← @citrineTectrix

see if i had to choose where i get to bleed out and die at i cant even choose a serene snowy field because the people who investigate my body are gonna take one look at my blood pooling in the snow and think i or whoever stabbed me pissed #gore #blood #piss

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11 0nce g0t bl00d 0n my sh0rts and 11t l00ked l11ke a p11ssed myself

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@barackObama[BO]

Might I suggest drinking a large quantity of fuchsia or magenta due to successfully live out your Fargo fantasies?

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thanks obama but i understand maybe 30% of what this means and the portion i do understand is so baffling that i think i reopened my stab wound with the straight up conniption it caused

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no one other than our unique selves will ever understand the pain

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@barackObama[BO]

I apologize, my dear constituent. According to color theory, adding fuchsia to orange blood deepens the color to a deep red. I If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses. For the remainder of understanding, I recommend you watch Fargo. It is quite enjoyable.

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@barackObama[BO]

Never copy paste. Noted. I see I had a stroke, but I trust my message was somehow still delivered.

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thank you big man ill be sure to keep this in mind and use it frequently to my benefit and also ill check that out yeah

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It is quite enjoyable. You are describing a quite famous and thought-provoking scene from it.