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OOPSIE-DAISY, YES YES, T)(E S)(INY ONES 8ITE T)(E PURSE, )(E)(E... I SAW T)(E PRICE-TAGS DANCING IN T)(E DARK, SO I'LL TIPTOE AROUND T)(EM, T)(EY'RE NOT FOR MY LITTLE FINGERS!
oi was about to say thats ridiculous but then oi checked a takeaurt carton and found dubiously aged unlabelled cultiveition pills
(≧▽≦): I Am Canceling My Tφur, I Am Already Φn My Way Sφ Yφu Just Stay T)(ere Sug And I'll Be At Yφur )(ive In Like, An )(φur.
@glitterTrident darl, please dont cancel your tour for me oi am foine, please have a good toime
SHES LICHERALLY THE BIGGEST ROCKER IN THE GALAXY EN OI CANT REMEMBER SHIT IM LOSIN IT BERGET
YOURE LAST NAME IS BEAURO???
everytoime oi look away from moi name i forget my surname who am oi??!??!?!
darl is always on tour saur when shes back oi troi to offer take her aurt somewhere noice en fancy oi dont care haurw broke oi am, shes gettin some proper doining! hibachi where they fuckin cook that shit in front of you, jugglin them prawns en make a train aurt of the onion
that talentless guy just hated moi chitt about babe on a date? he fuckin mad as a cut snake
OF COURSE T)(E EC)(OES IN MY )(OLLOW 8RAIN CASE DOES! YOU, DEAR PUPPET OF T)(E MOON'S FICKLE STRING, )(OLD T)(E SIMPLEST DANCE—A SINGLE STEP IN A MAZE OF MIRRORS. YOU SEE 8UT A S)(ADOW OF MY FRACTURED SYMP)(ONY. YOU 8EAST OF WEARY 8URDENS, TRODDEN 8Y T)(E CORVEN8EAST'S W)(ISPERS.
Uhhh, nuh uh!!!!
Not efen the tiiniiest of beggiing wiill do anythiing? There go my next handvul ov breaks.... ::‹
She iis notably not pleased about heariing what happened to the book. IIv someone has experiience iin thiis do let me know iiv beggiing on achiing hands and knees iis stiill a actiife practiice that's used nowaniights #suggestiive just iin case
Nothiing, nada, ziilch. Books may hafe to be returned at a later date than usual
favorite-condiment? ♥:-ketchup ♠:-mustard ♦:-mayonaise ♣:-hot-sauce