Jaugin Ceylon
@axiomaticTheomachy
lOwblOOd rIghts ActIvIst, dEfEnsE lEgIlAscErAtOr
VISION SCREENSHOT POSTED: https://fIlEs.cAtbOx.mOE/8mc34w.png I dEfInItElY shOUldn't hAvE OpEnEd thE dOOr. thE OthEr gUY Is wAy wOrsE Off, thOUgh. #trIggErwArnIng_blOOd #gOrE
I dOn't lIkE thE sOUnd Of thAt knOckIng
✦Is this the beginning ϕf a very funny knϕck knϕck jϕke?✦
UnrElAtEd prO tIp: mAkE thE flOOr Of yOUr hIvE thE sAmE cOlOr As yOUr blOOd sO whEn YOU cOmE bAck tO It AftEr An InjUrY, YOU dOn't hAvE tO wOrk sUpEr hArd At clEAnIng It Up And cAn fOcUs On rEcOvErY.
-=[oorr youu lap it up andd you get a snack at the samr time x-)_☺]=-
I'm nOt sAyIng dOnt clEAn It Up, Its jUst thAt yOU dOn't hAvE tO fIght Any stAIns If YOU cAn't sEE thE stAInIng.
fOr thOsE wOrrIEd: I Am fInE And hAvE nOt bEEn lAYIng lOw/hIdIng frOm Any ArmEd fOrcEs.
Read Carefully, Noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
Read Carefully, Your personal notes are of no concern to me. Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
I Am wAy tOO wArm rIght nOw
thIs grEEn pErsOn — lIkE EntIrEly grEEn, nOt blOOd cOlOr As fAr As I cAn tEll — hAs Only IntErActEd wIth mE bY hAtIng mY chIts. tO YOU, I wIll sAy Im flAttErEd YOU fEEl sO strOnglY, bUt I dO nOt dO blAck rOm wIth strAngErs. thAnk yOU.
2eem2 2omeone can"t read,, ii"m not lookiin for quad2,, iit"2 a biit.. but havve fun wwiith your ego..
((Ooc, I've been aware it's a bit. I just figured I'd have Jaugin respond IC to it for a laugh))
dId nOt slEEp wEll
AUTOMATED DATA UPLOAD... ACTIVE DATA SOURCE... DAYTERROR #2984710 DATA FORMAT... DREAMSHOT DISPLAYING DATA... https://fIlEs.cAtbOx.mOE/t3kp5U.png
I thInk thE lUscII thIEvEs shIp Is thE mOst vIAblE fOr thE AvErAgE trOll.. hypOthEtIcAllY spEAkIng
#pass #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
OkAy, sO thE hypOthEtIcAl OptIOns sEEm tO bE thEsE: 1) cOntAct sOmEOnE nAmEd EgbErt 2) pAy A frEElAncE pIlOt tO fly thErE 3) stEAl A shIp frOm thE fOrcEs thAt wOUld stOp AttEmpts tO gO thErE 4) stEAl A shIp frOm lUscII thIEvEs 5) fInd sOmEOnE cApAblE Of tElEpOrtAtIOn
hYpOthEtIcAlly, If A trOll wAntEd tO gEt tO thE mOOn wIthOUt AlErtIng AnYOnE thAt mIght try tO stOp thEm hOw wOUld thEY dO thIs? hypOthEtIcAlly, Of cOUrsE
Hypothetically, I think you ping an Egbert? There's one in particular who I've seen offering to help with extraction missions a lot, but I don't remember which one.
gOOd InpUt, fIlIng AwAy fOr ObvIOUslY nO rEAsOn And nOt bEcAUsE I Am thInkIng Of ActIng On thIs hYpOthEtIcAl At All
https://files.catbox.moe/h3h01e.png ((here's a nie pic of our guy))
((I think I should go ahead and do an OOC post for this guy by now. A few things to note: He is technically blind, and can only see due to his glasses having a camera that is wired into the vision receptors in his thinkpan. He lost his arms during an incident after a session of SGRUB began. Jaugin had been left behind to die in a doomed session that was paused by his time player instead of scratched. His space player moved everyone else to a different reality and left him behind. He found his replacements in an old colleague's hive and had an automated system attach them. He then used what he could of the SGRUB tech to turn an appearifier into a cross-reality warp pad and sent himself to another reality entirely. He has since tried to live a relatively normal life as a lowblood defense legislacerator, but his contempt for the abuse of power fueled by the hemocaste system drove him to be a lowblood rights activist. He mantain
((damn phone. Anyway, CONTINUE HERE: He maintains access to his captchalogue system and strife specibus: these being the venn-desc modus (description-based item calling, but it pulls anything that matches the description) and pizzacutr-kind strife specibus (He uses a giant pizzacutter) ))
hOw thE hEll dO I EvEn gEt thErE
yOU'rE tEllIng mE I thInk It mIght bE A dO Or dIE typE Of sItUAtIOn rIght nOw And I dOnt fEEl lIkE lEttIng AnyOnE dIE tO bE hOnEst
shIt I wAs rIght tO bE wOrrIEd fUckfUckfUckfUckfUck
I hAvE A bAd fEElIng AbOUt A rEcEnt sUddEn chAngE
gOIng tO spEnd A fEw dAys AwAy frOm my wOrk And hIvEstEm tO rElAx
tOdAys cAsEs hAvE bEEn UltImAtEly mUndAnE: A prOpErty dIspUtE, An ImprOpEr wOrkplAcE tErmInAtIOn sUIt, And A dEfAmAtIOn sUIt. All sEttlEd OUtsIdE Of cOUrt.