Here you are. In installments of five. Part one. #janetalk #controversial #hidenolonger 1.) I automatically assume the majority of you are nineteen (YEARS old) and unemployed unless proven otherwise. 2.) Some of your typing quirks are conceptually so stupid or painful to read that I ignore your entire person. 3.) Nary a fucking one of you has facial hair worth a second glance. (Save for one I've seen, and he knows who he is.) 4.) I am constantly comparing alternative iterations of my companions to see who is or isn't measuring up. My group is typically on the winning end by my own metrics. 5.) I would LIKE to do so with my own iterations, but you all just KEEP BEING such insufferable numbskulls that I consider you Janes in name alone.
7ou sa7 unemplo7ed like it's a bad thing
Good, you caught that! I was worried it was coming off a touch too subtle!
Yes yes it's fine.
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:33 < i hope my way of typing is easy to read! :33 < i mean it is fun and silly and not hard to understand and that is all one should care about really :33 < as for your first point… :33 < im… i believe older than your year thing listed! not a math troll but i believe this is accurate :33 < and youre looking at a purrfessional huntress! :33 < thats very occupawtiony yeah? :33
You are consistently a delight and have earned none of the above criticisms.
Thank Kheparia someone is actually saying what needs to be said.