
LIFE IS TOO SHORT. RAGEBAIT THAT STRIDER

Have you considered the possibility that we simply cannot be ragebaited? We've honed the fine art of it ever since toddlerhood, forming strawmen out of our saliva-slick hands and ad hominen attacks with wordless babbles. How could the master of the blade be beaten by a novice with a knife?

I’m gayer than you.

OH HOW THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

I'm voting for you in the future.

Many people are. I don't actually vibe with the label all that much. I mean, I guess it's technically true, and it's not like I have an issue when it's used by other people, but it's not really something I associate with myself. I just like dudes. That's about it.

Oh goddammit.

<3.

Fair but rude.

I’m glad you can acknowledge it.

I am glad I'm a harder man to rage-bait, but you do have to tell me some significant bullshit to get me to start tweakin