All the Noir’s and Slicks and what not I’ve seen so far on this site, from least annoying to most. 1. @sanguineSaevitas 2. @sinisterScoundrel 3. @walkstabwalK 4. @lordJack Here’s to hoping I don’t have to update this with any new ones.

... ...WHAT?

YEAH. BUT WHY. WHY FOR MANY DIFFERENT REASONS. BUT LIKE. ESPECIALLY THE PURPOSE OF THIS LIST TO BEGIN WITH. YOU CLEARLY HATE ALL OF US. WHY GO THROUGH THIS TRIAL. OF PROPPING OTHERS UP TO PUT DOWN OTHERS. AND ALL THOSE OTHERS. BEING JACK FUCKING NOIRS.
Because it’s good to keep track of which of you makes me want to commit more violence than usual. And I was bored, honestly.

HM. YEAH ALRIGHT THAT TRACKS. WOULD DO THE SAME IF THERE WAS A BUNCH OF YOU HERE TOO, TO BE FAIR.

i gotta step up my game.

there is.
Oh, joy. You telling him that is certainly going to help push you down if that’s what you’re aiming for.

good.
