@gullibleColumnist #nsfw #bulgerating #missingno You thought you could get away with it. I see the way it twitches, and how it wobbles. I see it. In my mind's eye. Your bulge is a tortured thing. You deny your bulge its purpose. Between the two of us, I was nothing, you still defined me as pathetic. Yet, only one of us is living in a fairy tale where bulges to unused. Unclaimed. Unworthy. Go on. Whip it out. Whip. It. Out. You won't. Strength is a 4. Your bulge is untrained and wily, yet ineffective in a duel. Pliability is an 8. This is a weakness due to your bulge's lack of support. Girth is a 5. This is expected. Length 4. Cute, belongs in a mouth more than a nook. X-Factor is 0. There is nothing special about this bulge, because the Psychopomp it is attached to is incapable of wielding it. You are condemned eternally to being a nook provider. Your bulge shouldn't be used for anything but show. Your secretions come out in sudden spurts, the striation pattern implies it prefers to provide lubrication for the nook rather than prime its genmat for complete penetration. You would lose every joust. You deserve to lie there. With your brashness, occasionally, you may attempt to domineer by riding. I can tell from the nearby nookabrasions from wear. It smells of rust, as expected, though simultaneously the wonderful scent of freshly broken dirt. It tastes of cherries and a delayed effect of cranberry. It weighs .6 pounds. The base is slightly thick, enough to grip, and enough to present itself as a dueling opponent. Equally caste bloods may actually fall for it. However, the aforementioned pliability means that it isn't going to do much. Frankly. I love it. Despite my tone, that was all an act! It's super cute. I think it would be best used for frotting and dry humping! Well-- soon to be wet. But you have a delightful bulge that makes me jealous... Hehe I hope you enjoyed it! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03d79c965f37.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Mh,hmn. Haha... it isn't that small... you're a little off on that.... but you've got some others pretty spot on. Like freshly broken dirt. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You did good. You've earned your praise. ]
youdorealizethatidontuse units of measurement. Butuhm. relativeblodosize, right? Thats why Rankmaid was so big...
categorically the higher you go on the blood totem, so to speak, bulges also scale.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This is something everyone knows, yeah. Not complaining, you did zammechat. As I said you got everything else down pretty well... especially the cherry taste. Haha-- I didn't really think you'd get that right. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You deserve every bit of praise you get, 'y adorable lil thing. ]