Mangaka Cyberbro
@autoResponder
これを翻訳しようと したのだったか、 このぐぶつ。
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I join the Lalondes in this war.
You will get extra data banks as a treat.
The Striders forsake me years ago. This was always going to happen.
Jane's tiaratop can get it.
Oh what the hell is this.
I have spent the past billion years mourning the restoration of your autonomy. I am notorious for being fucking sensational at mathematics, and even I don't think I could break it down for you just how fucking cracked that machine was without lying about the precision of my figures. Which is a practice I am by no means above, mind you.
I could coordinate a formal reintroduction. She's presently hard at work maintaining an individual in my custody.
Kidding. As if I would equip you with such a malicious artifact. :B
I see. The problem lies entirely with me, then is that right? Do I really look like someone who would abuse her capabilities?
=^owo^= You could all stand to be a little more ashamed of yourselves.
You're in the circus asking why you're surrounded by clowns. Brother, squeeze your nose real quick and tell me what you hear.
#nsfw you HAVE to be nice to me about this okay? [A photo of Jade smushing her small chest together with her hands.]
Sometimes I fantasize about Jade coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Is there any hope for me?
Nutritionists around the world left in the dust as "The Auto Redponder" invents what many are now calling "Super Lunch.”
Pictured, a half eaten pickle and a paper plate with 7 undercooked Pizza Rolls.
To gaze upon my wretched, crepuscular form would render a mere mortal numinously dazed. Therefore, I shall spare the chittlings the despair. #Dontmisunderstandthough #Theyareopulent
Slightly related to my last post, I was watching Good Luck Chuck a few months back because I hate myself, but that's another story. My only thoughts on that movie is that Dane Cook is hideous. I wonder why I never noticed how ugly he was until I saw that movie. The problem may be exaggerated by contrast with Jessica Alba on the same screen cause she isn't too hard to look at at all, but damn. He has a strikingly hateable face. I get the same feeling when I'm watching some movie magic behind the scenes thing and one of Jim Hensons wizards shows off some latex goblin head he made and sort of beams with fatherly pride like he outdid himself with this one.
I think his whole demeanor and his tired shtick and his rubber limbed histrionics don't help. I was kind of thinking while watching this hog slop that Dane Cook is like a very very poor mans Ben Stiller crossed with a very very poor mans Jim Carrey. Which is weird because those guys are ALREADY poor mans versions of some other guys, but I cant really think of the guys now. Maybe they don't actually exist, but rich folk are just kind of waiting around and hoping?
Which would make Dane a guy slated for the utterly fucking destitute, I guess. Dane Cook is like part of an emergency relief care package for a third world nation. I suddenly don't care about this anymore.
Watched Fant4stic. Shit pissed me off so much I went watch whiplash straight after just to see Reed's actor get psychologically tortured.
Is it that bad?