Brian
@badLuck
SUFFERS ETERNALLY SHARES IT WITH EVERYONE
CONSUMES ALL SUFFERING IN THE WORLD, DOOMING HIMSELF TO AN ETERNAL LIFE OF THE UTMOST PAIN SO THAT EVERYONE ELSE MAY LIVE A BEAUTIFUL LIFE THE WORLD CREATES MORE SUFFERING REGARDLESS, SPRINGING FORTH LIKE WATER RETURNING TO A WELL
CLIMBS A SINGLE FLIGHT OF STAIRS FAINTS, TUMBLING BACK TO THE BOTTOM AND GAINING A HEAD WOUND. WHEN 911 ARRIVES, HE MUST CLIMB THE STAIRS AGAIN TO GET TO THE AMBULANCE, BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE BASEMENT. HE FALLS ONCE MORE, TAKING BOTH PARAMEDICS WITH HIM, KILLING THEM ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY BY TUMBLING TOO FAR AND CAREENING INTO THE SECRET HIDDEN SPIKE TRAP BELOW
THEY LOVE HIM, AND YET THEY STILL WILL NOT CHANGE FOR HIM. PERHAPS THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN BEING SIMPLY, CLEARLY HATED
SUFFERS FROM IMMENSE AND BODY-FRYING STRESS ALL HIS LIFE
♡ HAHA YEZ ALL OF THE NOISEZ that people should BE MAKING!!! ♡
GOES OUTSIDE TO SMELL THE FLOWERS IT HAS SEEN HIM. HE HAS NOT SEEN IT.
SHAKES STICK AT GOD IS STRUCK DOWN IMMEDIATELY, LEAVING NOTHING BUT A BLACK STAIN ON THE CARPET
Aaahahaha!! Oh brother, that is #relatable as all hell! Haahahahaha!
GETS VISIONS FROM AN ANGRY GOD GOES ABOUT HIS DAY REGARDLESS, BECAUSE SOMEONE STILL HAS TO WATER THE FLOWERS
IT’S ALL THE SAME OH, GOD, IT’S ALL THE SAME
Hello! Good to see a fan, hahah. Say, you should make your next post about me and my inventions! Something fun.
SEES A BUG GETS TAKEN AWAY BY THE EVIL GRABBER, WITH THE BUG AS HIS ONLY SILENT WITNESS