Bhodur Yankee
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I have looked at the online reviews of the (esteemed) Baroness Hotel and would like to set the record straight on some of the falsehoods spread there. There is no corridor with a floor that falls away into the void; the construction of the building itself is impeccable and there are no faults to be found within. If there was a corridor leading to a terrible fate in the void, there would be no chance for the average guest to wander into it and, in fact, the people complaining about it (to the point that they're leaving poor reviews of one of the finest, most respected hotels) would probably deserve it if they happened to end up there. Please, do come stay at the Baroness; luxury is a mere reservation away.
The ODDS of this hotel being fucking awesome... [THE ODDS: 5:2]
Hello all. If you're looking : gamble away your life's savings, look no further. Bhodur Yankee. Ace bookie. I'll get you ODDS and BETS on things you didn't even know were possible. Hoofbeast races? Fights? The weather :morrow? I will make you a trillionaire, if you have the posture pole for it, that is. The ODDS of you betting? Well... [THE ODDS: 1 : 0]
INTERE$TED. YOU GOT A CA$INO YOU WORK OUT OF, OR I$ THI$ ALL UNDER THE TABLE?
I operate on my own, typically, but have a number of high-profile and well-respected casinos which I am affiliated with. If you're looking for something above board, I can do it. And, of course... I can do the inverse, :. The ODDS of you winning big... [THE ODDS: 7:1]
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Good. Very good. Please let your sibling know that gambling is a sure-fire way : increase your net worth, considering you make the correct bet. Coerce them : do it also, maybe. [THE ODDS CHANGE: 8:1]
OKAY, $O THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. BUT IT'$ NOT LIKE I FUCKING LI$TEN TO THEM ANYWAY. #$EEYA$OON
Hm. Not everyone has it in them : be a big winner. [THE ODDS REMAIN: 8:1]
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Just trying : bring a bit of stability : your life. No need : be so hostile. The ODDS of you being a fucking asshole : me after this... [THE ODDS: 2:1]
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FIRE IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF TINY KNIVES DONT LET MASS MEDIA CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE. THATS WHY IT HURTS TO TOUCH
An interesting little idea. Let's take a dive. Tiny knives? Yet, they leave no scratch marks? No cuts? Funny. The ODDS of that being true... [THE ODDS: 1:1000000]
The thing that melds skin :gether, you mean? Not cutting it? Or, outright burns it off? Note that word. Burn. Which is what fire does. Not cut. The ODDS of you being an idiot... [THE ODDS: 99:1]