somethin they nevah tell yah about bein the pinnacle of troll evolution is that bein this big makes yah back ache like a mutha fucka.
and not even for the sexy reasons. im just fuckin' huge and that shit hurts mah posture pole.
hey no shammmme in breaking out a cane if you need it, god knowwwws mmmmy lawwwwful ass isn't immmmmmmmune to reaching for one if it's mmmmy posture pole throwwwwing a shitfit