Vesica Anelus, the Bulge Curator

2 months ago

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

The narrator

Those of whom make fate take a knee

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@bulgeCurator[BC]

@oleanderSupernova #nsfw #bulgerating Okay. This is technically my boss. Uhm. I have been promised I won't be reported for my involvement in this! What I should warn you about is Oleana does not get to proofread this at all! I do apologize but I would say that there is a high likelyhood that uhm. I like this review, and you don't. That's your problem. Oleana is a beautiful troll. She has a chic about her that isn't relative to this review. But uhm. I don'tknowwherelsetosaythisaboutmybosswithoutgettingfired. Hhehe. Onto the review! Her fragrance is that of sitrus berries... Hfff. Not that it would repel me! Though there is a coolness about it, like an icyrock. Maybe best to describe it a sitrus smoothie... Taste is interesting though! She's not leftovers, you know. She is a classy troll and this is reflected in her bulge and secretions. The bulge itself tastes of a slight woodiness like an apricorn! Though her secretions are, uhm, hheh. They are like a Rawst Berry? But, also, a bit like a nanab berry. Making the entire experience quite pleasing to the pallet (town)! Onto stats. Adjusted for Fiduspawn... HP(Length):65 Attack(Strength):55 Defense(Girth):70 Special(X-Factor):95 Speed(Pliability): 110 So it would seem that she would be an ideal speedy special support mon--Bulge--hhehfhfhfhf Sorry. Uhm. She has a really flexible bulge and that's nice. Though, lower girth and length (but not abysmally low!) mean that she's quite an interesting challenge. Her X-Factor, uhm, Ifoundinteresting. Her Bulge seems to have the ability Weak Armor! Uhm, This is really interesting. Her bulge seems to actively be softer and more tender in order to be much more agile than her competition. And, hh,ituhm, seemstogetevenfaster. The moreslurry thereis. Ithink,hhh,thisisinteresting. Thisisinteresting! Very defensive! Simultaneously, I think it puts her in a position to compete with other mutation havers. I would be scared of jousting with such a skilled opponen!