
Real talk. When are we going to invent Global Cooling? I’ve had enough of Global Warming. It is already warm enough. Stop it.

OH THANK THE ACTUAL STARS i was starting to actually tremble with horror thats such a relief

Now we’re talking.

My hero.

PEACE doesn’t fuck with the Empress. Just like, as a governing body. You’re good.

No, no. Despite being hot, really big volcano events are actually global cooling. The sun gets blocked out so the planet stops being heated by it for a few centuries while the ash settles.

I don’t think you’re right but I don’t know enough about the concept of global warming to disagree with you. Carry on.

Global warming is when the sun gives us too much heat, right? Greenhouse gases trap some more of the heat and prevent it from escaping. Really big volcano ash does the opposite and prevents it from entering.
Put 1000 fans everywhere

Interesting. I always assumed the ash would act as an insulator.

It does, but in the way that it insulates us against the heat coming in. The planet doesn't heat itself up, it just retains heat from the sun. And having that very insulating ash means no heat is reaching the planet.