This seems like a convenient time to mention that I am the legal owner of Felt Manor. It simplifies matters of inheritance.
Since before it was built, 1.
oh! does that include the furniture? just curious.
Why?
Begging your finest, most vintage, delectable pardon?
Doctor, do you find it worth your time to personally pay property taxes? To meet with city council? It was simply more convenient this way.
Personally? No. This is precisely why I have minions that can do that in my name.
no reason! might mean im more careful about scuffing things if i wind up visiting by mistake.
The piece of paper with my name on it hardly matters, Scratch.
Gross, a simp.
Don'7 fucking call me 7ha7.