♑︎: "somethin they nevah tell yah about bein the pinnacle of trol…" | chittr

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@manumitMisbegotten[MM]

somethin they nevah tell yah about bein the pinnacle of troll evolution is that bein this big makes yah back ache like a mutha fucka. and not even for the sexy reasons. im just fuckin' huge and that shit hurts mah posture pole.

Kult: +83

Kull: +67

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.24

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@manumitMisbegotten[MM]

i'm already almost breakin thirteen mutha fuckin feet, how the hell can i get any tallah? need tah stop hunchin ovah to talk to the little shits.

↩ @manumitMisbegotten[MM]

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love yourself

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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

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@lawboundInsomniac[LI]

hey no shammmme in breaking out a cane if you need it, god knowwwws mmmmy lawwwwful ass isn't immmmmmmmune to reaching for one if it's mmmmy posture pole throwwwwing a shitfit

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@manumitMisbegotten[MM]

maybe i just need tah start liftin mutha fuckas that wanna talk to me. pick em up and dangle em while we chat. honk honk.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@avianTaurine[AT]

Well 1f you're hunch1ng over all the t1me... Can compress the sp1ne. Maybe you just gotta make everyone else cl1mb some ladders

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@manumitMisbegotten[MM]

nah. gonna pick em up. even the bigger ones. gonna hoist em up and force em to mah level. honk honk.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@twinnedCircus[TC]

(I^BE^MAD^FEELIN^THAT^BRO,^HAVIN^A^BIG^FUCKIN^HEAD^RACK^HURTS^LIKE^SHIT^SOMETIMES^)0:=)

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@avianTaurine[AT]

Damn. Me next.

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@manumitMisbegotten[MM]

you aint finna want that. i got a tendency of mangling bronzebloods. nothin personal, just habit. honk honk! #joking #mostly

#joking #mostly

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@avianTaurine[AT]

1'm st1ll game. Bu1lt a l1l tougher than most

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@manumitMisbegotten[MM]

reckless or brave. we shall see. honk honk.