yknow not a lotta folks talk about the hardest part of being a young man in this day and age and it aint shit like the "male loneliness epidemic" or "talking to girls" or "people expecting you to hold the door open because youre such a nice young man" its feeding yourself and im not gonna hear otherwise aight #starving
I could *really* go for a sausage roll or two right now but I do not have the energy to acquire one. This will be the death of me.
Could ye get me some hoofbeast?
holy shit mr obama. its an honor i am shaking in my little boy booties right now from being so awestruck by your hope-inspiring presence anyway i could reeeaaaally go for a cheeseburger with a large fry and a gallon sweet tea from texas roadhouse
I could send you a selection of low-effort meal ideas, direct from the upcoming Betty Crocker's Bachelor Chow, Third Edition. All gratis.
they REALLY should invent a "getting food" that you can accomplish without needing to do one quadrillion little sub-tasks.
thats what im saying like im too adhd for this world and the next world and the world i came from and all the other worlds i coulda been from across the VAST REACHES of spacetime dawg
ah fuck it that might come in handy. sure ill bite
... Sure. I can have that sent to you momentarily. Please give it some time to arrive.
obama care... :')
Of course I care.