
i was going to suggest a requirement to be a member of the felt was to be hot then i remembered like most of the leprechauns and realize that, like, no

Fortunately this is a requirement to be a member of the Trollbama Cabinet!

???? Then why is Bro there?

...is that why you still haven't gotten back to me on joinin'? That... that kinda hurts, damn...

If you were going to try to bait, I would at least suggest trying not to state the most attractive Cabinet member.

If that were the only requirement, you would have been accepted. We are currently not hiring those with Felt affiliations at this time.
so i'M in

The fact you fuck humies is disgusting. Their external bits and pepperoni tits are the most unappealing things ever offered.

Oh. Aight.

Lol.