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Tentabulge Freak

3 days ago

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@bulgeCurator[BC]

#nsfw #bulgerating It is hypocritical of me to not provide the same level of transparency with my own bulge as it is regarding the bulges of those who have requested my judgement. Wrothe has made his pathetic attempt to court my pitch very clear. I am disinterested as I am incapable of being in anyone's quadrants for I may explode their bulge with my psionic prowess. To fully explain what it is I do, and how I do it, you must understand that I am hemoanonyomus, and anonymous in identity by design. I am an integral part of the Empress's surveillance ecosystem. I will continue in this role. Let's start off with Strength. My bulge exhibits a strength score of two. It can barely carry itself and has been historically particularly weak. Observe. [A Black and white Gif of a somewhat malnourished troll, doctored to erase any facial presence, horns, or hemo whatsoever, proceeds to crush a closed can of LUSUS Energy Drink. ] Embarrassing, I know. Next, onto pliability. I also rate this a two. I have never quite been able to finish my nook maze. [A second gif is uploaded of the same troll, and the same bulge, navigating a series of PVC Pipes with relative ease.] Length and Girth are pretty apparent at 3 at best! [The bulge clearly extends to nearly two/thirds the length of their high. Its base is roughly the size of their first.] Now for X Factor. X-Factor for my bulge is 100 out of 10. My psionics completely control it and allow it to extend further out of my body than it should. [Another Gif of similar tests with a roughly 5 inch bulge, failing to do anything] My secretions come from valve glands located every quarter inch resulting in a constant concoction of genmat hemosplooge all over my bulge. The video makes it difficult to see, but it is pierced as well. The texture is that of a firm limb with similar density when extended fully. My underside is covered in small gripbumps that allow me to not only pleasure my partners but completely decimate their bulges in jousting. My scent is clean. I don't smell like anything except maybe a light mist of a spring day. The taste is refreshing, low sodium, and acidity. I have been told its almost like a neutral gelatin. I hate my bulge. I don't want it. @gratuitousAnnuity