I'M UP. EVEN IF I VERY CLEARLY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF BEING UP THIS FUCKING EARLY, THE EARLY CORPSEFOWL GETS THE CARCASS, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE SAYING IS, SO IβM GOING TO LOCK THE FUCK IN REGARDLESS AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE. SO SHOULD MOST OF YOU. SOME OF YOU ARE WORKING THE MORNING SHIFT AND ARE STILL RUNNING FUCKING LATE. SHAME ON YOU, YOU LAZY, INCONSIDERATE LAME-ASSES. NIGHT SHIFT DIDNβT GET STUCK DEALING WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT JUST FOR YOU TO TURN AROUND AND NOT HAVE YOUR OWN SHIT HANDLED ON TIME. GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR. FUCK YOU. AND DIE. β KK
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A BRIEF, BEAUTIFUL MOMENT WHERE I GENUINELY THOUGHT I WAS CAPABLE OF GLEANING SOME VAGUE ATTEMPT AT MEANING FROM THIS COMMENT, UNTIL I RUBBED THE CRUST OUT OF MY GLOBELIDS. AND SOMEHOW, IN THE PROCESS, WHATEVER MEASLY CONCEPT OF UNDERSTANDING IβD MANAGED TO SCRAPE TOGETHER GOT SWEPT AWAY RIGHT ALONG WITH IT.
:33 < So motivational!
likely* fuck me god damn i shouldnt have even chot that
Hmmm, No, I Do Not Want To Get Up. A Curse Upon You That Turns Your Marrow To Lead.
ABOUT AS WELL AS COULD BE EXPECTED, WHICH IS TO SAY, NOT PARTICULARLY WELL, CONSIDERING I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY EXPECTED MUCH OF ANYTHING IN THAT REGARD. SO I DONβT THINK ITβLL BE TOO DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE JUST HOW WELL THAT WENT FOR ME. BUT I DIDNβT WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT OR FLAT-OUT PASS AWAY IN MY SLEEP, SO IβM COUNTING THAT AS A CAUTIOUS WIN FOR THE DAY. HOPE YOUβVE BEEN ALRIGHT, JADE. TRY NOT TO OVERDO IT ON THE SCALDING BEAN JUICE.
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF IRRESPONSIBLE DOUCHEBAGS OUT THERE WHO APPARENTLY CANβT HELP BUT CHOOSE INCOMPETENCY THE SECOND THEY HAVE THEIR FIRST FUNCTIONAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY, AND IF I CANβT EVEN WRANGLE THOSE ASSHOLES INTO SOME SEMBLANCE OF SUBMISSION, I CANβT EXACTLY EXPECT MYSELF TO WRANGLE ANY OF THE OTHER, MORE FAMILIAR DOUCHEBAGS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IN REAL LIFE. YOUβRE NOT ONE OF THEM, OBVIOUSLY, BUT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK IβM TALKING ABOUT. BUT, LIKE. THANKS. AND MORNING, NEPETA.
I DONβT THINK IβVE EVER ENCOUNTERED A VERB TENSE APPLIED TO A WORD THAT IβVE HATED SO VISCERALLY THE SECOND IT ENTERED MY FUCKING VOCABULARY AS βCHOT.β FUCK YOU. YOUβVE RUINED MY BREAKFAST.
its a gift i know
IβM UTILIZING EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY VERY ANIMA TO REVERSE THE CURSE YOUβVE JUST INFLICTED UPON ME, AND IβM ABOUT TO BE CASTING MY OWN COUNTERSPELL OF POINTING OFF TO THE SIDE AND GOING, βWHATβS THAT?β BEFORE I KICK YOU DIRECTLY IN THE FUCKING SHAMEGLOBES FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO DRAG THE ARCANE INTO A SATURDAY MORNING SLUGFEST. WAKE UP, MOTHER FUCKER!
im not giggling at your lack of well rest but it is funny how many hoops you jumped through to communicate that to me. anyway!! i hope the rest of the day is better for you :) ive been doing a lot better than before!! so thats a big win for me i think. i make no promises on my coffee intake but ill do my best for you ok?