꧁@gestaltCreophage Full reading. #nsfw #bulgerating #tealblood Uhm. Okay. So. Lepida Fidrak. Tealblood, dragon-obsessed, flarper, very scarred, very muscular. Let's get your rating out of the way. Strength is a 7. Strong, war-proven, and quite fond of sparring. Pliability is an 8. Curved structure with a good bend and a hooked end. It's quite prehensile, responsive. I bet it betrays your intended expressions. Length is a 7, leaning on 8. Decent. The Curve gives it special reach bonuses as well! I'm quite fond of the geometry. Girth is a 4. It's not as thick as other bulges, except near the tip. In which case, it's an 8 with its shape! X-Factor is a 6. I've already been talking about it. Hooked teal appendage. Ridges. Prehensile response. Coloration is teal. Not pale. Not especially dark. Curved. Hooked. Slight underside ridging. The end has a curl that suggests grip rather than impact. It could catch. It could tug. It could point. Secretions appear light. Clear to faint teal. Thin at first, becoming slicker rather than heavier. This is not a heavy secretion profile. It does not flood. It coats. Scent is warm fabric, smoke, old cave air, scalemate stuffing, scratched skin, and that faint chemical smell from cheap dyed accessories sold under bad lighting. Hot Topic is affecting the read. I will not apologize. Taste is salt, dust, faint metal, and artificial blue candy. Texture is smooth on top. More interesting beneath. The ridges are small but placed well. They do more for sensation than the measurements do. This is a recurring theme with you. Weight is low. Movement is high. The hooked end gives it practical use. Grip. Direction. Light restraint. Annoying precision. It would be poor as a blunt jousting specimen, but useful in close contact where angles matter more than force. Jousting viability is mixed. Impact: 4. Control: 8. Recovery: 7. Grip: 9. Intimidation by silhouette: 6. Actual intimidation after inspection: 5. I'd give it a few chances...꧂
▲how the fuck can you smell hot topic on a bulge...▼
꧁Dontyou work at one? You pump fragrances into your hvac like literallyevery other store.꧂
▲i own it technically, and jegus didnt think it was that bad▼
꧁hffyeah꧂