see if i had to choose where i get to bleed out and die at i cant even choose a serene snowy field because the people who investigate my body are gonna take one look at my blood pooling in the snow and think i or whoever stabbed me pissed #gore #blood #piss
11 0nce g0t bl00d 0n my sh0rts and 11t l00ked l11ke a p11ssed myself

Might I suggest drinking a large quantity of fuchsia or magenta due to successfully live out your Fargo fantasies?
thanks obama but i understand maybe 30% of what this means and the portion i do understand is so baffling that i think i reopened my stab wound with the straight up conniption it caused

I apologize, my dear constituent. According to color theory, adding fuchsia to orange blood deepens the color to a deep red. I If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses. For the remainder of understanding, I recommend you watch Fargo. It is quite enjoyable.

Never copy paste. Noted. I see I had a stroke, but I trust my message was somehow still delivered.
thank you big man ill be sure to keep this in mind and use it frequently to my benefit and also ill check that out yeah

It is quite enjoyable. You are describing a quite famous and thought-provoking scene from it.
