Jaugin Ceylon
@axiomaticTheomachy
lOwblOOd rIghts ActIvIst, dEfEnsE lEgIlAscErAtOr
c< ....i sHOuld cave iN aN iMps sKull witH, wait, actually.... dO tHey Have bONes? Has aNyONe dissected aN iMp? >c
UnrElAtEd prO tIp: mAkE thE flOOr Of yOUr hIvE thE sAmE cOlOr As yOUr blOOd sO whEn YOU cOmE bAck tO It AftEr An InjUrY, YOU dOn't hAvE tO wOrk sUpEr hArd At clEAnIng It Up And cAn fOcUs On rEcOvErY.
༻𐫱༺ Bio𝒽azard🌻 ༻𐫱༺
-=[oorr youu lap it up andd you get a snack at the samr time x-)_☺]=-
I'm nOt sAyIng dOnt clEAn It Up, Its jUst thAt yOU dOn't hAvE tO fIght Any stAIns If YOU cAn't sEE thE stAInIng.
fOr thOsE wOrrIEd: I Am fInE And hAvE nOt bEEn lAYIng lOw/hIdIng frOm Any ArmEd fOrcEs.
Read Carefully, Noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
(V)(',,')(V) c℧t th cr℧st off m sandwiches c℧s nothine comes between me n the bread
why.are.half.the.topics.on.this.website.about.sex i.have.personally.probably.never.had.it.because.i.don't.have.a.body.or.memories.past.a.wipe.or.so.ago but.is.it.really.worth.all.this.hype?. #nsfw
sorry.i.was.going.to.post.about.how.i.chose.a.last.name.(based.on.a.human.thing.very.fascinating).but.then.a.different.me.showed.up
∻At w☢rk they call me Big Bac☢n, in the streets they call me Big Sex Haver #nsfw∻
thIs grEEn pErsOn — lIkE EntIrEly grEEn, nOt blOOd cOlOr As fAr As I cAn tEll — hAs Only IntErActEd wIth mE bY hAtIng mY chIts. tO YOU, I wIll sAy Im flAttErEd YOU fEEl sO strOnglY, bUt I dO nOt dO blAck rOm wIth strAngErs. thAnk yOU.
tappiin our biio..
((Ooc, I've been aware it's a bit. I just figured I'd have Jaugin respond IC to it for a laugh))
the concept of missing someone is actually a psychic trick employed by your thinkpan in order to fool you into making poor decisions
I knOw cOpE whEn I sEE It. gAmE rEspEcts gAmE, thOUgh
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Heh so um… someth!ng changed :3 ꠹
I thInk thE lUscII thIEvEs shIp Is thE mOst vIAblE fOr thE AvErAgE trOll.. hypOthEtIcAllY spEAkIng
#pass #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
i.need.to.update.this.profile my.friend.bee.has.assisted.me.in.finding.the.first.part.of.my.name,.zem,.but.i.want.to.decide.on.the.rest perhaps.zemmie,.zemdon,.zemara,.zemtar?. this.should.at.least.distract.me.from.the.torture
hYpOthEtIcAlly, If A trOll wAntEd tO gEt tO thE mOOn wIthOUt AlErtIng AnYOnE thAt mIght try tO stOp thEm hOw wOUld thEY dO thIs? hypOthEtIcAlly, Of cOUrsE
Hypothetically, I think you ping an Egbert? There's one in particular who I've seen offering to help with extraction missions a lot, but I don't remember which one.
gOOd InpUt, fIlIng AwAy fOr ObvIOUslY nO rEAsOn And nOt bEcAUsE I Am thInkIng Of ActIng On thIs hYpOthEtIcAl At All
((I think I should go ahead and do an OOC post for this guy by now. A few things to note: He is technically blind, and can only see due to his glasses having a camera that is wired into the vision receptors in his thinkpan. He lost his arms during an incident after a session of SGRUB began. Jaugin had been left behind to die in a doomed session that was paused by his time player instead of scratched. His space player moved everyone else to a different reality and left him behind. He found his replacements in an old colleague's hive and had an automated system attach them. He then used what he could of the SGRUB tech to turn an appearifier into a cross-reality warp pad and sent himself to another reality entirely. He has since tried to live a relatively normal life as a lowblood defense legislacerator, but his contempt for the abuse of power fueled by the hemocaste system drove him to be a lowblood rights activist. He mantain
((damn phone. Anyway, CONTINUE HERE: He maintains access to his captchalogue system and strife specibus: these being the venn-desc modus (description-based item calling, but it pulls anything that matches the description) and pizzacutr-kind strife specibus (He uses a giant pizzacutter) ))
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yOU'rE tEllIng mE I thInk It mIght bE A dO Or dIE typE Of sItUAtIOn rIght nOw And I dOnt fEEl lIkE lEttIng AnyOnE dIE tO bE hOnEst
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I wOUld sAy It lOOks prOfEssIOnAl EnOUgh. lOOks gOOd, EvEn.
YOUrE fInE. I wAs jUst lEttIng yOU knOw thAt my cOmplImEnt wAs frEElY gIvEn, And nOt rEqUIrIng yOUr thAnks. yOU lOOk gOOd, And sO I sAId sO. Its A fAct, sO yOU shOUldnt fEEl cOmpEllEd tO thAnk mE Is All.
ssoorryy , tthhaammkk yyoouu , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]