Rakkit Rallie
@bigBooms
The RADDEST trollerderbiest this side of the planet. You bitches wish you were as cool as me. Part time military official. || PFP: sweetmochiprince on tumblr||
I am abzolutely not clownbait. They would hate to zee the way I'm moving around olivez. <｀^´> #zuggeztive
Man, shut the fuck up.
|| NEED TO CHECK IF I GET WORK OFF CUZ OF THE HOLIDAY THIS FRIDAY | @BIGBOOMS DO WE GET WORK OFF? | OVER ||
|| I ||| NOTICED | MY BIKE IS LOW ON GAS GIVE ME LIKE 30 | SORRY BOSS | OVER ||
|| @BIGBOOMS | WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS REPORT | OVER ||
Look harder.
|| I LOOKED ON MY DESK | UNDER MY DESK | *IN* MY DESK | WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK HARDER?????? | OVER ||
You're just missing it. Did you check under your chair? Maybe you brought it hive by accident and missed it.
|| I SWEAR TO GOD RAKKIT | ALL MY PAPERWORK I BROUGHT BACK WAS FINISHED AND SUBMITTED | IM CALLING MY SQUADMATES TO SEE IF ANY OF THEM TOOK IT | OVER ||
Of course it does! Why would I give you a report that doesn't exist, stupid.
|| BECAUSE I ALWAYS DO MY REPORTS | AND THIS REPORT ONLY APPEARED AFTER YOU STARTED HATING ALL MY POSTS ABOUT GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE | AND APPARENTLY YOUVE BEEN DMING THE GIRL I WENT OUT WITH??? | WHATS UP WITH THAT | OVER ||
I never did that, what the fuck. You're actually crazy. Why would I do that?
|| BOSS HATED ALL MY PREVIOUS CHITTS | #WATDATMEAN | OVER ||
It means you're too busy fucking around. Do your job.
Bullshit, you've always got something to do. Like those reports I asked for last week.
I'm talking about the other ones that you completely missed and didn't see and didn't do.
|| WHAT DO YOU MEAN | WHERE DID YOU PUT THOSE? | I TURNED IN ALL THE ONES YOU SENT ME | OVER ||
|| WELL | YEAH | I’VE BEEN OUT OF OFFICE SINCE IT’S MY NIGHT OFF | OVER ||
Well, it was a report from last week. You had the whole week to look at it. But you missed it. Duh.
|| WONDERING IF I SHOULD DO THE REASONABLE THING AND | IDK | SAVE MY MONEY OR SOME SHIT | OR BUY A BUNCH OF REALLY NICE CIGARS | OVER ||
|| GOD DAMN | DID YOU HAVE THAT MUCH ALREADY OR WAS THAT THEATER JUST LOADED? | OVER ||
(• - •) No. Someone send me caegars to my Troll Cashapp last night after I asked for help. ⚘
|| OH | UH | DAMN | THAT'S PRETTY FUCKIN SICK | I'M ALMOST JEALOUS | OVER ||
|| MAYBE BUT I THINK RAKKIT WOULD GET MAD AND THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED | OVER ||
|| OH ||| UH | THANK YOU? | I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO DO THAT HONESTLY | OVER ||