Vesica Anelus
@bugleCurator
[PFP done by Sartorially on Tumblr]
꧁Finally. Got a weapon! ꧂ ꧁Or... A few weapon cards.꧂ ꧁ClubKind, NeedleKind, and ChainKind are the categories.꧂ ꧁But that just gave me three more chains.꧂ ꧁Three more decks.꧂ ꧁More things to balance.꧂
꧁#SFW꧂ ꧁#BUGLERATING꧂ ꧁@consequentlyOblique ꧂ ꧁So. This is my full description of Phuntr Guynax's bugle. Brass instrument. Do not misread this.꧂ ꧁It is older. Donated. Probably touched by many hands and at least one troll with extremely bad breath. The finish is worn around the places where fingers would rest, and there is a small dent near the bell that makes me think it was either dropped, swung, or used to punctuate an argument.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Structurally intact. Not pristine.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 1꧂ ꧁It is a bugle. It should not bend. If it does bend, that is bad.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 5꧂ ꧁Standard enough. Comfortable to hold. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 4꧂ ꧁The tubing is narrow, but the bell gives it presence. Most of the visual confidence is in the flare. That is normal for bugles.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ: 0.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Old brass, dust, tarnish, stale case fabric.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁I do not recommend tasting it. Coppery. Bitter. Like regret and coins.꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Cool, smooth, lightly tarnished. Slight roughness near the dent. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Condensation. Spit. Possibly valve oil.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Light-medium. Easy to carry.꧂ ꧁Overall: battered, metallic, stubborn, emotionally suspicious, and more dignified than expected. This is a serviceable bugle. Possibly cursed. Definitely needs cleaning.꧂
FLIPS NOTES, MHM... MAKES SENSE... OH MY, PHUNTR, YOU SCOUNDREL...
thank you for this. my bugle finally feels seen. i'M going to play you a little ditty (terribly) on it in celebration
꧁Clean it first, Phuntr. If you give mono to Kaikka I'll blow you to smithereens.꧂
i'D blow myself to smithereens first but your worry is noted and also appreciated.
꧁Kind of bothered by Ves1ca. Apparently I'm Ve2ica.꧂ ꧁By the way.꧂ ꧁I'm still they/them.꧂ ꧁She's migrated onto she/her.꧂ ꧁Makes me feel a strange way.꧂ ꧁Pity? ꧂ ꧁I mean.꧂ ꧁Why would you ever assume you're on the same level as the Empress?꧂
꧁You'll never guess my colors.꧂
꧁Not looking anywhere.꧂ ꧁I met a version of you recently.꧂ ꧁He tried crawling into my spire but I spilled a 55 gallon barrel of lubricant and he's fallen down. ꧂ ꧁Think he's stuck down there.꧂ ꧁But I'm not going down the stairs either. ꧂ ꧁#Scary.꧂
꧁I've been trying to sleep less.꧂ ꧁Because when I sleep, it just gets worse.꧂ ꧁I have a lot to do today.꧂ ꧁I'm going to the neighbors' place.꧂ ꧁Prosper, I think.꧂ ꧁The Queen here says I can have her crown.꧂ ꧁I just have to find it.꧂
꧁The Hemospectrum definitely has been useful lately.꧂
print("well i am happy to hear they have it now") print("having things is often very nice")
꧁Got my badges. Missing a few, but that's okay.꧂
꧁I feel that creepy stare.꧂
꧁Don't call @bulgeCurator Vesica.꧂ ꧁I am Vesica.꧂ ꧁I don't know what that is anymore.꧂ ꧁Thanks in advance.꧂
{ waittt | im so confuzed..... | yr there 2 of u??? │▌
꧁Ugh. Wait. Those weren't dreams?꧂
<action; statement input; statement: there are 2 vesicas now & that makes me uneasy, but it a|so might as we|| happen. />
<action; statement input; statement: dup|icates of peop|e a|ways bother me a bit input; statement: not in a persona| way, just that it's possib|e. input; statement: to my know|edge, there are 2 iterations of vesica on this site. i input; statement: i do not know if you know this, but i cannot |ie. the he|m code prevents that. />
꧁That's not me.꧂ ꧁Not anymore.꧂ ꧁Hope that helps.꧂
꧁I could change my life to better suit your mood.꧂
꧁I'd get you consuming better media first, then offer a warm glass of something.꧂
꧁Finally. Some bulgelicker took my handle while I was out.꧂ ꧁Hi Chittr!꧂ ꧁I missed you.꧂
Ookay befoore i coontinue what's the moost recent thing that happened in yoour life
꧁Why does that matter?꧂ ꧁Kryqus, I'm currently in a town.꧂ ꧁They didn't have the Hemospectrum.꧂ ꧁It was crazy.꧂ ꧁Now they do.꧂ ꧁Now they listen.꧂ ꧁I've been running a little enclave.꧂
꧁I'm sorry? I don't recognize any differences in my speech patterns. ꧂ ꧁I'm typing now, I guess.꧂ ꧁I used to need that HuskHelm.꧂
꧁Couldn't bring it with me when I left the pods.꧂ ꧁Needed to get a smaller husktop for mobile use to coincide with the Board Game I'm making.꧂
Damn i really need too catch up oon Vesica loore had noo idea yoou're making a game
꧁Yeah.꧂ ꧁It's been weird.꧂ ꧁It's all I dream of. ꧂ ꧁But, I keep getting distracted.꧂