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DºnT ShuSh mE yA hALf ºF A kNeE

i. Uh. FuCk mAn tHiS GeTtInG Me aLl. LiKe fLuStErEd, AnD ShIt. I'M TrYnA LiKe, DaMnIt mAn. ThIs iS. fUcKiNg. I HaVeN'T BeEn iN My qUaDrAnTs fOr a mOtHaFuCkIn' WhIlE, fUcK.

sHiT MaN. I DoN'T. I DoN'T KnOw hOw tHiS Is mAkIn' Me fEeL.

Anywho, daddy Serket is 8ack. Calm your excitement down, 8a8ygirl/8oy. ::::)

THAT. IS A CURIOUS TOY.

I’m literally him! I’m the guy they call when they want a whole 8loodline erased. I’ve 8een stacking 8odies since well 8efore the game, and I’m just getting warmed up! I'll turn your entire town into a mega-Walmart then 8urn it to the ground, do not fuck with me.
you shouldnt

HONK. HONK.

