sitting on the couch next to bro while he argues with some guy about jacking off i think? i dont know he keeps telling me about it but the tv is so loud i keep zoning out its nice though
??? with jacking off???
hell yeah. cant leave a man hanging.

Weirdly enough he's actually telling the truth.
oh my god i didnt need to know that holy shit

My bad.

I AM THE ONE. WHO NEEDS YOUR HELP. AND AS MANY PEOPLES HELP. IN JACKING OFF.
i get that striders are the sexiest guys around BUT I AM NOT HELPING YOU JACK OFF NOT FOR FREE AT LEAST

WHAT? ALL YOU NEED TO DO. IS LITERALLY JUST PRESS THE BUTTONS. UNDERNEATH MY REPLY CHITS. PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME. YOU ASSUME THAT WHEN I SAY. "TO JACK OFF". I MEAN SOMETHING OF HORRIFIC IMMATURE INCLINATION.
WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN BRO YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY "LORD JACK" IT SEEMS LIKE JACKING OFF IS ALL YOU DO IM SO UPSET

SIGH. I AM LORD JACK. A VARIATION OF JACK NOIR, FUSED WITH THE POWER AND CONCIOUS OF LORD ENGLISH. I AM CLEARLY, CERTAINLY, UNDOUBTEDLY THE SINGLE BEST JACK THERE IS TO BE FOUND ON THIS SITE. TO DO THIS. I NEED TO SHOW MY DOMINANCE IN COMPARISON TO EVERY OTHER JACK FOUND ON THE SITE. THEREFORE. I MUST JACK OFF. TO "RATIO" ALL THE PATHETIC FOOLS INTO DUST. SO I NEED YOUR HELP. YOUR HELP IN JACKING OFF. LIKE ANY AND ALL REPLIES OF MINE. UNDERNEATH OTHER JACK NOIR CHITS. THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL I BE ABLE TO FINALLY JACK OFF.