Tura Wright
@atavisticGnosis
but after sunlit days, one thing stays the same, rises the moon
im gonna do it. im gonna take a bite out of the big carnivorous flower.
That sounds ill-advised do it
okay im officially burnt out on exploring and taking pictures of weird flowers. if only there was anything interesting to do on this fuck ass planet.
no, but one of them tried to eat me, and i have been having sleep paralysis night terrors and prophetic dreams for days straight since that occurred
eat it to gain its power
maybe i can have a little bit of poisonous alien flower. as a treat.
all you gotta do is boil it and take small bites right
@nautiliteMooncatcher youre a vegetarian right
⦓ ? No? ⦔
⦓ I was going to say "You've seen my teeth and they certainly don't fit a herbivore" but that would probably be rude to all the sharp-toothed individuals who choose to become vegetarians... ⦔
i couldve sworn you said like you dont hunt i guess i assumed omg im dumb i literally made you a sandwich ok well i tried to help thats what counts right
⦓ Oh! I don't hunt, no. I just buy or alchemise things, you know? Hahaha it's all good though! It's the thought that counts, you're sweet. And very cool, of course. Goes without saying. ⦔
frozen grapes are an excellent snack option
pondering ominous prophetic flower visions
h3y u livd
yes i did, though i still think that this neurotoxin would make for a pretty lousy party drug unless your idea of a party is hours long sleep paralysis, intense prolonged sweating and dehydration, delirium, and hallucinations
i kno a gal who cld mak3 it work probly
actually hon3t2ly @ju2tCalli3
X Dawg I think that’d make for a better poison than a drug #substance x
work ur magic how3v3r u pl3a2 big dawg im ju2 th3 m322ang3r
X Actually i bet if we mix it with foucazine or beserkatine, maybe it’ll be a bit better? #substance x
well im not dead yet. guess ill go to bed and see if i wake up tomorrow. see you all in the morning! or not...
bonkerbucks arent even a recognized currency on this planet their primary form of currency is like shiny rocks and plundered relics
in what universe is "ten bajillion bonkerbucks" a valid starting haggle price for a livesaving antidote
at first i got really excited when i saw that there were dragons on this planet but then i realized i have to participate in their fucked up dragon-flavored capitalism and it was all down hill from there
Damn dragons, get you everytime
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its important to try and look at the positives in every situation. on the plus side, i discovered a very compelling new species of carnivorous and poisonous cave-dwelling flower! just a bit of a pickle, it bit me and i currently have some sort of alien flower neurotoxin in my body and i have NO idea how potent it is or what it does
2har3???
i mean i'll gladly send samples but i must stress that there is a very real and distinct possibility that this stuff could render you and I both quite dead.
I m3an, only on3 way to find out right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIZneWRGxZ8
To fuck around i2 holy To find out i2 divin3
2orry, w3 cant hang out Th3 proph3cy 2aid your3 d32tin3d to b3tray m3
the bite really hurts actually um. i'm going to run some Tests.
field report: creature responds positively to the aroma of caines sauce
your ass is going in the box of torment unending
update: i've located a dank cave in my general vicinity. field report of dubious creatures to follow.