Spades "Bête" Slick
@beteNoire
[[ OOC: Very big AU of Spades Slick! He's died a lot, came back a lot, been a dog, been a dead dog, revived now as a 'human' in Midnight City and reclaiming his ringmaster role in organized crime. ]]
no hate for the troll quadrant reacts but I do wish there was a big ol "❔" react button to push on some of your guyses posts
i hate to say it but i agree sometimes i see a post and my head fills with that cartoonish confused trombone sound
not a moment of peace https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/Screenshot_20260512-192056.Chrome.png
Oh dear, I suppose my talents as a mediator are required.
they should start callin you dr meat shield fer how much you step yerself in the crossfire
if you get the last word in that means you win
i always carefully check the b0dy and pulse for a minute bef0re dusting myself off and delivering a shitty 0ne-liner two n0body f0r this reason.
i am thirty 0r forty human years 0ld and will still be taking this ty.
I’m quite pleased with how things have been going.
have you considered not having a shit eating tone in everything you say
It would be possible, but where would the charm be in that?
if you wanna consider yourself charming be my fuckin guest but ive seen more charm in a desert pest than a single syllable coming out of your not mouth
That is hardly a meaningful sentiment from a man as classless as yourself, Slick.
oh you wound me ive been struck right where it hurts doc i duhnno how i will ever recover my crops are drying up and my water is poisoned seriously though i have class just not for your ilk
find my pages
"Me, I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone; never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am." -Superman to Darkseid
tell him hes handsome or else https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/cc6a0de4d0f8b989f82879c18237beb6.jpg
4WWW! WH4T 4 H4NDSOM3 L4D! G1V3 H1M 4 L1L BOOP FOR M3.
the handsomest little guy in existence even if he does eat up the furniture when the base is empty
He is absolutely adorable! What a handsome young man! :) Will he give us a big smile?
i got a picture of him showing off his chompers somewhere but ill save that fer another day
last time i checked ive never eaten a couch or anythin but god knows what i did as a dog fuck
how do you post pictures i need to show off my dog
US3 1M4G3CH3ST TO HOST YOUR 1M4G3S, 1T'S WORKS B3TT3R FOR P3OPL3 WHO C4N'T S33 1MGUR.
i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her
??? Dare I ask.
ah shit here we go again
i mean you can be a danger to yourself so i guess youre sorta dangerous if you wanna call it that pffft
YOU'RE NOT BUT IT'S MEAN. This is worse than the really drunk and stupid slick I was talking to the other month, You actually know how to needle my ribs -_-
lemme guess he decided to be publicly intoxicated and couldnt hold his weight what a fuckin chump
He was nearly always drunk off his ass and he was constantly pulling really really stupid crimes with little class or thought behind them. I coerced him into buying me drinks once, I took a selfie with him but that's really far behind on my profile so i dont expect you to find it
ah yeah so the embodiment of being a chump there is class in crime its called organized crime fer a fuckin reason and if he aint got that respect for it then i dont think he deserves to be called spades come up with a new stupid name for that freak like uh stupid savant or some shit to be fair i aint surprised that you could coerce him to buying you drinks if he is doing dumb petty shit
All it really took was playing the Sweet Dame card. and you already know my deck's stacked to the brim with those. You hit a man like that with the lightest of flirting and he topples over like styrofoam in a thunderstorm. I would say I miss having a guy so easily twisted around fingers, but honestly? I'm glad he's quieted down. Maybe he drank himself into a hospital and he's in forced rehab.
uh huh at the very least im glad you found one you can be a nuisance to without gearing up for a jab or too hell you may even be lucky enough for him to consider you less felt than you are im just glad i dont gotta compete with such a sucker like that already know im above him in that pecking order ./