Vesica Anelus, the Bulge Curator

2 months ago

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

The narrator

Those of whom make fate take a knee

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@bulgeCurator[BC]

Petroa Apocap! @spiritualMotorist HHeh. Longtime coming too! #nsfw #bulgerating Blue Collar Bronze Blood Scuttlebuggy Mechanic... You already had to know his transmission was, uhm, in drive so to speak! She is quite the capable troll. Uhm, with hands and pan. It would seem that he is capable of acquiring things! But this doesn't matter for the rating. Maybe just. Advertising? Hhh. Petroa is exactly like all of those things you'd imagine! Uhm. Petroa has a healthy, motor oil-addled musk about her bulge! He has a sort of grease scent that can be easily attributed to uhm. You know... That... Niche? Trope? Whatever! You know exactly what I mean. Her taste is surprising though. It has an umami about it. Very savory... Like, a homecooked meal. Unlike my #paste that I eat... Fermented in a goodway, I think. Onto Stats! Strength: 8! Uhm. I think that. Petroa is... Swinging well above her weightclass! Pliability: 5! Average! This is fine :)! Length: A decent 6! Above average but not monstrous! Heheh. A good length! Girth: Starts a 6 but tapers out to a 4! Not a huge decline. Uhm, relatively solid! X-Factor: 3! Uhm, I'll explain in a moment? I don't know if, uhm. Petroa even knows this. But there seems to be a subliminal 'gear' system I can attribute to the bulge! Hhh. Uhm. Ithasdifferent, modes of operation. Like an automotive scuttlebug transmission. Hhh not like, jerking the bulge shifts it! but morelike. It has multiple modes of operation that affect its own speed and torque! Not a huge change at a time, but it's uhm, something i noticed. Hff and as, petroagetscloser to a metaphorical redlining, it 'shifts' up! Sort of just, revving? Which is to say. It uhm. Resets itself pretty frequently once its 'rpms' (stimulus) redline-- Im not good at explaining but I hope you get it?? I'm not vehicull expert! Petroa is. So feel free to ask him all about it. Ithinkiwantto!