um... bold! ;;
@flurriedFiduciary is so hawt she makes me wanna cms
i get in these weird introspective moods a lot lately. i think something about the game fucked me up, but i'm not really sure how to approach it? like, yeah, the whole... uh... girl? journey? was pretty good. i'm pretty happy about that, even though i feel awkward about it sometimes. but... i dunno. i still think about my dad a lot. and a bunch of other stuff. maybe i should tag this with something. #vent ?
(( hahahaha oh my fucking god my irl ex is stalking this account ))
.) SQ, we gQt, like, tQtally thrashed at the rQller hQckey match. LQts Qf fun! But, gQsh, am I glad I wear shin guards! I think Qne Qf the girls Qn the Qther team had it Qut fQr me!! ))
"its the same thing!" no it isnt, , ,
skullfucking is one thing, , , decapitating and fucking the head from the neck hole is another, , , and more interesting imo, , , #nsfwe #gore
K--<robocop.mp3
== stripes are... the best. everything should have stripes. ==
>FQ *^*^_>heyl o hl helo hleo yo u al ll misse dm e i hhope?????
K--<rare good post from you
K--<im going to make big changes tomorrow and i want you all to be proud of me
K--<i cant stop feeling her ghost but i can at least stop dwelling on it quite as much
i did n0t realize s0 many pe0ple f0und fr0gs cute. ribbit. it's nice being called cute.
K--<missing my ex in a normal and healthy and non femcel perhaps even feminist way before healthily allowing the emotion to pass through me and not lingering
K--<please believe in my ability to become a better person because i dont
K--<doing something "for caliborn" is essentially the worst possible reason to do it but fuck its what were working with
Truly, The Royalbloods Will Pay For Anything. At The Risk Of Being Culled The Outfits I've Seen Come Out Of The Shop Recently Are Questionable At Best.
i thinnk i will stay awake. to make nnew friennds.
i feel really listless. i'm not really sure why.
Ī usuałły łīke ŧø enđ my đays wīŧh: •~ A gøøđ fłush-føcuseđ ŧøme •~ A cøłđ raspberry søđa •~ Anđ a nīce sŧøøł før my weary sŧeppers (ŧhe ønes ŧhaŧ đøn'ŧ wīggłe arøunđ ŧøø much are ŧhe besŧ, anđ geŧ rewarđeđ før a gøøđ jøb~) #ŧreaŧīngmysełf #gīrłbøss #Appłīcaŧīønsałwaysøpen~§~
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ it couldve been worse. i couldve gotten a rankmaid dashwatch post. so in retrospect i got off easy. ]
K--<thinking about her.
K--<feeling the cold spots on my carapace where her warmth should be.
K--<i will not think of her. i will not think of her. i will not think of her. i am going to lie in my recuperacoon and i wont feel the cold spots on my carapace where her warmth should be. i am a normal woman and i can go to sleep without crying. <-bedtime affirmations for me
K--<nvm
K--<first good post youve made here
K--<i think my main problem is im too scared to approach people but too desperate to enjoy being alone so i kind of just orbit on the outskirts of society begging somebody to notice me
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i was sent this https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/stickers.png ]
K--<statistically speaking the people of chittr want to celebrate my downfall
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ohmygod.png i think. this is the most notifications ive ever had ]
K--<think im gonna call it off even if i drunk a duff i just wanna love someone who calls me homie
am i being replaced by myself
concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #rankworks, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)
So many people want me tied up, oh m' goodness...! Um... I'd like t' try it out, then @_@ #nsfw
You Think It's Embarrassing For Someone's Bulge To Squirm Inside Of Their Own Nook, But You Haven't Watched It Happen To Someone Tied Up And Helpless. Not Yet, Anyway. #nsfwe Just To Be Safe
i can pretend i have a lot of practice pretending to be a boy
Ɏ co-signed Ɏ
K--<bad post ignore
K--<we are megido we carry the 0u0
let me reiiterate (reiiter8?) ii NEED that cerulean biitch 2o bad
can i add onto the weird aradia dash party or no
are y0u sure?
y0ur life is g0ing t0 end a l0t s00ner than y0u think it will s0 try n0t t0 leave anything unsaid with the pe0ple y0u care ab0ut :)
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/chittr.png this platform is a stripey-hole ]
My Greatest Skill Is Getting Trolls To Deliver Food To My Location. My Greatest Flaw Is My Willingness To Invite Strange Trolls To My Hive.
i'm trying t0 p0st the m0st insane thing i can c0me up with but i keep having m0re ideas.
fuck y0ur pet names. when i'm d0mming and i give y0u an 0rder y0u must say yes chef 0r i'm leaving and refusing t0 pay child supp0rt. #nsfw
THIZ ONE GOEZ OUT TO ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE OUT THERE THE UNFILLED QUADRANTZ, THE WIDOWERZ, THE CRAVING AND THIRZTY:⁖ #LOL #LMAO
K--<fuck fuck fuck nvm bad idea went to the cupe and started feeling phantom sensations of her bad idea bad idea bad idea
I Am A Good Boy, 9 Out Of 10 Perverts Agree. #nsfw
K--<kryqus is in my will btw
K--<she left me but i kept the key to her chastity cage so which one of us really lost that confrontation #nsfw
K--<can you imagine going for your first pail and your girlfriend isnt there because she got distracted by trying to set a grubology dash pb. on troll valentines day. can you imagine. can you IMAGINE what that DOES to a thinkpan!?
K--<my first girlfriend had to choose between me and grubology dash and she chose grubology dash
K--<the more i post on here hopefully the more you will understand the events that made me the way i am
K--<you people find a way to blame me for everything though so idk
K--<like if you find out on your way to a girls hive shes doing wriggling caverns erotic role play that very moment in there i dont think that ones on you for walking i really dont think you can blame me for that one falling apart #nsfw
K--<ive fumbled a lot in my time but some of them werent even my fault
damn, y'all be Cuddlin'? don't think i've ever had the pleasure!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thinking about dreams. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/dreamsdoodle2.png ]
Oh, it seems I fell asleep @_@ How is ev'ryone?
its s0rt 0f l0nely in here
*<oughs on your feed*
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hmmhm... ]
K--<its kind of reassuring not being the most washed person on the feed for once but also wow that guy is not doing good
// ive been considering making a full fake-autopsy sheet for aelitas current subject. because clearly i cant accurately describe it in her chittr notes if i dont do that #fishfearmewomenwantmeiamautistic
𝄡 a tiny ♭ug l+e𝅗𝅥 on my no𝄽e 𝄂 𝄡 it𝄽 𝄽o qt!!!!!!!!!! 𝄂
:33< nyall efur think about #girlbulge at 7:19 am on a tuesday? :33< no? :33< just meow? :33< okay :33< #nsfw
I support Warmblood in all things due to my nature as an ally, but I will admit I am not perfect. Sometimes I am selfish. Sometimes I admire her beauty, not as an ally, but as a lesbian. I am an ally.
K--<my ex used to eat this one kind of cereal because it reminded her of barkbeast kibble and that excited her sexually
i just thinnk everyonne should be happy.
smilinng is like lightinng a canndle. its warmth annd light. gives way to the darknness.
john owes me so much money
mmmm 1 may or may not have left wrothe 1n that hole........
;; a-apparently the pre§ident h-ha§ it in the lo§t and found? ;;
oh the cognitohazard got out again. yeah it happens dont worry about it
// i'm metamorphosizing Vessie to be more confident and stuff so if you see a random comment from her uhhh habhhgdjb (this is the one good timeline she really has so I'm trying to make her enjoy herself hsjdbsgsh)
my god hes actually so pathet1c wtf
K--<LMAOOOO
✐ᝰ Official Yapper 🙂↕️ ᝰᝰ
#draculaflow SMOKING THAT SHIT THAT MADE THE LORD ENGLISH WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND THE OPPS WERE AT MY DOOR I HITTEM WITH A FRAYMOTIF MY CLASSPECT? PIMP OF GRASS MY QUEST BED WAS STUFFED WITH UNMARKED BILLS THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME MAN #substance
K--<chittranon promised us confessions an hour ago... having withdrawals...
>FQ *^*^_>wuold you all be msd if i wanst areal girl abd was created
:00 < nookonmainmonday :00 < nsfw :33 < i was in heat when i took this photo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0c6cd9ed885.png
to aLLLL the peopLLe scroLLLLing chittr whiLLe high on #substances: youre going to be so high you get scared forever your LLusus knows youre high right now and aLLso eviLL ghost eviLL ghost eviLL ghost demons demons hat man
;; m-my bo§§ j-ju§t told me t-that the firm refu§e§ to d-demote me to a le§§ ca§e-inten§ive po§ition b-becau§e they h-haven't had a legi§lacerator a§ proficient at culling "high-threat client§" in §-§weep§. i-i'm going to throw up i'm going to throw up i want to quit i want to quit i want to throw up... hhhh hhh ;;
troll one piece is so weird / why are they fighting bees
K--<you know youre really at rock bottom when cronus is in your comments saying hes been there
• i dont really smoke much • i mean weed-wise • but i can smoke a cigarette in solidarity #substance
K--<you literally get like 1000/day if you post good enough
it's hard for me to not feel selfish / it's weird / i just feel like i'm self centered / for no reason / all the time
i like my hair / it's pretty
i think / i like complements / way too much
i think i'm sad because i need to shower / this is a reminder that if you feel gross / it makes your depression worse
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/curlyburaiz.1%20-%20neverending%20hum.mp3 one of my harsh noise tracks (WARNING: ITS LOUD) @astralVoyager
K--<they dont even know im a mediocre harsh noise musician
Ɏ i a-a-am soooo sleepy a-a-all the time its unrea-a-al. if i were a-a-a blea-a-atbea-a-ast i would be the first to fa-a-all to a-a-a woofbea-a-ast a-a-atta-a-ack for sure Ɏ
my mood has swung so hard
i think i might be / really depressed
K--<#vagueposting
Ɏ i tried smoking weed one time a-a-and one of the blea-a-atbea-a-asts looked a-a-at me so intensely like it knew wha-a-at i wa-a-as doing a-a-and wa-a-as judging me for it a-a-and i got so sca-a-ared i never smoked it a-a-aga-a-ain #substa-a-ances Ɏ
;; f-fir§t break of the day... p-phew... hhh hh... c-ciggy time... ;;
;; b-back at the office a-and my high arbitrator §enior p-partner told me i-i might be up f-for another involuntary promotion hhhh hh hhhh hh h t-thi§ §uck§ i-i have a tummy ache... ;;
;; i-i'm going to need to get my §cuttlebuggy d-detailed again thi§ §uck§ t-thi§ §uck§ thi§ §uck§ thi§ i§ awful i hate it here i-i hate my job i want to go hive i h-hate it here §tupid §tupid §tupid §tupid idiot chaffi §-§tupid getting purple blood a-all over your n-nice §cuttlebuggy t-that you haven't even fini§hed p-paying off yet §-§tupid §tupid §tupid ;;
;; I-I CANMT;T DEAL TWTIHT THI§ RIGHT NOW GO AWAY GAWOW WAY GO WAY GOAWY GO WAY GO AW YA EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺 ;;
;; t-there'§ §o much blood oh gogd it'§ e-everywhere UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧eeUEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧eeUEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee WHHY ARE PURPLEBLOOD LU§CII §O ANGRY AND §CARY HHHH HH HHHHHH HHH WEHYEHHHHHH #violence ;;
K--<dude i would just like to go 5 minutes without fumbling the bag
;; BAD LU§U§ BAD LU§U§ BAD LU§U§ NONONONON ONONON ONNONONONONO NONONONONON ONONONONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON ONONONO NONONONNONOWAIITWAITWAITWAITWAITAIWATWAIWAITWIWAITWAAITWAI ;;
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Would anyone like to be drawn? It'll be a mediorce doodle, since I'm a terrible artist... haha! ]
;; c-court §ummon§ delivered!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ §-§ucce§§! i-i didn't even have to cull their lu§u§ thi§ time y-yayyyyy... ;;
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You will never ever catch me posting a Troll Radiohead warble by the way. ]
Warmblood is often taking #substance. To help her deal with the pain of the world. To numb the pain of her constant struggle. If you wish to support her, do not judge her habit - judge the world that gave it to her. I am an ally.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Making Garlic Bread. ]
i'm trying to write new lyrics / how does / "i feel some ancient part of me burn / burn in the flame of exhaustion / burn for the sake of your expectations / burn on your demand" / sound? / please be honest
really good to not have anything to immediately dread. i think i'll go for a walk!
K--<dms always open for the not terminally insane btw
whenn i reach 10k kult i will. smile. but i am already doinng that
;; §tab§ my bo§§ §tab§ my bo§§ §tab§ my bo§§ §tab§ my bo§§ §tab§ my bo§§ hhhh hhh hhhh hhhh hh hhhh hhhh #violence ;;
K--<if i reach 10k kult before 10k kull i will post globes. if i reach 10k kull before 10k kult i will cull myself. you decide my fate chittr.
K--<but yeah sans gloomweiss literally not a single one of you are on the ball even ace dick is kind of flopping tonight. do better. Do Better.
;; w-what i§ a girlfailure a-and why are the i-intern§ calling me one? h-hwehhh?? ;;
K--<everyone posting today fucking sucks. try harder.
hi chittr everybody. i had a hot coffee. i thinnk today will be a good day.
K--<i hope @chittrAnonymous posts soon theyre the only reason i got out of the cupe tonight
I do everything for you, Warmblood. Including you, Aradia Megido. The first one to understand that I mean every word I post on this website. Except the words about HIC. As I have apologised for several times.
K--<i want to pail exactly 2 people on chittr and i aint announcing which but good luck guessing
\\ Oh my god Halimede just tweeted about me.
\\ https://x.com/HalimedeMF/status/2046253169080963496 oh my god Halimede acknowledged me
\\ Like. I have to post a bit more. Right? Halimede acknowledged me.
That melody Makes me sound so off-tuned And when I hear you It makes m' words feel so off key #lyricposting
:33 < i should post more nudes :33 < i like the attention i get :33c
;; e-every evening it'§ wake up f-from the daymare§ and i-immediately g-get ready for work alway§ w-work work work work work a-alway§ work i-i'm going to pull my hair out euueuaaauu uuuuu uu ;;
K--<finally out the cupe
:33< pussy! :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
Ahhhhhh. I forgot it is a hhh clown hhholiday today. Thhhe train to work was okay, hhhhhh but I wonder if thhhe trip back will be safe hhhhhh... or my neighhhbourhhhood.
:33< this just in girlbulge found to be the numpurr one thing on local cattrolls mind :33< #nsfw #girlbulge
kryqus¶xyllem¶will¶be¶publicly¶executed¶tomorrow¶at¶12:00 there¶will¶be¶a¶buffet¶with¶canapés
cønsøle.løg("prøbably because everyøne is high øff their ass");
K--<its awesome how you can have sex and still be a virgin because the truecels hate you and the normies reject you its like ultimate femcel #nsfw
K--<robocock #NSFW #drunkposting
K--<i feel bad i should eat breakfast before drinking #substance
よく言うだろ、「馬を水辺に連れて行くことはできても、彼氏とヤるのをやめさせることはできない」って。
time p0wers exist f0r the express purp0se 0f me getting t0 make 0ut with 0ther mes. 0u0
このサイトには赤いセーターを着たかわいいやつがほとんどいないのが残念。
I Visited My Friend At His New House. He Told Me To Make Myself At Home, So I Threw Him Out. I Hate Visitors. #dadjoke
i'm gonna do a single in her style / as a tribute
i never even cared for purplebloods before @ this is just my first impression after seeing the bullshit yall post
literaly -from the office of ace dick detective agency
you arnt moirils if ur not fuckin ur just frends -from the office of ace dick detective agency
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Remember, never be afraid to say hi ]
My Mother Told Me, “ One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure.” Terrible Way To Learn I’m Adopted.
:33< uuuh #girlbuge is epic B33 :33< #nsfw
1 like n ill taek some wicked shmexy pics in the wiz getup
i donnt knnow. what either of those meann. but i am happy today.
a nnice personn. let me stay at their hive. but it kinnd of stinnks. theres a lot of mushrooms.
I’m Not Completely Useless. I Make A Fantastic Bad Example.
> AA: disconcertingly oggle @fondlyRegarding https://i.postimg.cc/V6RmL9m0/OGGLE-OGGLE-OGGLE-OGGLE.png
hahaha! what a funny day to join this website! dont overdo it anyone or ill be paying you a visit! or better yet! do overdo it! #substances
>> th¡ડ guy getડ ¡t!!
My Senior Relatives Liked To Tease Me At Weddings, Saying Things Like, “you’ll Be Next!” But They Stopped After I Started Saying That To Them At Funerals.
My Grandfather Said My Generation Relies Too Much On The Latest Technology. I Called Him A Hypocrite And Unplugged His Life Support.
♡h n♡ y♡u sm♡ked +he f♡rever s+rain and n♡w y♡u're g♡nna be fucked up f♡rever b+w y♡ur lusus is c♡ming ♡ver RIGH+ N♡W. #subs+ance
>> ¡'m g1ad you're okay !!
My Grief Counselor Just Died. She Was So Good That I Don't Even Miss Her.
isn'T it interesting how girlfailures are a rare commodity sought by all, but boyfailures are just tossed to the wayside to rot. in a way girlfailures are really girlgems
JusT WokE Up FroM ThE 'CupE So I'm FiiiinE
:33< easily
:33< bear with meow.... :33< imeowgine if mew will and bear with meow here :33< if mew fur trapped in a cave with a bear that could read efurrything mew type BEAR WITH MEOW!!!
:33< one billion points to the #girlbulge nation! :33< #nsfw
:33< just thinking about #girlbulge... again again again :33< why the furk is it so pawsome??? :33< #nsfw
$$$ shii,, I keep forgetting this place exists B/ $$ nice to see things haven't changed much B)
/t's so fun ho\/\/ there's different "shifts" of users here, /ike \/\/hen / \/\/ake up ear/y or stay up /ate /'// see different peop/e posting than / norma//y do
૮・ᴥ・ა<My body hair makes me sooooo sweaty when I’m on land :( [Attached is an image of a girl with unkempt hair and skinny body, she’s huffing and puffing and there are sweat marks all over her clothes] #nsfw)
Ɏ ummm i think your ba-a-ag is lea-a-aking toma-a-ato grubsa-a-auce over there just so you know Ɏ
scene girls send chit
;; i love drinking cheap convenience §tore beer! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ #§ub§tance ;;
;; finally done with work. beer time!! ;;
i love my art / and i love making it / everyone should get to be creative
;; i-i wa§ i-in the b-break room during m-my fir§t break a-and §pilled m-my drink all o-over my pant§ i-i ju§t got the§e §teampre§§ed i'm §o §tupid §tupid worthle§§ §tupid chaffi §tupid §tupid worthle§§ idiot chaffi uuuurrgghhhhhhh hhh hhh ;;
;; p-phew ;; ;; finally on my fir§t break of the night. :) ;;
K--<i remember when chittr was a site i used to talk to my friends and not my ball and chain where i voluntarily subject myself to endless scorn
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ sorry for the amount of lyricposts im just havin a time #nowlistening #lyricpost if i leave somebody else will love you but nobody else could forgive me quite as often as you https://open.spotify.com/track/4eMXMUkWS4aChMfA1UO4YJ?si=ab16bb22050148b0 ]
;; i-i mi§§ my lu§u§ i-i hope §he'§ doing okay... ;;
MakE LovE NoT WaR. #pailsesh #nsfw
i'm glad my voice / could keep you company
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My thinkpan's dizzy ]
does anyone *else* think im hot?? ;D
I LikE FishiN' FoR PeoplE To FlirT WitH ;3
;; i §-§hould have been §-§hoo§h papped more a§ a wriggler... ;;
;; i-i ju§t §-§pent m-my entire blink'§ paycheck o-on my §-§cuttlebuggy p-payment and §-§omeone'§ lu§u§ §at on it. i-it'§ flat now. l-like a flat piece of metal ;; ;; w-why doe§ t-the univer§e hate me like me §-§pecifically ;; ;; uuweeahhehehhhhhhh hh,, hhh ,, ;;
;; d-doe§ c-crying §o hard y-you pa§§ out c-count a§ valid objection in t-term§ of proceeding to an a-adjournment? ;; ;; a-a§king for my friend w-who'§ hiding in the bathroom §-§tall at the m-mini§try of j-ju§tice d-during a five m-minute rece§§ r-right now ;;
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm really out of it. ]
K--<you would think having a robot body that i built myself would mean i dont get gender dysphoria
K--<eating a mango... or as i like to call it... a womango
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kinda crazy how that Crocker girl still has a platform... ]
Ɏ lusus a-a-ate my self-defense knife a-a-aga-a-ain. ugh!! i know i a-a-am clumsy but i CA-A-AN be trusted with sha-a-arp objects, jeeze. #grumpy #lususthings #vent Ɏ
<Evĕryŏnĕ lŏvĕs mĕ bĕcăŭsĕ / ŏf my cŭtĕ făcĕ, / hŭmŏrŏŭs dĕmĕănŏr, ănd lăck / ŏf ăbĭlĭty tŏ dĭscĕrn / tŏnĕ.>
Ɏ a-a-all the time!! often i will sit with my flock of blea-a-atbea-a-asts a-a-and ha-a-ave no thoughts wha-a-atsoever Ɏ
;; i-i have §uch a bad panache i-i know the in§truction§ on the advil §-§ay only take two per blink and i-i've already have §ix b-but §urely t-two more i§ okay...? ;;
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ huh｡｡｡ this pl@ce IS very str@nge ⋆˚༄
<Yŏŭ thĭnk sŏmĕŏnĕ wŏŭld / dŏ thăt? Jŭst gŏ / ŏn thĕ ĭntĕrwĕbs ănd / lĭĕ fŏr nŏ rĕăsŏn? / Nŏnsĕnsĕ. Tăkĕ ĕvĕrythĭng yŏŭ / rĕăd hĕrĕ ăt făcĕ / vălŭĕ.>
Okay. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. The drones are making me type this. I am not HIC. I will never be HIC. I make no claim to being HIC. That was a joke. I just wanted to scare her. Because I am an ally.
• went into a breakfast-induced coma • i should have been working • but i cant resist the siren call of taking a huge nap after a big meal
Ɏ i do the sa-a-ame thing with mine!! only instea-a-ad of howling he blea-a-ats loud enough to sha-a-ake the wa-a-alls Ɏ
\\ Envisioned a "Dark Trollimede" for a moment then realised the character I was creating already existed and his name was Cronus Ampora.
\\ I feel it prudent to mention the Mun behind this account is a Transgender Woman. Given the twitter account this is parodying.
I only wish you would show as much love to Warmblood as you show hate to me.
hey quick question why do you never pLLuraLLise the word LLowbLLood when youre taLLking about them as a group
春らしく、クールでカジュアルな装い。 これ以上頼んでも無駄だ。叶うことはない。 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8d/6f/d5/8d6fd54d5dda79ed1d2e7cb4fe169351.jpg ᶜʳᵉᵈ-ʳⁱᶻᵒˡᵈᵃ⁷⁴
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Awww ... ]
Sometimes I wonder why I spend my money on THESE. Just a tip for others, the fleshlights you can buy online aren't worth the PRICE! #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/ToluenFleshlight.png
i thinnk we should start. a #happyhour thinng. it cann be anny hour. or every hour.
How's ev'ryone doin'? Anythin' interesting y'guys are doin'? ⊙﹏⊙
i am very happy. i like my friennds. i wannt to draw my friennds. whenn i get the channce.
• i dont think i got all the pens out
'll have t' get more at some point, then, huh...? Ahah
Oh, goodness, ev'ryone liked th' picture, huh @_@''
Update on th' thing... I tried it on. Ahah. #nsfw (ish) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ed574e31ffc.png
Always have been.
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( are short girls with huge oversized glasses and doofy teeth back in vogue yet )
To all the peoplle down iin the dumps, that are unhappy or mad, you shoulld take a niice wallk and llook at all of the llovelly fllowers that nature briings you. Watch as the bees dance on the poppiies and the butterflliies sucklle on the mariigollds. #friiendshiipfriiday
Currently liztening! #nowplaying https://untitled.stream/library/track/VSifF2Fa5mPN90DL0e3xX
we just need a cool name for our club and it'll be golden!
I love not arguing online. We should all do more not arguing online. #mywisdom!!! ❣︎
・┆✦ʚ hell yeah. it w🌣uld be called friend night i think. a nice night t🌣 chill with the h🌣mies ɞ✦ ┆・
it’s kind of a shame when the feed’s all about something that’s not 7our bag. ah well. someone let me know when we organize a night for those of us who are lovers, not fighters #suggestive
[◉"] I haven't been active enough. [◉"] What is fight night?
AM DEFINITELY A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE IN ONLINE SPACES. THE REMOVAL OF DIRECT SOCIAL PRESSURE. THE INABILITY TO BE INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED. THE EASE OF BLOCKING ANYONE WHO SEND ME UNSOLICITED BULGE PIC.
IS ALSO HARD MAKING NEW FRIENDS. SO. I PERSEVERE.
IS HARD. BEING FRIENDS WITH SEX-CASUAL POLYCULE. WHILE SEXUALLY RESERVED AND PARANOID.
Cute girls!!! Guys!! Like my postss! Ahhh
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
(V)(',,')(V) IS HE GAY⁉️ vote down below is @gl℧rpMaster a little homo⁉️
✐ᝰ Wow some of you guys really like goldies! Insane!! ᝰᝰ
'm glad people like th' um... Digital affection 'm givin'.
Blowin' a li'l kiss t' th' Chittr users right now if that's okay ^^
nevermind. closing them.
Ɏ wha-a-at's this fight night thing i keep seeing posts a-a-about is this a-a-an event or a-a-a ca-a-all to ba-a-attle or wha-a-at Ɏ Ɏ like should i be worryful or should i be showing up to give mora-a-al support wha-a-at's the vibe Ɏ Ɏ #fighting #fightnight Ɏ
Actually wait I just realized that me straddling my punching bag with ABBA blasting in the background makes it look like a romcom scene LMAO
vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
I can and will pick up my friends in a bridal carry
Y'unno it's pretty fun pretending you're a tokusatsu hero against a punching bag. Sometimes I straddle mine and beat it up!
@mothkingEloth //starting to see a correlation between baristas and being unhinged. good for her. https://64.media.tumblr.com/e894015083b4a7a5fcc6b2cf12dcf02d/5b1901856ddda8c6-c9/s1280x1920/ffdea2a36aa54d0a29827bb4b76addbfbafea5e9.png
i think yall deserve more pics of me. i grow bored of posting the same pic of me from the pool party
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr. Despite my flustered state as ⏱f n⏱w, I had managed t⏱ sket℃h s⏱mething! I had f⏱ll⏱wed a guide I had managed t⏱ get. A guide fr⏱m the humans! I find it quite interesting, indeed. I must admit, the style is n⏱t s⏱mething I ℃an really relate t⏱, but sin℃e it's fr⏱m the humans, I will gladly f⏱ll⏱w the instru℃ti⏱ns. Here is the sket℃h I speak ⏱f, please ign⏱re the ⏱ther pra℃ti℃e sket℃hes, th⏱se are fails. https://file.garden/Z1ea76ldmXzREmMm/SKET℃HES.png...🖉
i need to take more pictures of myself. i can't keep posting my cutes all the time. actually yes i can https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/cutes.png
DONT CARE ANYMORE. LAST ONE FROM YESTERDAY. DO NOT REMEMBER IT. DRANK IT AWAY. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57ed29fb077a.jpg
// just went out of my way to replace all the imgur links on my profile to imgbb cuz i guess uk cant see imgur links or smth BEHOLD WHAT YOU HAVE MISSED OUT ON SO FAR: https://i.ibb.co/MknK90Q0/4BHOH5L.png https://i.ibb.co/XxGTLkYX/5f-B9MUt.png https://i.ibb.co/m5hCCy1k/5ZIb-FON.png https://i.ibb.co/cSHSQ740/65Kr5OU.png https://i.ibb.co/jZRxmvhw/Ee3h5b4.png https://i.ibb.co/4w95xzX0/LWFLNo0.png https://i.ibb.co/x8D42Ds4/t1e-ETzk.png https://i.ibb.co/67TjC2CQ/u-Zaey-B8.png https://i.ibb.co/0pWmcP6q/wr-Q3APL.png https://i.ibb.co/Mx1SQ5Y5/WUgc-Rf-T.png
i dont need life im high on drugZ #ZubZtance
>[ 10 we w-re born with two hands for the purpose of play-ng double hoopball. ];
cringe anime grl gif incomin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/gif.gif
>[ 10 they call me a memb-r of the 3 fidgete-rs the way i wield 3 fidget spinn-rs at once. 20 do not qu-stion how i hold a third one despite only possess-ng 2 hands. 30 it's a fidgete-r trade secret. ];
(>>->) H0Nk h0nK H0Nk h0nK ;øP HONK
$$$ taking a shot everytime I see any sort of vaguepost. keeping count for later B) #substance
fuuuck i forgot about my selfie i took before i went to the #poolparty
#mycutes
my cutes before i fall asleep in the pool https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/cutes.png
(>>->) I N33d t0 P0St a fU// B0Dy nUd3 S0M3TiM3 #NsFw HONK
listening to sad music is really therapeutic / maybe i should write something sad
:33 < Meow!
< ){ oh god i didn't mean for that post to get so much attention aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa }( >
is all lime blood flammable or am i just supremely unlucky? *| why is that even a thing? *| #gore *|
< ){ oh golly gosh my pusher's all aflutter suddenly....... }( >
i hate not being enough / i wish i could meet expectations / i wish i could be what everyone wants me to be / #ventpost
:33< thank mew all fur attending day one of #nepetaweek tune in tomorrow fur day two the final day of shitpetas excellent #nepetaweek!!!
i miss when times were simpler and expectations lower / finding work as a warmblood is really hard / everywhere asks and wants more than you can give / i just wanna be able to fund my shows
despite. nnot usinng traditionnal equipmennt. i am pretty tonned. i thinnk.
(>>->) WhAt d03S A H0Nk g0tTa d0 T0 g3t a m0uTh 0N My bU/G3 aR0UnD H3R3 #nSfW HONK
have fun!!! :D
woke up way too late into the night / my lusus was throwing a fit / i wish he would calm down sometimes
no matter how hard the day gets / i always remember the people who believe in me / as much as the day might hurt / and i might get stressed / or exhausted / or upset / i remember everyone's support / and it keeps my going
i took. the opportunnity. to explore. i am walkinng arounnd. far away.
(^^)> Sweating buckets in my hive, compwetewy naked, wegs fuwwy spwead with my fan on fuww bwast and I heaw a camewa fwash go off. @outbackWankew I know it's you #nsfw
:33< happy #nepetaweek nyall! :33< heres a fun nepeta fact! :33< were #violent!
:33< bestie at what point do we say furk it and just watch mewman porn? :33< #nsfw
:33< nyall betpurr be psyched fur #nepetaweek! :33< its gonna rule mewre all here to say how pawsome nepetas are!
>[ 10 woke up and show-red. 20 despite popular belief i do show-r. ];
Woulld anyone want to see my pllants? One lliike and II"ll post my pllants. =:D
s~rry i've n~t been ~nline frequently, this place is a tad ~verwhelmin and business at ~live lawnring has been b~~min!
✐ᝰ Bossman has tasked me with interviewing "influential people," for the empire archives. Not really sure how to go about that, actually! I can't just go barging into important peoples dms to ask them prodding questions!!! ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ So! Uhm.... I guess my dms are open to anyone who wouldn't mind me asking them a few questions!!!! For posterities sake ᝰᝰ
^v ffunny hw when you have a degree everyone automatically thinks you're supposed to be smart ^v do you knw hw many trolls with degrees out there are ffucking stupid
ok here you go #tittytuesday #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2690/e0b4b8bfbd0ab1ac1b0d29aa175149c8.png
https://media1.tenor.com/m/lthjmxdcN52IAAAAd/raverobber-thaiyan-walk.gif
♢ I hope those who are waking have slept well. And to those who have yet to rest... I'm sure you'll fend for yourselves well.
i have made it. to the top. of the mounntainn. i am very exhausted.
Ɏ hi. i'm here now i guess. plea-a-ase be gentle with me i bruise ea-a-asily. Ɏ
:33< if gr33n paint didnt exist what would mew have on mewre furies? :33< REMEMPURR GR33N PAINT IS NYAT A CLAWPTION!
FROT THE BLUNT. BLOW YOUR SMOKE INTO MY FACE. BLIND ME FROM THE MIRRORS. THEY WILL NOT AID YOU. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/75cb8cbce968.png
it is scientifically proven that me slapping my cock against your face is a more romantic gesture than giving a kiss on the cheek. just saying #nsfw
MAKE IT STOP. FINISH THE JOB. WHY DO YOU CEASE TO WORK ON ME. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63b394f59552.png
:33< *the mighty huntress sits there on the furloor so cute and pickupable*
my mind iZ a beautiful and vaZt ocean and youre wearing riding the innertube of ignorance
fucKed up in the crib Zippin dr perKy fucKed up in the crib eatin oKi-doKiZ fucKed up in the crib Zippin dr bob fucKed up in the crib eatin Kat-KotZ fucKed up in the crib playin wiwi fucKed up in the crib eatin cream-betweenZ fucKed up in the crib and im playin um fucKed up in the crib goin goin dumb fucKed up in the crib eatin detoZ fucKed up in the crib uZin binbowZ fucKed up in the crib eatin criZpy rice fucKed up in the crib and im Zippin nice fucKed up in the crib eatin criZpy rice treatZ fucKed up in the crib Zippin johnZ daphne fucKed up in the crib Zippin hella red ball fucKed up in the crib eatin toaZter tartZ fucKed up in the crib playin fony fucKed up in the crib eatin tootie-frutieZ fucKed up in the crib eatin Zolar flaKeZ fucKed up in the crib rocKin uZ pa fucKed up in the crib eatin criZp crunch fucKed up in the crib playin polyZtation fucKed up in the crib rocKin dolce & banana fucKed up in the crib eatin panburger partner fucKed up in the crib watchin jaKe & droZh fucKed up in the crib Zippin mtn froZt fucKed up in the crib eatin cheddar cheeZe guppieZ fucKed up in the crib rocKin calvim Klain and guchi #lyricpoZting
:33< mew guys didnt even showpurr my new icon in clawmplaments what the hell >:((
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/33/28/653328c8258d84b19c3c7c1bf3496b5e.jpg :33 < i love doing handstands!! #nsfw -ish
|| & fair enouggh im not your ddadd/mom/lusus
:33< on todays episode shitpeta goes to hell and doesnt clawm back
‘you need to practice better internet safety’ ooh watch out you got my name what are you gonna do about that. gonna report me to the empress for being funny on the internet?
:33 < mew should purrobably not even bother with karkitty ://
:33 < the mighty huntress demands attention :33 < fur she has not received nearly enough pets https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f43bca67e76.png #nsfw
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
theres some guy. onn the other ennd of this shorelinne. i donnt knnow what theyre sayinng. they look upset.
console.log("//everyøne please enjøy my løser ass limebløød"); console.log("//she uses tøølbøxkind sø her weapøns are a pipe wrench and a nail gun as her weapøns"); console.log("https://file.garden/acvcrw-lgd3føfzc/retria_ligmaa-1.png");
>[ 10 just finished sett-ng up my seventh commodore^69. 20 yes. i need 7 of them. 30 this one is go-ng to be dedicated to track-r playback. and maybe bbs brows-ng. 25 actually, i need 9. 40 i love these th-ngs! just because they're like 20 sweeps out of date doesn't make them any less special! 50 #keepoldtechalive ];
yeah if my kuprum catches wind of just how obsessed #some of you are with me she’s going to blow up an entire street with her lasers but that makes it better for me so keep it coming
>[ 10 my landlordinator is go-ng to cull me, dude. 20 evidently an irremovable p-rmanent oil stain on the carpet is not an exxcuse to have a "trash hive". 30 i told them they're an oil stain. 40 they told me i'm one too. 50 we w-re left at an impasse. 60 we both unanimously came to the conclusion that the situation we found ourselves in was a monumental waste of time, and so we had continued on our own ways. ];
:33< resting today has b33n great :33< might take anotfur cat nap...
back onn the shorelinne. wonnderinng what i should do today?
The... casual urge to huff bulge sweat- #NSFW
ฅ（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ < OH!!! AND I FOUND THIS R333333ALLY CUTE KITMOJI, BUT I PURROBABLY CAN'T USE IT! SO HERE IT IS! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠹⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣠⣤⣤⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⠈⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡾⠉⠉⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇ ⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠁⢹⣧⠀⠀⢈⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⠀ ⣿⠛⢷⣤⣤⡴⠶⠾⠃⠀⠀⣿⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣼⠏⠀⠀ ⢻⡆⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠶⠞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⣿⡿⠟⣿⣄⡾⠟⡛⢓⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠞⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠹⣷⣼⣁⣽⣧⣽⠿⠋⢁⣠⣴⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠰⣯⣁⣠⠴⠛⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⠋⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⢿⡷⠦⠴⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡏⢠⣿⢹⣧⠀⣾⠻⣧⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⢷⠟⠁⢸⡏⠀⣿⠀⠻⣦⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⡟⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
if i ever hate a chitt it was probably a misclick cause my heart is full of love and whimsy on levels none of yall could begin to understand. unless your chitt severely fucking sucks then i probably mean it haha
uh / is today supposed to be a holiday / um / happy 4 /13 i suppose
doesnt matter what hard candies i seLLLL onLLine cuz nothing brings in the dough more than my bags of crushed bLLue raspberry candy pieces. the chiLLdren yearn for the breaking bad meth
:33< i will now lay in slime :33< troll becky hold my calls
:33< none of mew moewthpurrfurkers even speak meowbeast fake fans!
:33< pawp team epic
:33< remempurr if mewre enjoying my brand of shitpost :33< like this post clawment on this post and follow fur more! :33< dont furget to ring that bell too! :33< and i s33 mew in the next one!
:33< dont furlirt with meow unless mewre wiling to squirt with meow!!! :33< #nsfw #imsorrybutthisonewouldntleavemyheaduntilipostedit
:33< mew all s33 that old icon total bullshit this ones 33 times betpurr in efurry way
:33< mew icon mew meow :33< https://i.imgur.com/3IBinNF.png
:33< just like lasagna cat says :33< "the orb will consmewme us all in the end dont mew s33 odie its furitless our quest to the mountain it was all fur nyat!"
.) GQsh, I've been in such a gQQd mQQd since peQple left sQme really nice cQmments Qn my selfie, sQ fQr #RaeList I'm picking a sQng that makes me happy! Caramelldansen!! I first heard this sQng when my friend AiQlQs played it Qn Beat Saber fQr a stream and it was sQQQQ funny watching him dance! I wish I was as cQQrdinated as him! )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=flAsTHJ6mlU ))
.) Well, I guess nQ time like the present tQ try and pQst my first selfie, I hQpe it isn't, like, tQQ bad haha. But this is the Qutfit I wQre tQ gQ swimsuit shQpping with my friend!! .) https://i.pQstimg.cc/66CQRc0Q/PhQtQ-13-4-2026-1-37-22-am.png ))
:33< to quote lasagna cat :33< "i hate meowndays"
:33< i hear mirror rorrim is shredded i hear mirror rorrim has an 8 pack
:33< im torn betw33n telling mew to let it purrn and saying "im cute"
:33< i hope mew all are enjoying these epic fun facts about my great mew trollsona mirror rorrim!
:33< my great mew trollsona that efurrone loves mirror rorrim is pawsome!!! :33< shes also an olivelbood just like meow! :33< she loves still living on alpurrnia and how efurrything there wants to kill her!!! :33< she doesnt miss it at all beclaws she is there right nyow!!!
:33< mirror rorrims fafurite scent is cookies! :33< efurryone love mirror rorrim!
:33< mirror rorrim is also a cool good hang and all her 11 furiends love to hang out with her! :33< she also nefur died twice or got purrototyped with one of her othpurr dead furiends expurrloded got retconned purrototyped again then doublepurrottyped with a mewman then died again and had to make a dark bargain! :33< these are nyat things that have efur or will efur happen to my trollsona mirror rorrim!
:33< her lusus is still alive on account of she wasnt a stupid idiot wriggler playing a game that got them killed! :33< even if she did her spurrite would fur sure still be around!!! :33< mirror rorrim is great!
:33< mirror rorrim rules shes so epic and funny and stays in clawntact with all her 11 othpurr furiends!
:33< my trollsona mirror rorrim! :33< https://i.imgur.com/bFdwvPF.png :33< she mewses mirrorkind fur a weapon and her lussis is a battlefly!!!
:33< troll whos name is mirror rorrim whos quirk is like :33< they would talk like this like talk would they :33 :33< send chitt
:33< dear past shitpeta mew know nyathing mew dumbass shut the hell up :33< dear future shitpeta mew know it all bitch shut the hell up! :33< dear purrent shiptea k33p it up baby!!!
:33< mewll nefur beleive it :33< meow!
:33< troll games are betpurr :33< if mew lose at pictionary mew die!
:33< meowing at mew so loud and so meowch
:33< im doing scary evil lightning meowgic
> What does "faggot" mean <
:33< i just let two nice young men know where mew lived :33< their names fur beavis and butthead :))
:33< girls <3 :))
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pov, i invite you to play DS with me! you don't own your own copy of the game so we have to do DS download play, and because of that you have to sit really close right in front of me with your legs spread wide on either side of mine. the only thing separating us is the tiny little table and the table leg in the middle is very thin and small. our elbows bump together, you can feel my breath on you, and i keep stealing glances at you above the top screen. if you beat me in our game, i will do ANYTHING you ask of me! but if i beat you... #rankbait #nsfw. @archiveAddict sorry i'm a little late! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/k739cxa5vk7.png ((art by siiiiiinchan
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
:33< im the qu33n in olive
i have actually enjoyed cake once.
SAMUŖAI TIP #6! Take naps ȭften, lest yȭu be sleepy and unawaŗe! I take naps all tħe time! Nȭt because I am lazy, but because I must cȭnseŗve my eneŗgy fȭŗ wħen i need it mȭst! sucħ as ĦȬNȬŖABLE DUELS and pȭsting ȭn Cħittŗ!
,,,!dont cqll them bitches, bro!,,,
H3H3H3H3 @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L >;] HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1368187768726880319/1493041436071956531/1MG_3391.PNG?3X=69DD86B1&1S=69DC3531&HM=613442C3C833B7C51750253393394345327938500940B37C477C754DC649C405& #SUGG3ST1V3
(>>->) I N33d a /0wB/00D 0r mIdB/00D’S N00k 0N My bU/G3…. #nSfW #h0rNy HONK
:33< i bet i could clawncor the moon it doesnt s33m like it would be hard
:33< im the one real cat girl on the intpurrnet accept no substitutes!
:33< ill be so fur real when tomeowdochi life living the dream clawms out mew wont s33 meow fur a few days
:33< tomeowdochi life save mewo :33< save meow tomeowdochi life!!!
its my tongue i can do what i want with it!!!
:33< purrpurr plumber is the best one :33< second is yellow plumber :33< then gr33n :33< then red at the bottom
:33< ectobiology more like :33< erectobiology ayooo! :33< #nsfw
wow, next you're going to tell me she drools a lot and smells kinda funny. boo hoo, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery!
:33< *the mighty huntress takes out a crayon and chews on it* :33< yuck this shit sucks! :33< *she notably doesnt stop eating it*
:33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< kill a man :33< take his shoes :33< so i can be more clawmfortable yeah!
Howdy, all! You can call me Kilant or Mage :] Canadian Tumblr Fantroll roleplayer of much aplomb! You can find me on ToyHouse at StaticG703, or on tumblr at mageofspacemultiverse. See below for my list of character(s):
:33< *the mighty huntress gets to the end of the level only to realize she missed one box* :33< *the mighty huntress falls to her kn33s w33ping and punching the ground she really wanted that gem*
:33< chickens!? :33< seize her salad!
:33< my new podcast where i talk about my shipping wall has reached a record breaking 2 streams! :33< thank mew myself and guy i k33p in my basement and force to listen to my podcast! :33< mew guys are real ones!
:33< furk: rock :33< marry: pappurr :33< kill: scissors
:33< secret shitpeta technique :33< efurryone want meow :33< #nsfw ish
:33< sonics the fastest thing alive but what they dont tell mew is hes easily outpaced by ghosts
:33< im shitpeta nyall know about this?
:33< i purrsent to mew my latest creation!!! :33< ball of l33ches!!!
:33< im a chum bucket kitty baby :33< living in the city :33< maybe mew can throw meow somethin :33< throw meow somethin mistpurr :33< #lyricposting
:33< my hat stays on during pailing! :33< #nsfw ish
you guys dont want to know my answers
(>>->) I WaNnA HuMp s0m30N3 tI// I Sh00T A /0Ad 0F G3N3TiC MaT3RiA/ a// 0V3R Th3m #nSfW HONK
(*^◯^*) < CANT WAITTT TO GET TO KNOW MORE PEOPLE HERE!!! （≧∇≦）< I N33D MY SHIPS TO BE AS ACCURATE AS PURRSIBLE!
:33< nyall doing furk marry cull? :33< okay :33< furk: anyaone with a pulse (and some peopurr who dont sexy vampires and zombies call meow) :33< marry: disgusting quad shit dont talk to meow about this one efur again :33< kill: em all
:33< meow?
:33< alright im borred no more #bitwar :33< troll becky hold my calls
T0day 1s a t1nker1ng day, 1 th1nk 1'm g01ng t0 w0rk 0n a sp1derb0t. Purely f0r altru1st1c and pure reas0ns 0f c0urse. Capta1n 1f y0u see th1s, 1 pr0m1se 1 w0n't use 1t f0r ev1l 0:)
:33< new facts furom a cat! :33< stealing bits is pawsome and makes mew look cool! :33< this has b33n anyathpurr #catfact #catfactpopmewlation #catfactpopmewlationlaydown #bitwar #catfactpopmewlationboyedition
:33< guys i would always steal bits why isnt this happening to him? #bitwar
:33< gusy ive also got a great time machine that goes forward in time one meownite fur efurry meownite mewre inside it :33< it looks just like a fridge! :33< #bitwar
:33< my new hat is gonna have a 13 on it and be white with an orange stripe!
:33< to piss him off meowstly
:33< what othpurr bits can i steal furom that chucklefuck? :33< eating glass??? :33< how about my new original hashtag #bitwar
:33< its time fur anyathpurr fact furom a cat :33< did mew know that peopurr looooove it when mew throw things at them? :33< its true! :33< this has b33n anyathpurr fact furom the cat! :33< #catfacct #catfactppopmewlation #catfactpopmewlationboyedition 3-33333333333333
:33< thank mew #catfactpopmewlation
:33< i do say meow!
:33< ill talk to my peopurr s33 what i can do... :33< working with less crew than i had back in the days of furlarp 2 :33< but still...
:33< oh no it sure is foggy! :33< i sure hope no one comes out of the fog and comes fucks meow! :33< #nsfw #meme
:33< i have awake in my eyes this is mewr purroblem nyow
my hands aren't doing it anymore i need to push one of you against the wall and pound you until it starts to break #nsfw
(>>->) FuCk i’m s0 H0NkInG P3Nt uUuP CaN I JuSt /Ik3 GrAb 0N3 0F Y0U /0W3R Tr0//s aNd jUsT B0Rr0w 0N3 0F Y0Ur h0/3s t0 R3/i3v3 MyS3/f? #NsFw HONK
:33< good night everybody :33< *ac yawns and gives a sl33py wave with her paw* :33< it's time to look over my supurrlise, it's a hunting day today!!! :33
ughhughghghfh #sleepyposting
i just woke up and saw you guys were #bulgeposting without me?!?!????? how could you!! anyways here's bulge!!!! :D #nsfw (artist: d3zz_art) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bulge2.png