[this user is currently being hunted down by the government]
WELL. THEY ARE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB. WHY THE FuCK. WOuLD YOu AFFORD SOMEONE ADVANCED WARNING. THIS IS THE EQuIVALENT OF A HuNTER. SNEAKING uP ON A WILD CARIBOu. AND THEN WAVING THEIR ARMS ABOVE THEIR HEAD. PROJECTILE SHITTING A PRONOuNCED FART. AND SCREAMING. I AM GOING TO EAT YOu. OOGLY MOOGLY. OuT OF MY WAY. LIKE. OF COuRSE. THIS BITCH IS GOING TO FLEE. TAIL BETWEEN LEGS. INCOMPETENT ASS LEADERS. I HATE IT.
Well yeah, we're not gonna try that hard. That's Jack's kid.
EXCuSES. IT TAKES MORE EFFORT THAN NO EFFORT. TO TELL A PERSON AN ACTIVE MANHuNT. DOGHuNT? PuPPYHuNT? HOuNDHuNT. SOuNDS COOLEST. THAT AN ACTIVE HOuNDHuNT. IS OuT. AND THEY ARE SEEKING COOPERATION. WITH THE AuTHORITIES. IN APPREHENDING. THE FOuR PAWED uNPRINCIPLED PERSONAGE.
As a favor to Jack, I am doing my best to actually fail to apprehend her. So we are actually not seeking that much cooperation at the moment.
????? Huh????????
honestly not really sure
I mean Shes not really my kid so ???
OH.