https://forms.gle/DyiT6Rh745FmQAaX7 I am reopening my bulge readings. For the record, there are 3 trolls and 1 human I still owe a bulge reading to. These will come first. However, I would like to make sure we are all on the same page! This will be the only way I accept bulge reading requests unless I know you! If you don't like this format, then suck it! I have over 100 different DMs! Every time I wanna do a reading, I have to read through everyone! I want an automatically updating spreadsheet. #nsfw #bulgerating
please tell me all 100 aren'T asking for fucking bulge readings
Most were, yes. There have been a lot of nights I log in to 99+ Notifications in DMs. It's slowed down a lot because I stopped doing the readings but I still want to! Overall, I've completed 56 requests. Which, since my account I think is almost 2 weeks old, means that was an average of 4 a day, but I haven't done any in like, 3-5 days? So it's really closer to 8. And a lot of that was going outside of my comfort zone.
Holy moobeast... 3 responses in less than 5 minutes... HHheh.
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Hfff. I've only ever done them in private! I'm not a nook connoisseur... I think I could do it if you put it in the notes section of the form as a reminder?
genuinely a little fucking speechless. 99 notifications?? 56 requests???? your dedication to the grind is admirable but i have to wonder where exactly do we stop. one day is every bulge on chittr going to be rated? will the well run dry?
ihopenot. hehehehehhe
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Well done on your form, my underling. Very Professional. - MC Oleana
Thankyoumaam.