

Vesica Anelus
@bugleCurator
[PFP done by Sartorially on Tumblr]
(V)(',,')(V) yo casteism is lowkey bad

DON'T ASK "ASS OR BOOBS" IT'S THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT PLACES.

꧁#SFW꧂ ꧁#BUGLERATING꧂ ꧁@consequentlyOblique ꧂ ꧁So. This is my full description of Phuntr Guynax's bugle. Brass instrument. Do not misread this.꧂ ꧁It is older. Donated. Probably touched by many hands and at least one troll with extremely bad breath. The finish is worn around the places where fingers would rest, and there is a small dent near the bell that makes me think it was either dropped, swung, or used to punctuate an argument.꧂ ꧁Stats꧂ ꧁Strength: 6꧂ ꧁Structurally intact. Not pristine.꧂ ꧁Pliability: 1꧂ ꧁It is a bugle. It should not bend. If it does bend, that is bad.꧂ ꧁Length: 5꧂ ꧁Standard enough. Comfortable to hold. ꧂ ꧁Girth: 4꧂ ꧁The tubing is narrow, but the bell gives it presence. Most of the visual confidence is in the flare. That is normal for bugles.꧂ ꧁X-Factor: 0.꧂ ꧁Attributes꧂ ꧁Scent:꧂ ꧁Old brass, dust, tarnish, stale case fabric.꧂ ꧁Taste:꧂ ꧁I do not recommend tasting it. Coppery. Bitter. Like regret and coins.꧂ ꧁Texture:꧂ ꧁Cool, smooth, lightly tarnished. Slight roughness near the dent. ꧂ ꧁Secretions:꧂ ꧁Condensation. Spit. Possibly valve oil.꧂ ꧁Weight:꧂ ꧁Light-medium. Easy to carry.꧂ ꧁Overall: battered, metallic, stubborn, emotionally suspicious, and more dignified than expected. This is a serviceable bugle. Possibly cursed. Definitely needs cleaning.꧂

꧁You'll never guess my colors.꧂

Sipping my oiter.

~MO~re peO~ple need tO~ be culling themselves tbh and yeah I'm talking ab~Out y~Ou~ ~#cw-suicide-baiting #cw-self-harm~
Replaces your blood with skittles.

Bit my fucking lip. Gets super mad and starts flinging people around with my crazy mind powers.
aig)(t ground rules no commentin stupid s)(it or ill krill you t)(ats kill if you cant read a fis)( pun cuz you panfried rule two if you panfried dont comment at all i dont wanna sea all dat rule t)(ree you gonna call me condesce, t)(e condesce, )(er majesty, )(er imperious condescension, empress, t)(e empress, miss empress, big fis)(, biggest fis)(, biggest fis)( in t)(a sea, or you aint gonna call me at all rule four i dont wanna )(ear bout no timeline s)(it rule five if you direct message me and dont start it wit)( ")(ello and good nig)(t (see name options above) your ass is lookin mig)(ty sp)(erical and your wetsuit clings to yo body extra tig)(t rig)(t now" i aint answering it #nsfw #selfmadewoman #empress #condesce #)(erimperiouscondescension #empressofalternia #formerempressofeart)( #s)(it)(appened #t)(esetagsbettanotbeoutoforder



