
Boys we got another one.
I keep up to date on politics. Sue me.

Then I would like to deeply apologize for what you're about to see.

7ike F7ie$ On Honey
Listen, Barak. T-B. Brobama. I get it. If I were you, I'd want a piece of this action too. I can't begrudge you a cup of Dirk in the morning.

I would insert the "Does he know?" image, but as you are a Dirk Strider variant, I believe it's safe to assume you do. However, with the utmost respect, hard pass.
Again, feeling's mutual. Gray stuff just doesn't do it for me, and the buckets are a pain in the ass. Go get my alt - he's the only one of us with low enough standards to settle for you. Appreciate him, because you're lucky to have him.

I'm fully aware, but the reminder is always appreciated.

mr_._trollbama_sir_,_you_are_like_purrbeastnip_to_these_guys_,_you're_gonna_be_fighting_them_off_with_a_stick_pretty_soon_i_think_.

