Jaugin Ceylon
@axiomaticTheomachy
lOwblOOd rIghts ActIvIst, dEfEnsE lEgIlAscErAtOr
cAn sOmEOnE plEAsE tEll mY clIEnts tO clEAn Up bEfOrE thEy cOmE IntO my OffIcE? thE smEll Of lUscII ExcrEmEnt Is nOt sOmEthIng I wAnt OthErs tO dEAl wIth whEn cOmIng In.
crAvIng A flAvOr dIsc... bUt whAt tOppIngs shOUld I gEt?
An IntErEstIng chOIcE, bUt I trY tO stAy AwAY frOm thE OcEAn. I dOnt rEAlly bElOng thErE.
∻I'd let y☢u hang ☢ut ar☢und my neck ☢f the beach t☢ grab a crayfish.∻
AnOthEr trOll In mY hIvEstEm rEcOmmEndEd I gEt On chIttr. sO, hEllO..? I gUEss? Am I dOIng thIs rIght? sOcIAl mEdIA Isn't rEAlly mY fOrtE.
[⚙︎ Hi. I recommend |owering your standards and expectations considerab|y. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ @|so if you didn't know what a human was before, you're about to find out a |ot about them and their anatomy. :V ⚙︎]
I ExpEct vEry lIttlE, As AlwAys, And I hAvE IntErActEd wIth A fEw hUmAns In my tImE. hOwEvEr, I Am nOt ExtrEmEly ExcItEd AbOUt lEArnIng AbOUt thEIr AnAtOmy, If I Am 'cAtchIng yOUr drIft' cOrrEctlY.