@tumblingTenet #nsfw #bulgerating Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically don't matter. For me, anyway. Strength: 6. Really strong! But not as powerful as other purplebloods. Pliability: 8. Really good! Length: 6. Throat tickler for sure... Girth: 4. Won't break your jaw. X-Factor: 10!!!!!! HIS BULGE HAS CHUCKLEVOODOO PSYCHOACTIVE NODES. LOWBLOODS. PSIONIC RECEPTIVELOWBLOODS. TRYCOMMUNICATING AGAINSTHISBULGE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT! Hhhh He is made to be a sensual #subjuboss in a society in which bulge-based exchanges are regular. He reads like one of @archiveAddict's fantasies. His taste is that of juniper berry mead and a light earthtone. His smell is probably the worst part of it? He radiates, like, a pungent smell. But that is likely just his chucklevoodoos interacting with my pan! But-- It's also similar to that of human musk! Hhh. Icouldntstoplookingat it. Palind Pinnip is ideal for anyone trying to delve into Meionics. Hhhhhh.
imaginecommunicatingwithitdirectly. it tried todominatemeback.
~⟢||this shit is not true what the shell are you smoking||⟣~
Palind also acknowledged that it is true. You are simply incapable of communing.
~⟢||yeah. That's right. You do apologize. Sttop hyping him up or his head is going to pop from the sheer inflation you're doing to his ego.||⟣~