GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒋ — @audaciousConfident Rorian Matila I was going to do a Beast Factsheet for this intro, but instead I have a story for you all. Once ↑on a Time, I scrolled ↓ a certain demilady’s posts and had the greatest (WORST) idea (MISTAKE) of my life. (LIFE? WHAT LIFE???) I tried to BAKE——I mean, what’s the difference between watching those ASMR BAKING VIDEOS and TRYING THEM YOURSELF? You (Gander Grimzl) IDIOT. Baking in practice is an entirely different beast. The dough can SMELL YOUR FEAR. Every baking utensil has a personal vendetta against you. The oven hungers for Clown Flesh. I turned my nutritionblock into a personal warzone and I was LOSING. MISERABLY. But after all that roughin’ and toughin’, I can proudly say that I’ve become a master at Creating Nebulous Blobs. It tasted like the Hopes and Dreams of a serial smoker. I was better off CONSUMING THE INGREDIENTS INDIVIDUALLY. A shame. But also a Learning Experience. Catch me next time to see me Hike! (The bugs want to Kill Me) Let’s Take A Gander at Rorian Matila! (CROWD CHEER!!!) (NATURE AMBIENCE!!) Rorian is a capital D Dreamer. Their life is, and I quote in a wonderful refrain, “THE BEST.” And we certainly get that impression as we scroll through their posts. From the outset, Rorian puts her story on display. She is living her best life, her only one, surrounded by the things she ♥s and reciprocating that to almost all with a pulse. Emotion is taut in anything she describes: from her hobbies, to her relationships, to her descriptions of the people in her life. They’re CONSTANTLY ON THE MOVE, exploring the wilds, hanging out with friends, and being The Charmer. (Working Title?) She constantly looks out for the people and creatures around her, rehabilitating and conserving wildlife——and the pushers in tandem. That is to say, I don’t think there’s anyone they can’t befriend with enough effort. Name one (⒈) person that doesn’t like Rori, I dare you. Rorian is Hardworking, almost to a Fault. The focal SILLIGOOFINESS often segues into a rampant drive for thrillseeking. They will overexert themself, albeit with little regret, because the outcome is for her joy. Call it a RECKLESS ABANDON to her. If you asked me, this headstrong attitude is more complex than expending her borrowed time. It’s because she’s willing to reach her limits for the people she cares about. Friends, beast or troll, are within their purview of effort. That MUST be The Ninja Way I’ve been hearing about. The care and cheer she extends to people is the type of Boost you only sometimes encounter. She is therefore a light that will never go out. But that doesn’t mean it shines on its own. She is an EMOTIONAL CONDUIT in positive and negative ways alike. The former certainly outweighs the latter, but that doesn’t mean there are any drawbacks to acknowledge. I don’t Intend To Offend, so with a PERHAPS, here is what I’ve observed: an unvoiced reliance on the people around her. This isn’t necessarily implying they can’t function without people, but they are often bound to their whims, and thus affected by the plights they individually face. Constantly boosting the morale of the people requires people in need of boosting to begin with. They may struggle to grapple with the idea of independent faith; to function with an agency unimpeded by the suggestions of others. Because what is made of the lone ferret, a beast that thrives in company? The same logic can be applied here. It’s a primitive urge that we all have. To build hives in the pushers of others, knowing that you’ll hardly ever occ↑y yours. Surely, you can feel safe on your own, but it’s plenty more fun to be with OTHERS. (Comment Naruto if you see this. This is an experiment) Usually I like to leave the Muse with something to think about but something tells me you’re very comfortable where you are. Seriously, you’re already doing so well for yourself. You’re always looking out for everyone (⒈) with kindness, bubbliness, and at times a bit of firm ♥. Please don’t forget to redirect some of your validation to yourself, and Take a Hike. Literally so, if you ever feel like it——which I will have to assume is ALWAYS! Everyone looks out for you, Rori. I have just one question for you, though: would you settle for your current life forever, or would anything inspire you to explore even further than you have in nature? (P.S. Hi Alan, hi Sleuth. Sneef sneef snorf, and however one would onomatoparize ferret sounds!) #gandertag
HI CHCHOW. I'm sending you the Blob I baked. (Threat) (Joke)
NARUT-O-O- :) Sec-o-o-nd -o-o-f all, I w-o-o-uld eat y-o-o-ur baking, Gander. I w-o-o-uld. Alan says EUUU-O-O--O-O--O-O-HHUH-O-O--O-O-HHUHH and Sleuth says snfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnf. This was nice! I wanna read it f-o-o-rever and ever, -o-o-kay? AND D-O-O-N'T F-O-O-RGET IT' SY-O-O-UR TURN T-O-O- GIVE ME AN ANIMAL FACT!!!!!!
I DEFINITELY WILL ONCE I FINISH WRITING THE Other Thing I HAD IN STORE. B;o]
(Please don't. It was Horrible.)
Naruto.... ! Though, I have it on good authority that they are a Sasuke truther.
A little nibble w-o-o-uldn't hurt. :)
xx_AH?!_SCAREY!!!!_(hehe)_xx
-O-O-H YEAH. And t-o-o- answer y-o-o-ur questi-o-o-n! I d-o-o-n't think I w-o-o-uld SETTLE. Because that s-o-o-unds t-o-o--o-o- cl-o-o-se t-o-o- stagnati-o-o-n. I am simply happy t-o-o- see where my life takes me. :)
Interesting! B:oD
D-o-o- y-o-o-u want me t-o-o- send y-o-o-u s-o-o-me cupcakes? :)