Spades "Bête" Slick
@beteNoire
[[ OOC: Very big AU of Spades Slick! He's died a lot, came back a lot, been a dog, been a dead dog, revived now as a 'human' in Midnight City and reclaiming his ringmaster role in organized crime. ]]
Spades live reaction episode one: he makes himself mad for no reason (not canon to how he looks i still need to make a proper design) https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5862.jpeg
not a moment of peace https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/Screenshot_20260512-192056.Chrome.png
Oh dear, I suppose my talents as a mediator are required.
they should start callin you dr meat shield fer how much you step yerself in the crossfire
if you get the last word in that means you win
i always carefully check the b0dy and pulse for a minute bef0re dusting myself off and delivering a shitty 0ne-liner two n0body f0r this reason.
i am thirty 0r forty human years 0ld and will still be taking this ty.
Quadrants aren't enough I need to explode him with my mind.
HOLY SHIT GET THERAPY
Honestly, hilarious for a Karkat variant to be saying this. But I'm good, he's just really hot. I'm sure you of all people can understand.
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I RETRACT MY STATEMENT AND I DID GET THERAPY SO HA
tell him hes handsome or else https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/cc6a0de4d0f8b989f82879c18237beb6.jpg
So dignified.
>:] Y4Y!
the handsomest little guy in existence even if he does eat up the furniture when the base is empty
He is absolutely adorable! What a handsome young man! :) Will he give us a big smile?
i got a picture of him showing off his chompers somewhere but ill save that fer another day
last time i checked ive never eaten a couch or anythin but god knows what i did as a dog fuck
An admirable beast of its own kind.
how do you post pictures i need to show off my dog
US3 1M4G3CH3ST TO HOST YOUR 1M4G3S, 1T'S WORKS B3TT3R FOR P3OPL3 WHO C4N'T S33 1MGUR.
OH OK4Y! TH4T WORKS TOO!
you drive your vehicle through a wall one time and suddenly you duhnno how to park normal and theres sand stuck in the carapace of your soul that you will never be able to scrub clean
im just gunna say this so i dont accidentally jinx it so im not gunna say what would be jinxed but consider this me saying what i want to say by not saying what i was going to
ah shit here we go again
i mean you can be a danger to yourself so i guess youre sorta dangerous if you wanna call it that pffft
YOU'RE NOT BUT IT'S MEAN. This is worse than the really drunk and stupid slick I was talking to the other month, You actually know how to needle my ribs -_-
lemme guess he decided to be publicly intoxicated and couldnt hold his weight what a fuckin chump
He was nearly always drunk off his ass and he was constantly pulling really really stupid crimes with little class or thought behind them. I coerced him into buying me drinks once, I took a selfie with him but that's really far behind on my profile so i dont expect you to find it
ah yeah so the embodiment of being a chump there is class in crime its called organized crime fer a fuckin reason and if he aint got that respect for it then i dont think he deserves to be called spades come up with a new stupid name for that freak like uh stupid savant or some shit to be fair i aint surprised that you could coerce him to buying you drinks if he is doing dumb petty shit
All it really took was playing the Sweet Dame card. and you already know my deck's stacked to the brim with those. You hit a man like that with the lightest of flirting and he topples over like styrofoam in a thunderstorm. I would say I miss having a guy so easily twisted around fingers, but honestly? I'm glad he's quieted down. Maybe he drank himself into a hospital and he's in forced rehab.
uh huh at the very least im glad you found one you can be a nuisance to without gearing up for a jab or too hell you may even be lucky enough for him to consider you less felt than you are im just glad i dont gotta compete with such a sucker like that already know im above him in that pecking order ./
There's absolutely positively no competition. That one was sooo... I don't even KNOW what else to say about that one. Droog also had to deal with him. The one Droog that I think said "I'm a woman until further notice" and I haven't seen further notice so I think She's still using She/Her. that one. If you see a droog posting "Diamonds Droog" that's probably her.